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I was NOT aware of the side effects of these things holy fuck
TLDR on bottom*
In the morning before school starts, my friend who is a regular with these things convinces me to try a zyn. I’ve seen u guys talk about how nicotine suppresses your appetite and I guess it succeeded. Naturally I cave in.
I didnt actually pop it in till after lunchtime because I wanted to lock in in my Algebra class and I start feeling the buzz. I start producing a fuck ton of spit and my friend asks why im sad since im not talking. I swallow my spit to talk to him. Horrible fucking idea. I tell him that I popped a zyn and he was dying his ass off as we walk to my class. I start feeling the buzz right before we get to class and im actually locked in. Shit goes downhill approximately now.
I start feeling nauseous and over the course of 5 minutes it gets bad. I also have to take a shit and I usually don’t have to and I didnt eat anything out of the order today nor the day prior so that could be a side effect but idk. It gets bad and i have to keep acting like im blowing my nose to spit and that shit was not slick but luckily none of my classmates nor teacher spotted it. It gets to a point where I have to shit and I feel like i genuinely have to throw up so I ask my teacher to go to the bathroom and I secure the stall. I sit down and get ready to shit but now I dont have to shit no more and I’m just nauseous. Im on the brink of puking but finally I have bowel movement and it relieved my nausea slightly but i just feel that exhaustion u get when u have the stomach flu if you get what i mean. Im just hanging my head down and even bending my arm to wipe my ass took all the energy out of my body. I sit and sulk for about 5 more minutes then decide to get up since my symptoms start alleviating.
I get up and I immediately feel 2x more nauseous than I did before and I genuinely bend myself over the toilet to puke. Thankfully nothing comes out but tbh I probably would've felt way better if I just forced it out. I sit back down on the toilet and sulk for like 5 minutes (what it felt like) and finally determine that sitting down makes me feel better and standing up makes me wanna vomit everywhere, and that if I just bite the bullet and wash my hands and walk back to class I can survive.
The time from me getting out of the stall to wash my hands to sitting down in class felt like david goggins finishing an ultra marathon. I had my head down ready to projectile vomit all over the ground but I made it. My friends inform me I was gone for 20 minutes but I was totally unaware tbh. I thought I was in there for 10 minutes max. I still feel like shit but it alleviates. My head feels like 50 lbs but im not tired enough to nap. Luckily my friends nurse me and help me get ready to walk to my next class.
I walk in to my next hour and it smells like shit which almost sets me over the edge again but I immediately put my head down and napped for half the class. I woke up, had an extremely relieving burp, put my hood up, and napped for another ten minutes. I wake up not feeling sick anymore and then play duos fortnite on my chromebook with my classmates. When I get to my next class they’re all laughing at me and I explain what happened. Happily ever after
NEVER AGAIN
tldr; I take a zyn from my friend and get extremely sick, go to the bathroom for 20 minutes and almost throw up but I survive and then I go to my next class, nap, feel better and play fortnite on my school laptop (read whole story pls
)
TLDR on bottom*
In the morning before school starts, my friend who is a regular with these things convinces me to try a zyn. I’ve seen u guys talk about how nicotine suppresses your appetite and I guess it succeeded. Naturally I cave in.
I didnt actually pop it in till after lunchtime because I wanted to lock in in my Algebra class and I start feeling the buzz. I start producing a fuck ton of spit and my friend asks why im sad since im not talking. I swallow my spit to talk to him. Horrible fucking idea. I tell him that I popped a zyn and he was dying his ass off as we walk to my class. I start feeling the buzz right before we get to class and im actually locked in. Shit goes downhill approximately now.
I start feeling nauseous and over the course of 5 minutes it gets bad. I also have to take a shit and I usually don’t have to and I didnt eat anything out of the order today nor the day prior so that could be a side effect but idk. It gets bad and i have to keep acting like im blowing my nose to spit and that shit was not slick but luckily none of my classmates nor teacher spotted it. It gets to a point where I have to shit and I feel like i genuinely have to throw up so I ask my teacher to go to the bathroom and I secure the stall. I sit down and get ready to shit but now I dont have to shit no more and I’m just nauseous. Im on the brink of puking but finally I have bowel movement and it relieved my nausea slightly but i just feel that exhaustion u get when u have the stomach flu if you get what i mean. Im just hanging my head down and even bending my arm to wipe my ass took all the energy out of my body. I sit and sulk for about 5 more minutes then decide to get up since my symptoms start alleviating.
I get up and I immediately feel 2x more nauseous than I did before and I genuinely bend myself over the toilet to puke. Thankfully nothing comes out but tbh I probably would've felt way better if I just forced it out. I sit back down on the toilet and sulk for like 5 minutes (what it felt like) and finally determine that sitting down makes me feel better and standing up makes me wanna vomit everywhere, and that if I just bite the bullet and wash my hands and walk back to class I can survive.
The time from me getting out of the stall to wash my hands to sitting down in class felt like david goggins finishing an ultra marathon. I had my head down ready to projectile vomit all over the ground but I made it. My friends inform me I was gone for 20 minutes but I was totally unaware tbh. I thought I was in there for 10 minutes max. I still feel like shit but it alleviates. My head feels like 50 lbs but im not tired enough to nap. Luckily my friends nurse me and help me get ready to walk to my next class.
I walk in to my next hour and it smells like shit which almost sets me over the edge again but I immediately put my head down and napped for half the class. I woke up, had an extremely relieving burp, put my hood up, and napped for another ten minutes. I wake up not feeling sick anymore and then play duos fortnite on my chromebook with my classmates. When I get to my next class they’re all laughing at me and I explain what happened. Happily ever after
NEVER AGAIN
tldr; I take a zyn from my friend and get extremely sick, go to the bathroom for 20 minutes and almost throw up but I survive and then I go to my next class, nap, feel better and play fortnite on my school laptop (read whole story pls
)
