First slay last night (story)

[confirmgy]

If Anybody wants proof, I can show you a group chat screenshot where my friend vouches for me and a video someone took in the club with my hand on her ass. Only in DMs tho and I’m not sending anything that reveals either of our faces

Let me start by saying this girl was a literal 15/10. She was the hottest girl I’ve ever pulled and it’s not even close. Blonde hair with brown highlights, blue eyes and freckles and excellent bone structure with a great body. I’m a 5’10 mtn-htn on a good day and never thought in a million years I’d manage to get with someone this beautiful, let alone lose my virginity to her

Here’s the story:
It’s my first week at university and in the uk there’s usually a week of partying before you actually start your studies which is what I’m in now.

Anyway I split a bottle of jagermeister with my mate which got us a very good level of drunk.

We went to the club together and at the start of the night I kissed a different girl but she was so ugly and had a very Jewish nose which I couldn’t see when I first went for it because all I saw was the front profile

After that I felt quite ashamed and just enjoyed the night and tried to avoid her. Then my friend started talking to this one mid girl.

Seeing the opportunity, I started talking to the mid girls friend who is the hot girl I ended up fucking later on

Anyway I put my hand around her shoulder then her waist. After that she did that thing girls do in the club where they back into you thinking it’s game

I have no idea how but my friend convinced his girl to leave the club (it was only like 1am) so my girl just led me out by the hand. Our excuse was we were hosting afters at his room.

I looked for an uber but there wasn’t any available so we got a taxi

When we got back to my mates place I sat next to mine and put my arm around her. My friend invited his girl for a room tour so obviously I invited my girl for a room tour too and took her to my block.

We got in and my flatmates were all in the hallway and saw me leading her in. They all started laughing knowing what was about to happen and she got embarassed and just went into my room

Then she started flaming it because I had so much rubbish on my desk and clothes on the floor

Also I only have a single bed and because she’s a rich fuck she has a double bed with an en-suite paid for entirely by her parents and she didn’t even take out loans.

Then I pretty much pushed her onto my bed and laid her flat and started kissing her

After 20 minutes of kissing her lips neck shoulders and whatnot I took her top off and started kissing her tits. Girls like it when you bite them lightly as well so i bit her nipples and neck a little bit a few times and she told me to take my top off which I did

Then I said what comes off next and she said hopefully everything and I said “just so you know I don’t have a condom” and she said “don’t worry I’m on birth control”

Then I got a random nosebleed which continued for the next 2 hours.

During the nosebleed I pretty much ran my mouth down her whole body to her pussy and did the alphabet method (write out the letters of the alphabet on her clit)

Then she was giving good feedback breathing heavy and light moans which is when I stuck my middle finger in and started fingering her. It was getting really wet so I put another finger in and sort of went between fingering and eating her pussy for the next 20 mins

Then I said “wanna fuck” and she said “sure”

So I took my pants off and because I had so much to drink I couldn’t get harder than a semi so I stuck it in when it was still a tiny bit soft. Another thing is I couldn’t locate her pussy opening for like 15 seconds.

The next part was really shit because my dick kept slipping out and I struggled getting it back in. I tried a few positions and pretty much shoved her body out of missionary into doggy but that wasn’t much help either because I still couldn’t get fully bricked

Then I just said sorry and she said it’s alright I don’t care

Then we kinda just entwined kissing for a while and a couple hours later after some rest I put my hands back into her knickers and started fingering her again lightly. I had perfect placement on her clit this time so she was getting really aroused

Then I realised I was hard somehow

I said “wanna fuck” again and she said “why not”

After the most awful performance ever witnessed by mankind in round 1 I tried to improve my game this next time

We started in missionary and it went in very nicely and my dick is big so when I got it all the way in she was moaning really well.

Then it was kinda awkward for me to thrust so I got her back into doggy

And on some straight porn shit she was ass up face down gripping the end of my mattress

Then even tho I was fully hard it kept slipping out I was having even more trouble getting it back in because her pussy was kinda tight

And then I kinda gave up tryna dominate so I asked for cowgirl and she said fine

Then she put a pillow under my head and started bouncing

After like 15 minutes I nutted in her and she just stopped bouncing when I nutted

I don’t think I made her cum at any point which is really a big shame

Anyway after cowgirl we just stayed in that position for a couple mins with my dick still inside her and her still on top. Then I pushed her off me and she kinda groaned and said “my legs hurt so much I can’t walk”

And then we pretty much picked up all her clothes and I walked her back to her block

In the lift on the way downstairs out of my hall she pointed down and said “look” and her legs were literally quivering like porn

And I said “was that me” and she said “yeah” and I just laughed

When we got back to hers she took my Snapchat details and offered me some stain remover because there was blood on my whole bed and clothes from the nose bleed

I thought that was her way of making sure she’d see me again later and I wish I’d taken it because then I’d guarantee seeing her

But I texted her this morning and she was somewhat dry and she hasn’t responded in like 6 hours

So that’s making me question a lot. My performance was undoubtedly not great except for the quivering legs but that still doesn’t mean she cummed or anything.

I always thought that once girls give up a body they become a lot more attached to you and easier to keep but with her I guess not

Also she’s so fit she’s definitely got tons of options. The fact I managed to get her to my place within 30 mins of kissing her at the club makes me know she’s a hoe as well

It’s sad for me because I’ve never had such good chemistry with a girl, let alone the fact that she’s stunning beyond belief

I’ve been thinking about her all day even though it was just a one night stand. She was so kind, reassuring and least importantly horny

Also it’s really weird but everything today has felt kind of surreal and strangely lonely

 

[confirmgy]

Bump wtf this is such a good thread

 

[confirmgy]

Where’s the engagement oml

 

[italianltn]

Worst written thread ever.

If you actually did slay then congratulations bhai

 

[confirmgy]

Worst written thread ever.

If you actually did slay then congratulations bhai

Thanks, it was incredible (for me at least) I’m actually depressed she’s not responding tho. I kinda hope she got pregnant or something so I can see her again

 

[italianltn]

Thanks, it was incredible (for me at least) I’m actually depressed she’s not responding tho. I kinda hope she got pregnant or something so I can see her again

One advice I'd give is don't get attached to whores.

I remember my first whore, it's easy to get attached when it's your first. Slay and continue.

 

[rsj]

If Anybody wants proof, I can show you a group chat screenshot where my friend vouches for me and a video someone took in the club with my hand on her ass. Only in DMs tho and I’m not sending anything that reveals either of our faces

Let me start by saying this girl was a literal 15/10. She was the hottest girl I’ve ever pulled and it’s not even close. Blonde hair with brown highlights, blue eyes and freckles and excellent bone structure with a great body. I’m a 5’10 mtn-htn on a good day and never thought in a million years I’d manage to get with someone this beautiful, let alone lose my virginity to her

Here’s the story:
It’s my first week at university and in the uk there’s usually a week of partying before you actually start your studies which is what I’m in now.

Anyway I split a bottle of jagermeister with my mate which got us a very good level of drunk.

We went to the club together and at the start of the night I kissed a different girl but she was so ugly and had a very Jewish nose which I couldn’t see when I first went for it because all I saw was the front profile

After that I felt quite ashamed and just enjoyed the night and tried to avoid her. Then my friend started talking to this one mid girl.

Seeing the opportunity, I started talking to the mid girls friend who is the hot girl I ended up fucking later on

Anyway I put my hand around her shoulder then her waist. After that she did that thing girls do in the club where they back into you thinking it’s game

I have no idea how but my friend convinced his girl to leave the club (it was only like 1am) so my girl just led me out by the hand. Our excuse was we were hosting afters at his room.

I looked for an uber but there wasn’t any available so we got a taxi

When we got back to my mates place I sat next to mine and put my arm around her. My friend invited his girl for a room tour so obviously I invited my girl for a room tour too and took her to my block.

We got in and my flatmates were all in the hallway and saw me leading her in. They all started laughing knowing what was about to happen and she got embarassed and just went into my room

Then she started flaming it because I had so much rubbish on my desk and clothes on the floor

Also I only have a single bed and because she’s a rich fuck she has a double bed with an en-suite paid for entirely by her parents and she didn’t even take out loans.

Then I pretty much pushed her onto my bed and laid her flat and started kissing her

After 20 minutes of kissing her lips neck shoulders and whatnot I took her top off and started kissing her tits. Girls like it when you bite them lightly as well so i bit her nipples and neck a little bit a few times and she told me to take my top off which I did

Then I said what comes off next and she said hopefully everything and I said “just so you know I don’t have a condom” and she said “don’t worry I’m on birth control”

Then I got a random nosebleed which continued for the next 2 hours.

During the nosebleed I pretty much ran my mouth down her whole body to her pussy and did the alphabet method (write out the letters of the alphabet on her clit)

Then she was giving good feedback breathing heavy and light moans which is when I stuck my middle finger in and started fingering her. It was getting really wet so I put another finger in and sort of went between fingering and eating her pussy for the next 20 mins

Then I said “wanna fuck” and she said “sure”

So I took my pants off and because I had so much to drink I couldn’t get harder than a semi so I stuck it in when it was still a tiny bit soft. Another thing is I couldn’t locate her pussy opening for like 15 seconds.

The next part was really shit because my dick kept slipping out and I struggled getting it back in. I tried a few positions and pretty much shoved her body out of missionary into doggy but that wasn’t much help either because I still couldn’t get fully bricked

Then I just said sorry and she said it’s alright I don’t care

Then we kinda just entwined kissing for a while and a couple hours later after some rest I put my hands back into her knickers and started fingering her again lightly. I had perfect placement on her clit this time so she was getting really aroused

Then I realised I was hard somehow

I said “wanna fuck” again and she said “why not”

After the most awful performance ever witnessed by mankind in round 1 I tried to improve my game this next time

We started in missionary and it went in very nicely and my dick is big so when I got it all the way in she was moaning really well.

Then it was kinda awkward for me to thrust so I got her back into doggy

And on some straight porn shit she was ass up face down gripping the end of my mattress

Then even tho I was fully hard it kept slipping out I was having even more trouble getting it back in because her pussy was kinda tight

And then I kinda gave up tryna dominate so I asked for cowgirl and she said fine

Then she put a pillow under my head and started bouncing

After like 15 minutes I nutted in her and she just stopped bouncing when I nutted

I don’t think I made her cum at any point which is really a big shame

Anyway after cowgirl we just stayed in that position for a couple mins with my dick still inside her and her still on top. Then I pushed her off me and she kinda groaned and said “my legs hurt so much I can’t walk”

And then we pretty much picked up all her clothes and I walked her back to her block

In the lift on the way downstairs out of my hall she pointed down and said “look” and her legs were literally quivering like porn

And I said “was that me” and she said “yeah” and I just laughed

When we got back to hers she took my Snapchat details and offered me some stain remover because there was blood on my whole bed and clothes from the nose bleed

I thought that was her way of making sure she’d see me again later and I wish I’d taken it because then I’d guarantee seeing her

But I texted her this morning and she was somewhat dry and she hasn’t responded in like 6 hours

So that’s making me question a lot. My performance was undoubtedly not great except for the quivering legs but that still doesn’t mean she cummed or anything.

I always thought that once girls give up a body they become a lot more attached to you and easier to keep but with her I guess not

Also she’s so fit she’s definitely got tons of options. The fact I managed to get her to my place within 30 mins of kissing her at the club makes me know she’s a hoe as well

It’s sad for me because I’ve never had such good chemistry with a girl, let alone the fact that she’s stunning beyond belief

I’ve been thinking about her all day even though it was just a one night stand. She was so kind, reassuring and least importantly horny

Also it’s really weird but everything today has felt kind of surreal and strangely lonely

oof lost a virginity to a thot at an age too old.... holy shit brah

 

[rsj]

might as well lost that shit to a hooker on your 18th

 

[DeeVeeDee]

It’s sad for me because I’ve never had such good chemistry with a girl.

Real man