FML, my cousin is in love with me

[2marc1]

fuck her no point in thinking about it

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

So she is in love with you JUST because you greeted her few times?

No, she’s in love with me because of my personality. She says I’m a really good guy and not like other guys etc. But I think she’s just trying to passportmaxx, then again she also turned down passportmaxxed bhais for me so idk.

 

[schnozovan]

She’s objectively MTB and that without fake-up but due to her being family I could never register her as “hot.”

So you would never want to fuck her or anything

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

No one's trolling faggot. You attention whoring fakecel paki nigger.

It doesn’t count? She’s family.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

fuck her no point in thinking about it

Figuratively, right?

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Avg Muslim couple, khabib married his 2nd cousin

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Do you find her attractive?

No I don’t but objectively she’s MTB and fogs me.

 

[Deleted member 86877]

begun . you must be some paki chad

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Avg Muslim couple, khabib married his 2nd cousin

He did?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

begun . you must be some paki chad

No because it’s not even because of looks.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

So you would never want to fuck her or anything

I don’t want to.

 

[Deleted member 63212]

Nah, that’s the craziest part, I never spoke to her, all I did was exchange greetings some years ago. And she unironically says it’s because of my personaliTEEHEE and I know because she confessed to me over text.

The personality she’s talking about

 

[schnozovan]

I don’t want to.

Just don’t show any interest and if she does try anything tell her up front

 

[eternalcoper]

pussy is pussy!

 

[Deleted member 13158]

He did?

 

[Mr.Proper]

In our neighbourhood, there is a family where cousins married. They don't have kids though.
Seem to love relatively happily, without fights and getting richer year by year. But it's Russia and they are Slavic, and it's considered very unusual and weird and people would be very surprised when they found out about the fact.

 

[emeraldglass]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Nothing, you have to do nothing Bhai. Love can’t be forced and you should not feel pressured. So just ignore it and if she brings it up say you are not ready to marry.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Nothing, you have to do nothing Bhai. Love can’t be forced and you should not feel pressured. So just ignore it and if she brings it up say you are not ready to marry.

He is a people pleaser that is his problem.

 

[einzigartig]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

is she at least hot? like dead serious question

 

[emeraldglass]

He is a people pleaser that is his problem.

He’s a good guy and genuinely cares about others. It’s fine as long as you don’t put everyone else ahead of yourself.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

He’s a good guy and genuinely cares about others. It’s fine as long as you don’t put everyone else ahead of yourself.

That is exactly what he is doing here

 

[Laqi]

Dude Cream her lol

 

[emeraldglass]

That is exactly what he is doing here

He’ll find a way to satisfy both parties, and in the end, every answer he gives is acceptable. He can’t fail here unless they try to force him, which would make them the wrong ones. In that case, politeness flies out the window, and any blame on him would be totally nonexistent .

 

[veggiedietcell]

He’ll find a way to satisfy both parties, and in the end, every answer he gives is acceptable. He can’t fail here unless they try to force him, which would make them the wrong ones. In that case, politeness flies out the window, and any blame on him would be totally nonexistent .

Is the rumors Abt @0hMan true?

 

[emeraldglass]

Is the rumors Abt @0hMan true?

I know just as much as you do, so let’s hope for the best.

 

[Aven]

It doesn’t count, she’s literally family.

it DOES count. pussy is pussy

 

[veggiedietcell]

I know just as much as you do, so let’s hope for the best.

Is he close with anyone from here?

 

[veggiedietcell]

it DOES count. pussy is pussy

No, incest is fucking weird

 

[superpsycho]

mogs me

 

[emeraldglass]

Is he close with anyone from here?

I don’t really know, I think so, but honestly, I have no idea who they are.

 

[haramzada]

nigger how much of a fakecel are you?

 

[Eren]

saar this is one of these times where you have to redeem it

 

[FiendFiend]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

fuck her and just be friends

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Dont be a pussy, impregnate her

 

[DR. NICKGA]

fuck her and just be friends

Nah, she is family

marry her or nothing

 

[Shortlegs]

Just tell her u have a fiancé

 

[nuttheb]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

man my cousin while i was using the bathroom came in and locked the door

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

The personality she’s talking about


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No im legit truecel / ugly af. Go ask my former oneitis.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Just don’t show any interest and if she does try anything tell her up front

I can’t be so direct, that would be hurtful towards them. And I’d feel bad about that.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

pussy is pussy!

Sick bastard. This is why your reps keep going down.

 

[Deleted member 137787]

Kys chad

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

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Well, to be fair, it says “distant cousin,” it doesn’t say how far or close. For instance, when you and I are considered “distant cousins” because of “muh we are all one big family.”

 

[The Homelander]

Tell her you’re seeing someone else

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

In our neighbourhood, there is a family where cousins married. They don't have kids though.
Seem to love relatively happily, without fights and getting richer year by year. But it's Russia and they are Slavic, and it's considered very unusual and weird and people would be very surprised when they found out about the fact.

Wow, I didn’t expect Slavic people to do that. Indeed, it seems so out of place there. How did you find out about the couple?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Nothing, you have to do nothing Bhai. Love can’t be forced and you should not feel pressured. So just ignore it and if she brings it up say you are not ready to marry.

You’re right, bhai, but I feel a lot of pressure. I don’t want to get married to a cousin at all. I curse my empathetic heart!

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

He is a people pleaser that is his problem.

Exactly!!! Ugh. Fuck this. Why can’t I just be a stone cold incel?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

is she at least hot? like dead serious question

She’s objectively MTB, fogs me for sure.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

He’s a good guy and genuinely cares about others. It’s fine as long as you don’t put everyone else ahead of yourself.

Thank you for the nice words brother. Indeed, I should draw the line somewhere. But it’s difficult because I do not want to hurt anyone’s feelings.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

That is exactly what he is doing here

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Dude Cream her lol