FML, my cousin is in love with me

[Ghost Philosophy]

Let the Jammu genes take over

 

[Megan Fox]

She confessed to me over text.

now you lying dude

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

What a pussy. Tell her you think she is ugly and not fit for a Dutchman. Be harsh brother

No, I do not want to be rude or be mean or whatever. I may have been hurt by former oneitis myself but that doesn’t mean I am going to hurt someone else.

 

[Deleted member 72469]

Absolutely. Wouldn’t you?

No my cousins are pretty hot tbh, one of them is 6'2

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

now you lying dude

I swear to you goddamnit. Why the fuck would I lie about this?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

No my cousins are pretty hot tbh

Mirin bhai, wish I had your mentality but I don’t.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

No, I do not want to be rude or be mean or whatever. I may have been hurt by former oneitis myself but that doesn’t mean I am going to hurt someone else.

Well when you want people to get off your back, especially when they love you, you need to be harsh with them. They need to take off their rose tinted glasses and understand that their love is not welcome. This is the most serious response I can give you.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

COPE THREAD gengar knows deep down that he wants to marry her

 

[Deleted member 131140]

COPE THREAD gengar knows deep down that he wants to marry her

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Indian Movie, watch it. Was famous in Dubai

 

[Deleted member 63212]

What are her two ethnic groups bhai
And fake cel again

 

[choppedshyt]

Nigga does it look like you have any better options

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Nigga does it look like you have any better options

Bud is asexual

 

[Megan Fox]

I swear to you goddamnit. Why the fuck would I lie about this?

what did she say i might can help you out here

 

[choppedshyt]

Bud is asexual

Get this fakecel out my beautiful forum

 

[butterworld]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Fakecel chad ramblings Dnrd

 

[Deleted member 101934]

just ignore her or politely tell her you are not into that kind of stuff

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Get this fakecel out my beautiful forum

I dont think you know who he is bud

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Well when you want people to get off your back, especially when they love you, you need to be harsh with them. They need to take off their rose tinted glasses and understand that their love is not welcome. This is the most serious response I can give you.

Thank you for the serious response, and I’m well aware that that is the right way to handle things, but I’m a sensitive person myself and very empathetic so I really cannot act like that. What I can do is try to distance myself; or say things that make them wanna go away from me themselves but sadly none of that worked. I don’t want to break someone’s heart, man. I already know what that’s like so I don’t wanna have it happen to someone else.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

COPE THREAD gengar knows deep down that he wants to marry her

Absolutely not.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

What are her two ethnic groups bhai
And fake cel again

Check PMs.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Nigga does it look like you have any better options

All my three options were quite bad for their own reasons.

 

[Allandro]

You share only one great-grandparent with her... You literally share a drop of blood with her.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Thank you for the serious response, and I’m well aware that that is the right way to handle things, but I’m a sensitive person myself and very empathetic so I really cannot act like that. What I can do is try to distance myself; or say things that make them wanna go away from me themselves but sadly none of that worked. I don’t want to break someone’s heart, man. I already know what that’s like so I don’t wanna have it happen to someone else.

You will have to. You are your own person. Traditions mean shit when picking the wrong choice destroy two people's lives. You may not like it but you will break her heart as long as you dont marry her. However gentle you want to be she will be upset. Also the more gentle you are the more time she will take to get the hint. Be clear and firm. You dont want this union. And then part ways. Lessens the suffering for both parties

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Now you will need to answer this question will you be a cousin fucker or a incel.

 

[sigmamogger]

You share only one great-grandparent with her... You literally share a drop of blood with her.

Maybe he is close with her and her family yk

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Bud is asexual

Brootal. Why can’t I be a normal person.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

You share only one great-grandparent with her... You literally share a drop of blood with her.

Like it’s fine if other people do it but I don’t want that stuff. She’s the most distant relative I have due to her being mixed but it’s still… not my thing.

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

i'd personally rather marry my 2nd cousin than me incel for life tbh

 

[Allandro]

Maybe he is close with her and her family yk

Maybe... just saying that it wouldn't be incest at all...

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

You will have to. You are your own person. Traditions mean shit when picking the wrong choice destroy two people's lives. You may not like it but you will break her heart as long as you dont marry her. However gentle you want to be she will be upset. Also the more gentle you are the more time she will take to get the hint. Be clear and firm. You dont want this union. And then part ways. Lessens the suffering for both parties

Man, I can’t do it so straightforward. I think my own shituation with my former oneitis ruined me. Now I don’t want to upset anyone at all costs because I know what that’s like. Thanks for the advice though I appreciate it.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

i'd personally rather marry my 2nd cousin than me incel for life tbh

Of course, very expected given how you message

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Now you will need to answer this question will you be a cousin fucker or a incel.

I’d rather be incel for life.

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

Of course, very expected given how you message

wdym by this

 

[Deleted member 131140]

wdym by this

Make a megathread showcasing your opening messages to women

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Maybe he is close with her and her family yk

I was not close with her at all. It was only until recently in the last few years that I came to know her family. But even then I never interacted with her unless it was to greet. So this was all very.. interesting to say the least.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

i'd personally rather marry my 2nd cousin than me incel for life tbh

Mirin bhai, but sadly I don’t have this mentality. Like I told the other guy.

 

[Deleted member 71543]

Another classic truecel take

 

[Deleted member 105544]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

How the fuck does she even like you and hiw do YOU know. Do you guys spend alot of time together??

 

[ThraxxGlo]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

get married to her and hope you dont get inbred kids

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Another classic truecel take

It’s really over, man.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

How the fuck does she even like you and hiw do YOU know. Do you guys spend alot of time together??

Nah, that’s the craziest part, I never spoke to her, all I did was exchange greetings some years ago. And she unironically says it’s because of my personaliTEEHEE and I know because she confessed to me over text.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

get married to her and hope you dont get inbred kids

What the fuck bhai I thought you were my friend?

 

[Deleted member 105544]

Nah, that’s the craziest part, I never spoke to her, all I did was exchange greetings some years ago. And she unironically says it’s because of my personaliTEEHEE and I know because she confessed to me over text.

I mean chad to family i guess?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

I mean chad to family i guess?

No because she’s never said anything about my looks.

 

[schnozovan]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Is she hot?

 

[veggiedietcell]

What the fuck bhai I thought you were my friend?

Yeah it’s weird tbh, I even find it weird to be in a relationship with a friendzoned girl

 

[ThraxxGlo]

What the fuck bhai I thought you were my friend?

if i was truecel , i would just get married , its better then to be khhv

 

[Deleted member 105544]

No because she’s never said anything about my looks.

So she is in love with you JUST because you greeted her few times?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Is she hot?

She’s objectively MTB and that without fake-up but due to her being family I could never register her as “hot.”

 

[iblamechico]

Guys, stop trolling. I’m being serious here.

No one's trolling faggot. You attention whoring fakecel paki nigger.