FML, my cousin is in love with me

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And what happened afterwards?
i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me
 
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Shes barely family
I admit she’s the furthest away relative but it’s still a relative that’s somewhat close, so I’m icky about it.
 
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i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me
Wait do she really has down syndrome?
 
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i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me
Woah that’s kinda odd. Why’d she do that?
 
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I admit she’s the furthest away relative but it’s still a relative that’s somewhat close, so I’m icky about it.
Exactly, shes not even family

Be honest, thats not a real reason thats she is family, you are just scared
 
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Am I really ungrateful if I don’t want someone I’m relatively closely related to? :feelswhy: Come on bhaijaan. :feelswhy:
I mean isn’t in your culture that a normal thing to marry second cousins. If it’s socially acceptable who cares. Morality is a man made lie used to justify inadequacy. Mabye you feel like you can’t have a relationship for some reason.

Examples
“I would never cheat on my wife” Do you even have the option to do so?

“Im a peaceful man” Do you even have the courage to get in an altercation?
 
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Exactly, shes not even family

Be honest, thats not a real reason, you are just scared
Scared? :feelskek:

And she’s absolutely family. We are all family. One big family. But she’s much closer compared to other women in this world.
 
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Infertile women are ideal. Well I hope they have a happy marriage. :feelsgood:
They became farmers and made a decent amount of money. I think of the reasons is because they didn't have to care about kids.
 
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Scared? :feelskek:

And she’s absolutely family. We are all family. One big family. But she’s much closer compared to other women in this world.
why you always lying noragami aragoto GIF


Why you gotta be lying bro, you are just scared
 
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I mean isn’t in your culture that a normal thing to marry second cousins. If it’s socially acceptable who cares. Morality is a man made lie used to justify inadequacy. Mabye you feel like you can’t have a relationship for some reason.

Examples
“I would never cheat on my wife” Do you even have the option to do so?

“Im a peaceful man” Do you even have the courage to get in an altercation?
That’s true, in my culture it’s even acceptable to marry even your first cousin, but that’s never been my style. It’s just a mental block that I’ve got, if she wasn’t related I may have gone for it but now it’s eh… :ogre:
 
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She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?
i have had a relatable (ok not to this extent) story, I had to let down a girl who drank and smoke by… well ghosting jfl. I had no balls to tell her directly my thoughts on why ion wanna date. So what u should do, be a true man unlike me and tell her the truth of how u feel. While also framing the words to make her feel validated as possible. People hate others who dont seem interested.
 
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They became farmers and made a decent amount of money. I think of the reasons is because they didn't have to care about kids.
That’s cool, my family members are mostly farmers, too. Others are either in the military or they’re working as policemen. One of my relatives was a part of the elite police force. But now he works as a regular cop.
 
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i have had a relatable (ok not to this extent) story, I had to let down a girl who drank and smoke by… well ghosting jfl. I had no balls to tell her directly my thoughts on why ion wanna date. So what u should do, be a true man unlike me and tell her the truth of how u feel. While also framing the words to make her feel validated as possible. People hate others who dont seem interested.
Since you’re like me, you know how difficult it is to do that. We’d rather just push them away but without hurting them and hope they just go their own way without us having to steer them too much into that direction. I dunno, I guess I cannot be a true man in that case since it’s just a very difficult thing to do and even I would feel super bad about it so that’s why I cannot do it like that. I still hope she gets sick and tired of me herself.
 
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aren't you from a long lineage of incest to begin with?
 
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aren't you from a long lineage of incest to begin with?
Aren’t we all? Everyone’s related to each other. Even your parents are.

That said, I would much rather have a transboy than this. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Utter tales ,what too much incest porn does to a MF
 
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Aren’t we all? Everyone’s related to each other. Even your parents are.

That said, I would much rather have a transboy than this. :ROFLMAO:
Ahhh, i get it now!! You are not scared but just gay

I see i see, thats ok bro i understand that :y'all::y'all::y'all::y'all:
 
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I’m lowkey asexual.
Lowkey!! Me too bro me too (not gay asexual)

But thats no excuse, WE need to impregnate some woman
 
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She is objectively an MTB. Doesn’t look bad but since she’s family I don’t think she’s attractive, if that makes sense.
of course that make sense. but not for me jfl i am jerking off every day on my cousin
 
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Lowkey!! Me too bro me too (not gay asexual)

But thats no excuse, WE need to impregnate some woman
I don’t want children, this world is a bad place.
 
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I don’t want children, this world is a bad place.
Thats true, I feel nothing, beside the urge of impregnating many females
 
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Since you’re like me, you know how difficult it is to do that. We’d rather just push them away but without hurting them and hope they just go their own way without us having to steer them too much into that direction. I dunno, I guess I cannot be a true man in that case since it’s just a very difficult thing to do and even I would feel super bad about it so that’s why I cannot do it like that. I still hope she gets sick and tired of me herself.
Dont ghost gengar, it aint worth it. Dont repeat a brothers mistakes. Have some balls and be upfront
 
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I have seen Pakistani Women Posting reels about getting married to their cousins. Are your parents cousins?
dm me the link i wanna see
 
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She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?
your retarded cousin is not letting us beat the cousin marriage allegations
 
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