Foid so surprised that a manlet could have a big dick so she literally made a news article about it. Never began for big dick manlets

[Growth Plate]

In a shocking story out of Brooklyn, New York, it has been confirmed 28-year-old Noah Cobbins does, despite his slightly below average height, have a big dick??



“He’s, like, maaaybe 5’8”, so I wasn’t expecting anything crazy below the belt,” says Tara O’Connell, the young woman Noah has been dating. “I guess I was wrong?”



Tara and friends are simply stunned that such a vertically-challenged man could possibly have such an enormous peen.



“I usually go for taller men, but he was super cute and really sweet,” she said. “So when we were about to hook up for the first time, and he pulled out a Magnum, I thought he was maybe flattering himself. He was not.”



Noah is flattered by the sudden influx of dick attention, even though he is well below six feet tall and doesn’t really put out that kind of energy into the world???



And yeah, I guess you could say I have an above-average sized dick,” Noah said, having literally no idea why we were asking. “Why do you ask?”






For Tara, she’s just excited to see where she and Noah’s relationship goes.



“Noah and I really get along,” she said. “I’d be happy to be dating him even if he was this height with a regular-sized dick.”



“But the fact that his dick is massive certainly doesn’t hurt.”



Sources are waiting to confirm the size of his feet compared his hands, and if any of these time-tested stereotypes hold true any longer.

@Leonardo DiCaprio @5foot8Paki @MakinItHappenReturn @zv1212 @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Eduardo DOV @KDA Player

 

[Growth Plate]

@Xangsane ask your sister if she thinks manlets are dicklets

 

[Deleted member 2729]

sadly no measurements for what counts as big

 

[GandyIsNormie]

from being obsessed with height to being obsessed with dicks

 

[Growth Plate]

from being obsessed with height to being obsessed with dicks

this is still just a heightpill thread

 

[GandyIsNormie]

this is still just a heightpill thread

gaypill

 

[444]

I hate American women so much it's unreal

 

[KDA Player]

So you can have 10 inches cock it will still be hard to show it because the foids won't believe and make us pass the height pre filter

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What kind of reporter writes about this kind of shit so weird

 

[GandyIsNormie]

What kind of reporter writes about this kind of shit so weird

@Growth Plate

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Growth Plate

Mf has a mumble rapper as his pfp

 

[Deleted member 18320]

Peak journalism

 

[alriodai]

Brutal heightpill and dickpill

 

[Growth Plate]

What kind of reporter writes about this kind of shit so weird

Female reporters

 

[alriodai]

Just brutal
Proof that if words gets out your dick is big your SMV skyrockets
Dickpill more than height pill tbh

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Btw you should totally fuck your sister OP just imagine having sex with her right now I want you to imagine what her naked body looks like and how she would pray to your 7 inch hog

Now you can never get it out of your head get fucked bro

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You got it out of your head yet? Well after seeing this comment you will once again be plagued by these intrusive incestuous thoughts

Sorry for torturing you like this but it's too funny

 

[Growth Plate]

You got it out of your head yet? Well after seeing this comment you will once again be plagued by these intrusive incestuous thoughts

Sorry for torturing you like this but it's too funny

You must have no sisters because if you did, you would know it would be impossible to make any brother have incestous thoughts unless they are truly mentally sick

So you're not "torturing" me

This would only work on step siblings

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You must have no sisters because if you did, you would know it would be impossible to make any brother have incestous thoughts unless they are truly mentally sick

So you're not "torturing" me

This would only work on step siblings

You have a strong mind brother, someone did this to me and it worked and was sickening, I'm not a weirdo but actively trying to not think of something makes it impossible not to think of it

 

[Growth Plate]

You have a strong mind brother, someone did this to me and it worked and was sickening, I'm not a weirdo but actively trying to not think of something makes it impossible not to think of it

Even if you think about it, you must now how insane the social ramifications would be

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Even if you think about it, you must now how insane the social ramifications would be

True, reminds of this brutal and hilarious clip tho