RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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First she came like 10 mins too late. Secondly first sentence out of her mouth when she came in was about my eye color. Guys blackpill is more real than ever when U are dating. This shit is fucking brutal for average guy. Like it's 99 percent looks and 1 percent being NT. I am not coping here.
So I told her yeah my real eye color is kinda green but I have lenses which make it lighter green. IMMEDIATELY after that sentence of me. She went from VERY happy and enthusiastic (extreme chad treatment) to meh kinda above avg normie treatment. In an INSTANT. It's fucking crazy. And that little moment decided the fate of the whole dating experience. Her energy was low as hell. She did what she wanted to do. Her behavior was shitty. Like she just did not follow me. She did what she wanted. I told her let's sit here and she says nooo that place is better. I said OK. Bear in mind this is happening all after she knows this is not my real eyecolor.
For context she is a curvy ethnic. These girls are obsessed with light eye colors on males. They fucking wank to them.
Let's continue. That was her first signal I got of her that she was NOT interested. And keep reading cuz it is getting worse and worse. So we ordered off the menu. And when the food and drinks came. She literally just consumed 20 percent of it. Guys bear in mind she is FAT af how can she eat so little. And she just came off work. So she couldn't be full. JFL. Her whe energy was LOOOOWWW as fuck. Like wtf. No social skill or charisma was enough to win her over after my dumb blunder. As a reason she said the food was not good. She gave it a 3/10. She acts like a fucking child while she is 20 Years old. Like wtf. She ordered a cocktail (alcohol while muzzie jfl) and didn't drink even half of it. She just left it there. 60 euros were just wasted here. After that we went to the movies. It was a shitty romance average movie with Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield. She liked it. But her energy was still shitty. I said to her take this flavor. Of some frozen drink. She said Nahhh I'll take the other one. Like wtf. She belittles me hard af. She doesn't even mimic me slightly. Hahahaha. I am crying of laughter. She gave me all the red flags of the book. During the movie she talked about vacation and how she really wanted to go to the USA and she wanted to know if I am also travelling a lot (she actually just wanna know if I am good betabux material ngl). Here I started lying hard. I told her I am rich af and go on vacations every month. After that she became a Lil more interested. Cuz I faked my betabux value. JFL. These women are hilarious.
She saw me as a friend. I told her to kiss me goodbye before she left. She gave the quickest kiss ever near my lips. She didn't even aim. It was like 1 zeptosecond. I didn't feel shit. She went away very fast. She Just wanted to escape me tbh.
After that she apped me about the movie what was its ending I said it was alright. Then she says that I am a kind guy and that I am her type. That's when her words don't translate into her actions. She is straight up lying atp.
I won't go on anymore dates with her. I fucked up. My fault. I'll never tell the truth about my eye color. Next time when I wanna slay I'll just say green is my real eye color. I wanted her short term not long term so being honest was dumb af here. Biggest Funky blunder OAT.
Which is also noteworthy, she deleted her pics of her body she sent to me. I told her why. She said I thought U were fake. But she deleted it after knowing I was not fake cuz we spoke in a voice call. She just lies.
Let's pray to gandy that she will send nudes atleast. That's my last hope with her. Rest is done. Lesson is learned. Always LIE to women for STRs otherwise you'll get fucked like me and abused.
Tagging some good lads @Charisma @Funnyunenjoyer1 @zemult @Clavicular @Mosh12 @Gengar @enchanted_elixir @emeraldglass @noahwillascend @Redblue0 @Jonas2k7 @WhiteMan
So I told her yeah my real eye color is kinda green but I have lenses which make it lighter green. IMMEDIATELY after that sentence of me. She went from VERY happy and enthusiastic (extreme chad treatment) to meh kinda above avg normie treatment. In an INSTANT. It's fucking crazy. And that little moment decided the fate of the whole dating experience. Her energy was low as hell. She did what she wanted to do. Her behavior was shitty. Like she just did not follow me. She did what she wanted. I told her let's sit here and she says nooo that place is better. I said OK. Bear in mind this is happening all after she knows this is not my real eyecolor.
For context she is a curvy ethnic. These girls are obsessed with light eye colors on males. They fucking wank to them.
Let's continue. That was her first signal I got of her that she was NOT interested. And keep reading cuz it is getting worse and worse. So we ordered off the menu. And when the food and drinks came. She literally just consumed 20 percent of it. Guys bear in mind she is FAT af how can she eat so little. And she just came off work. So she couldn't be full. JFL. Her whe energy was LOOOOWWW as fuck. Like wtf. No social skill or charisma was enough to win her over after my dumb blunder. As a reason she said the food was not good. She gave it a 3/10. She acts like a fucking child while she is 20 Years old. Like wtf. She ordered a cocktail (alcohol while muzzie jfl) and didn't drink even half of it. She just left it there. 60 euros were just wasted here. After that we went to the movies. It was a shitty romance average movie with Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield. She liked it. But her energy was still shitty. I said to her take this flavor. Of some frozen drink. She said Nahhh I'll take the other one. Like wtf. She belittles me hard af. She doesn't even mimic me slightly. Hahahaha. I am crying of laughter. She gave me all the red flags of the book. During the movie she talked about vacation and how she really wanted to go to the USA and she wanted to know if I am also travelling a lot (she actually just wanna know if I am good betabux material ngl). Here I started lying hard. I told her I am rich af and go on vacations every month. After that she became a Lil more interested. Cuz I faked my betabux value. JFL. These women are hilarious.
She saw me as a friend. I told her to kiss me goodbye before she left. She gave the quickest kiss ever near my lips. She didn't even aim. It was like 1 zeptosecond. I didn't feel shit. She went away very fast. She Just wanted to escape me tbh.
After that she apped me about the movie what was its ending I said it was alright. Then she says that I am a kind guy and that I am her type. That's when her words don't translate into her actions. She is straight up lying atp.
I won't go on anymore dates with her. I fucked up. My fault. I'll never tell the truth about my eye color. Next time when I wanna slay I'll just say green is my real eye color. I wanted her short term not long term so being honest was dumb af here. Biggest Funky blunder OAT.
Which is also noteworthy, she deleted her pics of her body she sent to me. I told her why. She said I thought U were fake. But she deleted it after knowing I was not fake cuz we spoke in a voice call. She just lies.
Let's pray to gandy that she will send nudes atleast. That's my last hope with her. Rest is done. Lesson is learned. Always LIE to women for STRs otherwise you'll get fucked like me and abused.
Tagging some good lads @Charisma @Funnyunenjoyer1 @zemult @Clavicular @Mosh12 @Gengar @enchanted_elixir @emeraldglass @noahwillascend @Redblue0 @Jonas2k7 @WhiteMan
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