FML, my cousin is in love with me

[RichardSpencel]

Fucking fake cels can’t stand this place

 

[Gengar]

You are a Nazi if you dont impregnate you cousin dude

Then I’m a proud nazi.

 

[RichardSpencel]

She’s brown lol, of course.

Oh…never mind lol

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Then I’m a proud nazi.

Me too but give me good reasons why not

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar you are me bro, but atleast have some good reasons to not impregnate you "cousin"

What do you mean by im you?

 

[Gengar]

It's a town, people know each other here and their families.

That makes sense. Do they have any kids?

 

[Gengar]

Fucking fake cels can’t stand this place

It doesn’t count if she’s family!!

 

[DR. NICKGA]

What do you mean by im you?

No autist, i mean "you are my bro"

Now give me a good reason why not impregnate her

 

[Gengar]

Oh…never mind lol

Thankfully you are on my side now.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

It doesn’t count if she’s family!!

Shes barely family

 

[Gengar]

Me too but give me good reasons why not

Because she’s family… that’s why not.

 

[trench]

It doesn’t count if she’s family!!

yes it does, fakecel ramblings

 

[nuttheb]

And what happened afterwards?

i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me

 

[Gengar]

No autist, i mean "you are my bro"

Now give me a good reason why not impregnate her

My bad, yes you are my brother indeed.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Because she’s family… that’s why not.

So you are a nazi ?

 

[Gengar]

Shes barely family

I admit she’s the furthest away relative but it’s still a relative that’s somewhat close, so I’m icky about it.

 

[Gengar]

yes it does, fakecel ramblings

Stop trolling.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me

Wait do she really has down syndrome?

 

[Mr.Proper]

That makes sense. Do they have any kids?

No, they are in 40s plus woman is infertile

 

[Gengar]

i kicked her out and told my family she has down syndrome so nothing happened to her this wasnt the first time she had done something like this to me

Woah that’s kinda odd. Why’d she do that?

 

[Gengar]

So you are a nazi ?

Yes I’m a proud Pakistani nazi.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I admit she’s the furthest away relative but it’s still a relative that’s somewhat close, so I’m icky about it.

Exactly, shes not even family

Be honest, thats not a real reason thats she is family, you are just scared

 

[Gengar]

No, they are in 40s plus woman is infertile

Infertile women are ideal. Well I hope they have a happy marriage.

 

[nuisance]

Am I really ungrateful if I don’t want someone I’m relatively closely related to? Come on bhaijaan.

I mean isn’t in your culture that a normal thing to marry second cousins. If it’s socially acceptable who cares. Morality is a man made lie used to justify inadequacy. Mabye you feel like you can’t have a relationship for some reason.

Examples
“I would never cheat on my wife” Do you even have the option to do so?

“Im a peaceful man” Do you even have the courage to get in an altercation?

 

[Gengar]

Exactly, shes not even family

Be honest, thats not a real reason, you are just scared

Scared?

And she’s absolutely family. We are all family. One big family. But she’s much closer compared to other women in this world.

 

[nuttheb]

Woah that’s kinda odd. Why’d she do that?

she says im the only one thats nice to her

 

[nuttheb]

Wait do she really has down syndrome?

she has mental issues low iq and other stuff basically down syndrome

 

[Mr.Proper]

Infertile women are ideal. Well I hope they have a happy marriage.

They became farmers and made a decent amount of money. I think of the reasons is because they didn't have to care about kids.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Scared?

And she’s absolutely family. We are all family. One big family. But she’s much closer compared to other women in this world.

Why you gotta be lying bro, you are just scared

 

[Gengar]

I mean isn’t in your culture that a normal thing to marry second cousins. If it’s socially acceptable who cares. Morality is a man made lie used to justify inadequacy. Mabye you feel like you can’t have a relationship for some reason.

Examples
“I would never cheat on my wife” Do you even have the option to do so?

“Im a peaceful man” Do you even have the courage to get in an altercation?

That’s true, in my culture it’s even acceptable to marry even your first cousin, but that’s never been my style. It’s just a mental block that I’ve got, if she wasn’t related I may have gone for it but now it’s eh…

 

[Shinichi]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

i have had a relatable (ok not to this extent) story, I had to let down a girl who drank and smoke by… well ghosting jfl. I had no balls to tell her directly my thoughts on why ion wanna date. So what u should do, be a true man unlike me and tell her the truth of how u feel. While also framing the words to make her feel validated as possible. People hate others who dont seem interested.

 

[Gengar]

They became farmers and made a decent amount of money. I think of the reasons is because they didn't have to care about kids.

That’s cool, my family members are mostly farmers, too. Others are either in the military or they’re working as policemen. One of my relatives was a part of the elite police force. But now he works as a regular cop.

 

[Gengar]

Why you gotta be lying bro, you are just scared

Scared of what?

 

[Gengar]

i have had a relatable (ok not to this extent) story, I had to let down a girl who drank and smoke by… well ghosting jfl. I had no balls to tell her directly my thoughts on why ion wanna date. So what u should do, be a true man unlike me and tell her the truth of how u feel. While also framing the words to make her feel validated as possible. People hate others who dont seem interested.

Since you’re like me, you know how difficult it is to do that. We’d rather just push them away but without hurting them and hope they just go their own way without us having to steer them too much into that direction. I dunno, I guess I cannot be a true man in that case since it’s just a very difficult thing to do and even I would feel super bad about it so that’s why I cannot do it like that. I still hope she gets sick and tired of me herself.

 

[Orc]

aren't you from a long lineage of incest to begin with?

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Scared of what?

Scared of impregnating her

 

[Gengar]

aren't you from a long lineage of incest to begin with?

Aren’t we all? Everyone’s related to each other. Even your parents are.

That said, I would much rather have a transboy than this.

 

[Gengar]

Scared of impregnating her

 

[RichardSpencel]

Utter tales ,what too much incest porn does to a MF

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Aren’t we all? Everyone’s related to each other. Even your parents are.

That said, I would much rather have a transboy than this.

Ahhh, i get it now!! You are not scared but just gay

I see i see, thats ok bro i understand that

 

[Gengar]

Utter tales ,what too much incest porn does to a MF

Brother I’m Pakistani.

 

[Gengar]

Ahhh, i get it now!! You are not scared but just gay

I see i see, thats ok bro i understand that

I’m lowkey asexual.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I’m lowkey asexual.

Lowkey!! Me too bro me too (not gay asexual)

But thats no excuse, WE need to impregnate some woman

 

[jeff1234]

She is objectively an MTB. Doesn’t look bad but since she’s family I don’t think she’s attractive, if that makes sense.

of course that make sense. but not for me jfl i am jerking off every day on my cousin

 

[Gengar]

Lowkey!! Me too bro me too (not gay asexual)

But thats no excuse, WE need to impregnate some woman

I don’t want children, this world is a bad place.

 

[Gengar]

of course that make sense. but not for me jfl i am jerking off every day on my cousin

Based chad. I wish I was like you.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I don’t want children, this world is a bad place.

Thats true, I feel nothing, beside the urge of impregnating many females

 

[Orc]

I don’t want children, this world is a bad place.

all the more reason to make it worse.

 

[Shinichi]

Since you’re like me, you know how difficult it is to do that. We’d rather just push them away but without hurting them and hope they just go their own way without us having to steer them too much into that direction. I dunno, I guess I cannot be a true man in that case since it’s just a very difficult thing to do and even I would feel super bad about it so that’s why I cannot do it like that. I still hope she gets sick and tired of me herself.

Dont ghost gengar, it aint worth it. Dont repeat a brothers mistakes. Have some balls and be upfront

 

[JohnDoe]

I have seen Pakistani Women Posting reels about getting married to their cousins. Are your parents cousins?

dm me the link i wanna see