FML, my cousin is in love with me

[shia.jihadist]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

your retarded cousin is not letting us beat the cousin marriage allegations

 

[JohnDoe]

2nd cousin is alright bhai, i say go for it. Beats being an incel into your 30s. What a shit life that would be, a life with a foid who is in love with you is going to be 10000x more pleasant and joyful than alone. 2nd cousins ain't even that much related to you tbh.

 

[Gengar]

Thats true, I feel nothing, beside the urge of impregnating many females

I do not have the same urge thankfully.

 

[Gengar]

all the more reason to make it worse.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

 

[Gengar]

Dont ghost gengar, it aint worth it. Dont repeat a brothers mistakes. Have some balls and be upfront

I wouldn’t ghost her but I would try to make her stop liking me without being mean.

 

[Gengar]

your retarded cousin is not letting us beat the cousin marriage allegations

Shut up faggot!

 

[Gengar]

2nd cousin is alright bhai, i say go for it. Beats being an incel into your 30s. What a shit life that would be, a life with a foid who is in love with you is going to be 10000x more pleasant and joyful than alone. 2nd cousins ain't even that much related to you tbh.

You have a point but I have a mental block since we are still somewhat closely related. Would you have gone for it?

 

[JohnDoe]

You have a point but I have a mental block since we are still somewhat closely related. Would you have gone for it?

If she was a fair skin MTB? yes, i'm also nto into cousin marriage but 2nd cousin isn't even that related to you, barely tbh. Moreso in name than actual % of genetic dna i would say. In your case i would go for it, if you're LTN/truecel then a girl who is in love with you is like a alottery win, you can get marriage but truecels never get a foid to fall in love with them, how do you know she's in lvoe with you though

 

[Gengar]

If she was a fair skin MTB? yes, i'm also nto into cousin marriage but 2nd cousin isn't even that related to you, barely tbh. Moreso in name than actual % of genetic dna i would say. In your case i would go for it, if you're LTN/truecel then a girl who is in love with you is like a alottery win, you can get marriage but truecels never get a foid to fall in love with them, how do you know she's in lvoe with you though

Nah, she’s a brown MTB. Not dark brown but medium brown if that makes sense. I gotta research more about how much dna we share but it’s going to be quite low, especially since she’s mixed. And yeah it highkey would have been a lottery win but only if she wasn’t family.

 

[emeraldglass]

Nobody’s really forcing me, thankfully — but I am trying my best not to hurt anyone’s feelings. However I’m not always successful, sadly.

No problem, bhai. Normally, saying ‘I’m not ready yet’ will do the trick. If she says she will wait, tell her you’re planning to marry at an older age and that she will expire, because we all know that in our culture, women have an expiry date.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Nah, she’s a brown MTB. Not dark brown but medium brown if that makes sense. I gotta research more about how much dna we share but it’s going to be quite low, especially since she’s mixed. And yeah it highkey would have been a lottery win but only if she wasn’t family.

jsut marry her bro

 

[Gengar]

No problem, bhai. Normally, saying ‘I’m not ready yet’ will do the trick. If she says she will wait, tell her you’re planning to marry at an older age and that she will expire, because we all know that in our culture, women have an expiry date.

I used the “I’m not ready yet” argument before on someone else and it did work. She already said she would wait no matter what. I’m telling you, this reminds me of my former oneitis situation and that’s maybe why I’m so sensitive about this matter.

 

[Gengar]

jsut marry her bro

 

[emeraldglass]

I used the “I’m not ready yet” argument before on someone else and it did work. She already said she would wait no matter what. I’m telling you, this reminds me of my former oneitis situation and that’s maybe why I’m so sensitive about this matter.

If they’re willing to let her wait years for one man, they’re not making the right choices. You can’t be forced into anything, tell them you’re not even sure if you want to get married, to cloud their view of any future perspective even more. If, after years, they still push the issue, make it clear to your parents that that’s final and they need to communicate it with them.

Bonus option: if she really is good wifey material, just go ahead and marry her though.

 

[Shinichi]

I wouldn’t ghost her but I would try to make her stop liking me without being mean.

No, I mean be upfront abt it. Just end it quickly

 

[pfl]

Ok chad

 

[RichardSpencel]

I’m lowkey asexual predator.

 

[eternalcoper]

Sick bastard. This is why your reps keep going down.

 

[incel-at-heart]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Aren't you a muslim/araboid anyways? Your entire race originates from cousin marriage, I'd say go for it

 

[SubhumanEyes]

Chad trait

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Well, to be fair, it says “distant cousin,” it doesn’t say how far or close. For instance, when you and I are considered “distant cousins” because of “muh we are all one big family.”

2nd cousin

 

[Zzure]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

@The Homelander

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Is she at least mtb

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

She’s objectively an MTB without fake-up and fogs me brutally.

But since she’s family, it doesn’t matter to me.

Fuck her bro Whats rhe worse thst can happen? Maybe a kid with 47 chromosomes? Whatever all that matters is that you got some pum brotha.

 

[jeremyy]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Tales from the ward.

 

[Gengar]

If they’re willing to let her wait years for one man, they’re not making the right choices. You can’t be forced into anything, tell them you’re not even sure if you want to get married, to cloud their view of any future perspective even more. If, after years, they still push the issue, make it clear to your parents that that’s final and they need to communicate it with them.

Bonus option: if she really is good wifey material, just go ahead and marry her though.

She’d highkey make a great wife but she’s family and I don’t want to marry a relative. She’s kinda selfish though but I get it.

 

[Gengar]

what did she say i might can help you out here

She texted me with her mom’s phone and basically confessed to me. This happened months ago, mind you.

 

[Gengar]

Get this fakecel out my beautiful forum

Fakecel chad ramblings Dnrd

Not sure if I answered this but wtf guys it doesn’t count. Since she’s family.

 

[Sonneillon]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Is she hot? I could take care of this

 

[choppedshyt]

Not sure if I answered this but wtf guys it doesn’t count. Since she’s family.

Would you have turned her down if she looked like ts?

 

[Gengar]

No, I mean be upfront abt it. Just end it quickly

That would hurt her feelings which I can’t do. I’d rather she just gets sick & tired of me and ditches me on her own accord.

 

[Gengar]

Ok chad

It’s not even because of my looks tho. I’m truecel.

 

[Gengar]

@RichardSpencel I caged at the edit.

 

[Gengar]

Aren't you a muslim/araboid anyways? Your entire race originates from cousin marriage, I'd say go for it

Yes, I’m a muzzie. It’s allowed to marry first cousins too but I don’t care for that stuff.

 

[Gengar]

Chad trait

Nope it’s not even because of my looks.

 

[Gengar]

2nd cousin
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Mirin, and so that’s what she looks like? Cute, ma sha Allah.

 

[Gengar]

Is she at least mtb

She is but that doesn’t change a thing. I got a mental barrier that stops me.

 

[pfl]

It’s not even because of my looks tho. I’m truecel.

Do u mog blackops2cel?

 

[Gengar]

Fuck her bro Whats rhe worse thst can happen? Maybe a kid with 47 chromosomes? Whatever all that matters is that you got some pum brotha.

 

[Gengar]

Tales from the ward.

I wish it were tales.

 

[vevcred2_0]

Sticky situation

I personally would never have any relationship with anyone in my family. I can tell there are people in the family who are conventionally attractive, I just can’t find myself to be attracted to family

 

[silently_said]

inb4 .is ban

 

[emeraldglass]

She’d highkey make a great wife but she’s family and I don’t want to marry a relative. She’s kinda selfish though but I get it.

Just go for it maybe bhai . Why don’t you want to marry her if she is your cousin? Is it because of taboo stigma?

 

[Gengar]

Is she hot? I could take care of this

Are you Pakistani? Otherwise you don’t stand a chance here.

 

[Gengar]

Would you have turned her down if she looked like ts?

Yes.

 

[Gengar]

Do u mog blackops2cel?

Nope, I don’t mog anyone.

 

[Gengar]

Sticky situation

I personally would never have any relationship with anyone in my family. I can tell there are people in the family who are conventionally attractive, I just can’t find myself to be attracted to family

Exactly!! You understand what I’m saying. It’s indeed a sticky situation and I lowkey feel trapped.

 

[Gengar]

inb4 .is ban

Not really. I’m a dateless KHHV at the end of the day.

 

[Gengar]

Just go for it maybe bhai . Why don’t you want to marry her if she is your cousin? Is it because of taboo stigma?

No, it’s not because of any taboo. I decided myself years ago that I wouldn’t marry a relative; I just don’t like the thought of it. But then this suddenly came over me.

 

[emeraldglass]

No, it’s not because of any taboo. I decided myself years ago that I wouldn’t marry a relative; I just don’t like the thought of it. But then this suddenly came over me.

Do your parent’s know?