FLORIDACELS. GET TO PUBLIX AND STOCK THE FUCK UP NOW. AUGUST 30TH 2023 IS DOOMSDAY FOR YOU.

[StrangerDanger]

WOULD YOU RATHER:

• LET IDALIA SHIT ON YOU
• FUCK FRANKLIN'S BUSSY

ye i would fuck ben franklin tran pussy

 

[Xangsane]

ye i would fuck ben franklin tran pussy

Why

 

[StrangerDanger]

Why

imagine the pressure it wll blow my cock

 

[futureashtray]

@slop slinger

now this is how i feel since you didnt give me Margot Robbie Hyoid

while listening to

"Now, I have no People" Zod X help_urself (Slowed + Reverb) Prod.Dyn Remix​

 

[Xangsane]

imagine the pressure it wll blow my cock

Rank the best 5 hurricanes of all time

 

[futureashtray]

Rank the best 5 hurricanes of all time

me if you have me hyoidmaxx holygrail

 

[Deleted member 18582]

ahh

XD

 

[Deleted member 18582]

 

[Xangsane]

me if you have me hyoidmaxx holygrail

@StrangerDanger

RECON GOING INTO THE STORM HAPPENING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF IT'S A HURRICANE IN AN HOUR!@ AAAASAAAAAAA LETS GO AAAAAAA DATA!!!!!!!!

 

[futureashtray]

See this in 3D, all lights out for me
All lights out for me, lightning strikes the beach
Eighty degrees, warm it up for me
Finally free, found the God in me
And I want you to see, I can walk on water
Thousand miles from shore, I can float on the water
Father, hold me close, don't let me drown
I know you won't

 

[futureashtray]

See this in 3D, all lights out for me
All lights out for me, lightning strikes the beach
Eighty degrees, warm it up for me
Finally free, found the God in me
And I want you to see, I can walk on water
Thousand miles from shore, I can float on the water
Father, hold me close, don't let me drown
I know you won't
Yeah, walkin' on the bridge, I threw my sins over the deep end
Sippin' 'til my stomach hurt, this month I done lost three friends
Early mornin', brainstormin', normally I can't sleep in
Sometimes I just wanna restart it, but it all depends
If I'ma be that same young, hungry n- from West End
Wrote my hardest wrongs and the crazy part, I ain't have no pen
Maybach interior came with sheepskin
Still remember when I just had three bands
Now I'm the one everyone call on 'cause I got deep pants
Bro told me to wait to beat the game, it's all in defense
And never fazed by names that they might call me, but they gon' respect it
And I feel like you better off tryna call, I might not get the message
And she just tried to run off with my heart, but I blocked off the exit, yeah
Oh-oh, I know You won't, I know You won't
I know You won't (oh, yeah)
I know You won't
I know that You look over us
So we silently sleep
Bring down the rain, yeah, oh
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, I was out for self
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, I was up for sale
But I couldn't tell
God made it rain, the devil made it hail
Dropped out of school, but I'm that one at Yale
Made the best tracks and still went off the rail
Had to go down, down, down, this the new town, town, town
This the new ten, ten, ten, I'm goin' in, in, in
Here I go on a new trip, here I go actin' too lit
Here I go actin' too rich, here I go with a new chick
And I know what the truth is, still playin' after two kids
It's a lot to digest when your life always movin'
Architectural Digest, but I needed home improvement
Sixty-million-dollar home, never went home to it
Genius gone clueless, it's a whole lot to risk
Alcohol Anonymous, who's the busiest loser?
Heated by the rumors, read into it too much
Fiendin' for some true love, ask Kim, "What do you love?"
Hard to find what the truth is, but the truth was that the truth suck
Always seem to do stuff, but this time it was too much
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, everybody so judgmental
Everybody so judgmental
Everybody hurts, but I don't judge rentals
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, it was all so simple
I see you in 3D, the dawn is bright for me
No more dark for me, I know You're watchin' me
Eighty degrees, burnin' up the leaves
Finally, I'm free, finally, I'm free
As I go out to sea, I can walk on water
Won't you shine Your light? Demons stuck on my shoulder
Father, hold me close, don't let me drown
I know You won't

 

[rand anon]

yes.

Can I after rhino, genio and maybe lip lift? (In PSL not smv ofc)

 

[Xerryx]

IDALIA WANTS SOME BIG FLORIDA COCK

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Floridacel:


GET THE FUCK TO PUBLIX NOW

Hurriance humberto mogs

OK LISTEN UP EVERYBODY

New SMV ratings for the hurricanes just dropped from recent polling data:
Hurricane Saarjeet > Hurricane Patel > Hurricane Humberto > Hurricane Idalia

Absolute lifefuel for indians.org

 

[Xangsane]

OK LISTEN UP EVERYBODY

New SMV ratings for the hurricanes just dropped from recent polling data:
Hurricane Saarjeet > Hurricane Patel > Hurricane Humberto > Hurricane Idalia

Absolute lifefuel for indians.org

Y

 

[Xangsane]

Hurriance humberto mogs

Tropical Storm Idalia Forecast Discussion​

NOW FORECAST TO BECOME A MAJOR HURRICANE

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Tropical Storm Idalia Discussion Number 7
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL102023
400 AM CDT Mon Aug 28 2023

Idalia has intensified overnight. Data from an Air Force Reserve
Hurricane Hunter aircraft showed believable surface winds of 50-55
kt and a central pressure falling to around 989 mb. The wind data
is also confirmed by NOAA buoy 42056, located just southeast of
the center, which has reported maximum 1-minute adjusted sustained
winds above 50 kt within the past hour or two. These data support
raising the initial wind speed to 55 kt.

It seems like Idalia is finally on the move, with aircraft fixes
indicating a northward motion of about 6 kt. This motion should
continue through Tuesday as Idalia moves between a mid-level trough
over the central Gulf of Mexico and a strengthening ridge over the
Greater Antilles. The storm is likely to move faster to the
north-northeast and northeast by early Wednesday due to a deeper
trough that is expected to swing across the mid-western United
States. The new NHC track forecast is quite close to the last one
with little significant changes to the track guidance. It should be
emphasized that only a small deviation in the track could cause a
big change in Idalia's landfall location in Florida due to the
paralleling track to the west coast of the state.

The center of Idalia is on the northern edge of the deep convective
mass, a refection of moderate northwesterly shear, and the last
aircraft pass showed a vortex tilted southward with height. This
shear and structure should persist for about the next 24 hours,
helping to keep the intensity of the storm from increasing too
quickly despite the extremely warm waters it will be traversing.
The NHC short-term forecast will continue to indicate Idalia as a
hurricane near western Cuba, similar to the guidance.

Over the Gulf of Mexico, the environment is forecast to become
conducive for significant strengthening of Idalia due to a new
trough dropping south over the western Gulf of Mexico as a
upper-level ridge builds near the cyclone. Additionally, Idalia
will be moving over waters near 31C, and some of the guidance is
even indicating favorable jet dynamics on Wednesday with Idalia in
the right-rear quadrant of the jet over the southeastern United
States. The bottom line is that rapid intensification is becoming
increasingly likely before landfall, and the NHC forecast now
explicitly indicates it between 24-48 h in the forecast. This is
consistent with almost all of the regional hurricane models and the
SHIPS rapid intensification indices, which are 5-10 times the
climatological mean. The new prediction shows a 100-kt hurricane
over the eastern Gulf of Mexico at 48 hours, but Idalia should keep
strengthening up to landfall along the Gulf coast of Florida.
Interests within the storm surge and hurricane watch areas are urged
to prepare for possible significant impacts and monitor future
updates to the forecast for this increasingly dangerous situation.


KEY MESSAGES:

1. Idalia is now forecast to become a major hurricane before it
reaches the Gulf coast of Florida. The risk continues to increase
for life-threatening storm surge and dangerous hurricane-force
winds along portions of the west coast of Florida and the Florida
Panhandle beginning as early as late Tuesday. Storm surge and
hurricane watches are in effect for portions of the west coast of
Florida and the coast of the Florida Panhandle, and residents in
these areas should monitor updates to the forecast and follow any
advice given by local officials.

2. Areas of flash and urban flooding, some of which may be locally
significant, are expected across portions of the west coast of
Florida, the Florida Panhandle, and southern Georgia Tuesday into
Wednesday, spreading into portions of the eastern Carolinas
Wednesday into Thursday.

3. Hurricane-force winds are expected across portions of far
western Cuba later today. Heavy rainfall is also expected across
portions of western Cuba and may produce areas of flash and urban
flooding as well as landslides across western Cuba.


FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INIT 28/0900Z 20.1N 85.2W 55 KT 65 MPH
12H 28/1800Z 21.1N 85.1W 65 KT 75 MPH
24H 29/0600Z 22.6N 85.1W 70 KT 80 MPH
36H 29/1800Z 24.8N 84.8W 85 KT 100 MPH
48H 30/0600Z 27.7N 84.0W 100 KT 115 MPH
60H 30/1800Z 30.7N 82.1W 65 KT 75 MPH...INLAND
72H 31/0600Z 32.8N 79.0W 55 KT 65 MPH...OVER WATER
96H 01/0600Z 34.5N 72.0W 50 KT 60 MPH
120H 02/0600Z 34.5N 67.0W 50 KT 60 MPH

$$
Forecaster Blake

 

[Xangsane]

OK LISTEN UP EVERYBODY

New SMV ratings for the hurricanes just dropped from recent polling data:
Hurricane Saarjeet > Hurricane Patel > Hurricane Humberto > Hurricane Idalia

Absolute lifefuel for indians.org

Why that order?

 

[Xangsane]

Hurricane Franklin Forecast Discussion​

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WTNT43 KNHC 280854
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Hurricane Franklin Discussion Number 31
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL082023
500 AM EDT Mon Aug 28 2023

Franklin has continued to improve in organization during the
overnight hours. The eye noted in the previous advisory has
occasionally cleared out on infrared satellite imagery, with the
cold eyewall temperatures surrounding it cooling to between -65 to
-75 C in a thick region around the center. Subjective Dvorak
classifications were both T5.5/102 kt from TAFB and SAB, while
UW-CIMSS ADT estimates are now as high as T5.7/107 kt. The initial
intensity was raised to 100 kt at 06 UTC, and that will remain the
intensity at 09 UTC. While this may be slightly conservative,
earlier aircraft data showed that the maximum winds were lagging the
satellite presentation and minimum pressure of the hurricane. This
intensity still makes Franklin the first major hurricane of the 2023
Atlantic hurricane season. Another Air Force Reconnaissance mission
will be in the hurricane this morning to provide an updated
assessment of the storm.

The hurricane continues to make a gradual turn northward, with the
latest motion estimate still north-northwest at 335/7 kt. Over the
next 48 hours the hurricane should continue to turn northward and
then north-eastward as it rounds the western periphery of a
subtropical ridge, and very little change was made to the NHC track
over this time period. After 48 hours, there continues to be
significant spread, especially in the along-track direction, related
to how much a mid-latitude trough ejecting out of Canada is able to
capture the hurricane. The big change this forecast cycle is that
the ECMWF has come on board showing a trough capture, though it
still remains slower than the majority of the guidance suite. The
latest NHC track forecast has thus been adjusted a bit north and is
quite a bit faster after 48 hours, but is not quite as fast as the
TCVN and HCCA consensus aids over this period.

Some additional intensification is anticipated today, as Franklin
remains in a low shear environment and is over warm 29-30 C
sea-surface temperatures. The latest intensity forecast still peaks
Franklin as a Category 4 (115-kt) major hurricane. However,
inner-core changes, such as eyewall replacement cycles, could occur
at any time, making it somewhat tricky to pinpoint exactly when
Franklin will reach peak intensity. After 24 hours, the broadening
wind field and relatively slow storm motion could make the hurricane
prone to some local upwelling. In addition, some northwesterly
shear may also begin to affect the storm. Toward the end of the
forecast period, more dramatic weakening is possible as the storm
gets swept up in the mid-latitudes. The latest forecast shows the
storm becoming a post-tropical extratropical cyclone in 120 h,
though this could occur sooner than forecasted if the faster
solutions, like the GFS, pan out.

The current forecast shows the core of Franklin passing west and
north of Bermuda in about 60 h, but a tropical storm watch may still
become necessary later today as its expanding 34-kt wind field to
the southeast does get close to the island after 48 hours.

FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INIT 28/0900Z 27.2N 70.8W 100 KT 115 MPH
12H 28/1800Z 28.3N 71.1W 110 KT 125 MPH
24H 29/0600Z 29.8N 71.0W 115 KT 130 MPH
36H 29/1800Z 31.6N 70.2W 105 KT 120 MPH
48H 30/0600Z 33.2N 68.6W 95 KT 110 MPH
60H 30/1800Z 35.0N 65.7W 90 KT 105 MPH
72H 31/0600Z 37.0N 62.0W 85 KT 100 MPH
96H 01/0600Z 42.0N 53.0W 75 KT 85 MPH
120H 02/0600Z 48.0N 44.0W 65 KT 75 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP

$$
Forecaster Papin

 

[Xangsane]

JFL FRANKLIN HAS BLOWN HIMSELF UP AND BECAME A CATEGORY 4

TIME TO TONGUEFUCK IDALIA ANUS

Hurricane Franklin Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL082023
735 AM EDT Mon Aug 28 2023

...AIR FORCE HURRICANE HUNTERS FIND FRANKLIN TO BE STRONGER...

Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter aircraft data indicate that
Hurricane Franklin has strengthened this morning. The maximum winds
are estimated to be 130 mph (210 km/h) with higher gusts. The
minimum central pressure has dropped to 942 mb. The next full
advisory on Franklin will be at 11AM EDT (1500 UTC).

SUMMARY OF 735 AM...1135 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...27.4N 70.8W
ABOUT 405 MI...650 KM N OF GRAND TURK ISLAND
ABOUT 490 MI...790 KM SW OF BERMUDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...130 MPH...210 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NNW OR 335 DEGREES AT 8 MPH...13 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...942 MB...27.82 INCHES

$$
Forecaster Kelly/Brown

 

[Xangsane]

 

[Xangsane]

Franklin is going ER on himself
12H 29/0000Z 29.0N 71.2W 135 KT 155 MPH

 

[try2beme]

Im very happy i hope my ex dies

 

[Xangsane]

Im very happy i hope my ex dies

Don't say that