FLORIDACELS. GET TO PUBLIX AND STOCK THE FUCK UP NOW. AUGUST 30TH 2023 IS DOOMSDAY FOR YOU.

[Xangsane]

IDALIA WANTS SOME BIG FLORIDA COCK

in case anyone was wondering, Idalia’s environment is near identical to Michael’s, and I mean almost down to the specific number. So I’d seriously be anticipating Idalia to approach Florida at least as a major hurricane.

Floridacel:

My dad went to do some shopping at Walmart and Publix and it was packed. We got what we needed to, but it's not good

GET THE FUCK TO PUBLIX NOW

 

[Xangsane]

Atlantic - Caribbean Sea - Gulf of Mexico​	​
Tropical Weather Outlook (en Español*) 800 PM EDT Sun Aug 27 2023​ Tropical Weather Discussion 0005 UTC Mon Aug 28 2023​
Hurricane Franklin Satellite | Buoys | Grids | Storm Archive​ ...FRANKLIN FORECAST TO BECOME A MAJOR HURRICANE ON MONDAY... ...LIFE THREATENING SURF AND RIP CURRENTS POSSIBLE ALONG THE EAST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES... 5:00 PM AST Sun Aug 27 Location: 25.9°N 70.0°W Moving: NNW at 8 mph Min pressure: 970 mb Max sustained: 100 mph Public Advisory #29 500 PM AST Aviso Publico* #29 500 PM AST Forecast Advisory #29 2100 UTC Forecast Discussion #29 500 PM AST Wind Speed Probabilities #29 2100 UTC Wind Speed Probabilities Arrival Time of Winds Wind History Warnings/Cone Interactive Map Warnings/Cone Static Images Warnings and Surface Wind Tropical Storm Idalia Satellite | Buoys | Grids | Storm Archive​ ...IDALIA A LITTLE STRONGER... 7:00 PM CDT Sun Aug 27 Location: 20.1°N 85.4°W Moving: ENE at 3 mph Min pressure: 995 mb Max sustained: 45 mph Public Advisory #5A 700 PM CDT Aviso Publico* #5A 700 PM CDT Forecast Advisory #5 2100 UTC Forecast Discussion #5 400 PM CDT Wind Speed Probabilities #5 2100 UTC NWS Local Products 615 PM EDT US Watch/ Warning 802 PM EDT Wind Speed Probabilities Arrival Time of Winds Wind History Warnings/Cone Interactive Map Warnings/Cone Static Images Warnings and Surface Wind Key Messages Mensajes Claves Storm Surge Inundation Storm Surge Watch/Warning Peak Surge U.S. Rainfall Potential Flash Flooding Potential

 

[Xangsane]

@Trilogy who is a Floridacel?

 

[Deleted member 32968]

Xang can I ascend to chadlite bro

 

[Xangsane]

Xang can I ascend to chadlite bro

yes.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Idalia doesn't look that strong but it could cause major flooding.

 

[StrangerDanger]

Hum
b

 

[GabachoCopium]

I’ve never been to florida

 

[Xangsane]

Idalia doesn't look that strong but it could cause major flooding.

IDALIA IS TAKING BIG FAT FLORIDA COCK AS WE FAP TO PSL MODELS IN OUR HOMOCIRCLE

 

[Xangsane]

I’ve never been to florida

IDALIA WANTS BFC (BIG FLORIDA COCK)

Hum
b

?

 

[StrangerDanger]

IDALIA WANTS BFC (BIG FLORIDA COCK)

?

Hurriance humberto mogs

 

[Xangsane]

Hurriance humberto mogs

Who mogs?

 

[Xangsane]

Idalia doesn't look that strong but it could cause major flooding.

SHE WILL BECOME STRONG

SHE MIGHT STRENGTHMOG FRANKLIN (WHO IS FORECAST TO BECOME A CATEGORY 4)
HOT TOWERS FIRING AWAY
IT'S FUCKING OVER

 

[Xangsane]

 

[StrangerDanger]

Who mogs?
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Humberto for sure

 

[Xangsane]

Humberto for sure
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Why

 

[StrangerDanger]

Why

Bend is much closer to Einsteins humpback wing and Einstein was a genius so

 

[Xangsane]

Bend is much closer to Einsteins humpback wing and Einstein was a genius so

who mogs

 

[Xangsane]

 

[Deleted member 5467]

 

[StrangerDanger]

who mogs
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Idalia for sure it has the entire bay closed in

 

[Xangsane]

I think 135kt landfall ngl

 

[Xangsane]

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Rate Idalia

Idalia for sure it has the entire bay closed in

Rate them in PSL

 

[StrangerDanger]

Rate Idalia

Rate them in PSL

6.679725

 

[Deleted member 5467]

Rate Idalia

Over for Florida cels

 

[Xangsane]

6.679725

Rate Idalia and Franklin (peak intensity prediction using AI) according to PSL

 

[Xangsane]

Over for Florida cels

Rate Idalia and Franklin (peak intensity prediction using AI) according to PSL
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[StrangerDanger]

Rate Idalia and Franklin (peak intensity prediction using AI) according to PSL
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God fucking damn this shits massive

 

[Xangsane]

God fucking damn this shits massive

Which one, Idalia or Franklin

 

[Xangsane]

God fucking damn this shits massive

 

[Xangsane]

6.679725

"Should be picturesque tomorrow and the next couple of days. Hopefully stays away from land and pretty satellite images."

OVER FOR FRANKLINCELS

 

[BloodClot]

No hurricanes in mumbai

 

[futureashtray]

IDALIA WANTS SOME BIG FLORIDA COCK

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Floridacel:


GET THE FUCK TO PUBLIX NOW

bro instead of telling us floridacels about a hurricane we have hheard abt the last few days. tell me how to achieve margot robbie hyoid, I NEED IT

 

[StrangerDanger]

Which one, Idalia or Franklin

Yeah

 

[Xangsane]

No hurricanes in mumbai

Rare Cyclone Landfall Near Mumbai; COVID a Concern in Wake of Nisarga and Amphan

A unusual landfall near one of the world's largest cities adds to recent worries about COVID-19 and cyclones.

www.wunderground.com

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah

what's yeah

 

[Xangsane]

bro instead of telling us floridacels about a hurricane we have hheard abt the last few days. tell me how to achieve margot robbie hyoid, I NEED IT

>Birthday: August 26
>Few days

 

[StrangerDanger]

what's yeah

answer to the question

 

[Xangsane]

answer to the question

predict Idalia peak intensity

 

[StrangerDanger]

predict Idalia peak intensity

armageddon

 

[Xangsane]

Looks like it sucked out about all the juice from the Yucatan.
Needs to start sucking juice out of the water.
Judging from the wind speed recorded at the buoy, it just may be able to do that.
The longer it sits here the more juice it gets.
Remember this is not a stagnant body of hot water.
There is a strong current and a nearly limitless supply of energy.
Wilma RI'd and went to Cat 5 here.

armageddon

 

[futureashtray]

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>Birthday: August 26
>Few days

?

 

[Xangsane]

armageddon

You can just guess the I name for these threads every year and you'd be more often right than not.

It's a season that is predicted to be active, like 2017 or 2021? You get a devastating storm like Irma and Ida during peak season.
It's the 2019 season, which had essentially no activity until the last week of August? You get a historic flooding disaster with Imelda.
It's a quieter season like 2022 that did not get to the I storm until the last week of September? It doesn't matter, you get Ian.
It's a season like 2020 that has been continuously spamming storms since late May? You still get Isaias, one of the costliest hurricanes to strike during the month of July.
It's an El Niño year like 2023 that many people expected would be less active early on? Doesn't matter, you get Idalia.
It's 2013, and the tropics are dead in the Atlantic? Well, Ingrid devastates Mexico anyway and gets retired.

Oh, and to top it all off with the most insane occurrence of all, a storm named after the letter I nearly reached category 5 strength and devastates Central America in mid-November 2020, two weeks before the season ended.

At least the people who guessed Jose in this thread can take solace in the fact that Idalia should have been named Jose, since it is the 10th named storm of the season. But alas, the one year we should have avoided the I curse we end up not naming a storm... what an absurd coincidence!

Now, watch Isaac escape retirement again next year, while the other I names have retired several generations...

 

[StrangerDanger]

Looks like it sucked out about all the juice from the Yucatan.
Needs to start sucking juice out of the water.
Judging from the wind speed recorded at the buoy, it just may be able to do that.
The longer it sits here the more juice it gets.
Remember this is not a stagnant body of hot water.
There is a strong current and a nearly limitless supply of energy.
Wilma RI'd and went to Cat 5 here.

Are you excited
how are you prepared for this event? popcorn? how long you gonna stay up and track this wonder of nature

 

[Xangsane]

?

Idalia formed yesterday your time nigha

 

[lonelyguy326]

armageddon

Based

 

[Xangsane]

Are you excited
how are you prepared for this event? popcorn? how long you gonna stay up and track this wonder of nature

OH SHIT
OH FUCK
A TROPICAL STORM!!!! OH SHIT IM GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Xangsane]

Are you excited
how are you prepared for this event? popcorn? how long you gonna stay up and track this wonder of nature

Tampa is gonna tongue Idalia's anus.

 

[StrangerDanger]

Tampa is gonna tongue Idalia's anus.

Idalia is gonna feel the lightning in its butt then

 

[Xangsane]