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[mulattocel]

Sometimes you gotta hit em with the “YN Special”. My favorite war strategy is all out blitzkreig, and that’s how you should approach women 40 and up.

Why? Well it’s obvious, they never see it coming! They’re all in deep thought about their ex-husbands, kids, and prospects within their own age bracket. The last thing on their mind is some young nigga showing interest until you give it to them.

The “YN Special” is designed to throw em off balance, make their head spin, and ultimately take up real estate in their mind wondering why in the fuck this boy wants her. Then you secure the slay. Younger girls on the other hand, constantly have their guard up and can predict our angles from miles away. Fuck all that shit.

I casually pulled up to this 40 yr old blonde mommy at my job and got her number in 3 minutes. She even said herself our age gap wasn’t a big deal before I even insinuated anything!

Just Be Low-Inhib is the cheat code for MILFs. You’re welcome.

 

[itssooverropecope]

Sometimes you gotta hit em with the “YN Special”. My favorite war strategy is all out blitzkreig, and that’s how you should approach women 40 and up.

Why? Well it’s obvious, they never see it coming! They’re all in deep thought about their ex-husbands, kids, and prospects within their own age bracket. The last thing on their mind is some young nigga showing interest until you give it to them.

The “YN Special” is designed to throw em off balance, make their head spin, and ultimately take up real estate in their mind wondering why in the fuck this boy wants her. Then you secure the slay. Younger girls on the other hand, constantly have their guard up and can predict our angles from miles away. Fuck all that shit.

I casually pulled up to this 40 yr old blonde mommy at my job and got her number in 3 minutes. She even said herself our age gap wasn’t a big deal before I even insinuated anything!

Just Be Low-Inhib is the cheat code for MILFs. You’re welcome.

"YN SPECIAL"

 

[WaterGod]

what is YN

 

[mulattocel]

what is YN

Young Nigga

 

[WaterGod]

Young Nigga

Interesting might try it. Are milfs ideal for rimming since they are more mature.

 

[mulattocel]

Interesting might try it. Are milfs ideal for rimming since they are more mature.

All the cougs I’ve fucked with loved ass play. It’s really a completely different game without it being a game.

 

[WaterGod]

All the cougs I’ve fucked with loved ass play. It’s really a completely different game without it being a game.

Very enticing milfmaxxing is underrated. Are most milfs keen on bareback sex and BBBJ completion with swallow.

 

[mulattocel]

Very enticing milfmaxxing is underrated. Are most milfs keen on bareback sex and BBBJ completion with swallow.

Grossly underrated and copers here will try and shame you for slaying “roasties”. Nigga, every non-virgin is a roastie. Fuck what they talkin bout.

At least a milf will let you rawdog, swallow, AND let you cum on their face with enthusiasm. Young bitches think it’s dEgRAdiNg.

 

[SomaliMax]

what is YN

Stands for young nigger

 

[mulattocel]

Stands for young nigger

You know ball

 

[WaterGod]

Grossly underrated and copers here will try and shame you for slaying “roasties”. Nigga, every non-virgin is a roastie. Fuck what they talkin bout.

At least a milf will let you rawdog, swallow, AND let you cum on their face with enthusiasm. Young bitches think it’s dEgRAdiNg.

FKKKK gotta tap in into YN type shit niggmaxxing shit. Where to meet these lipfillermaxxed MILFs is cold appraoching at grocery ideal

 

[mulattocel]

FKKKK gotta tap in into YN type shit niggmaxxing shit. Where to meet these lipfillermaxxed MILFs is cold appraoching at grocery ideal

Shooter shoot wherever, whenever, nigga. The worst she could say is she’s married then you keep it pushing. A YN ain’t supposed to feel a damn thing.

 

[WaterGod]

Shooter shoot wherever, whenever, nigga. The worst she could say is she’s married then you keep it pushing. A YN ain’t supposed to feel a damn thing.

Yeh cold approaching milfs seems much easier they dont give a fuck

 

[mulattocel]

Yeh cold approaching milfs seems much easier they dont give a fuck

And it’s more black and white in the sense you either secure the bag or don’t. No in-between grey area the young hoes play in.

 

[WaterGod]

And it’s more black and white in the sense you either secure the bag or don’t. No in-between grey area the young hoes play in.

Yeh dem young nigga indecisive holes like to play around for attention and shit im tryna escortmax without escorts fk outta here

 

[mulattocel]

Yeh dem young nigga indecisive holes like to play around for attention and shit im tryna escortmax without escorts fk outta here

Mhmm, these divorcees ain’t afraid to let you know they just want straight DICK

 

[WaterGod]

Mhmm, these divorcees ain’t afraid to let you know they just want straight DICK

Holy fk there fking roasties making me throb i need one of those holes to take me on a shopping spree and gimme that bareback treatment back at her place

 

[mulattocel]

Holy fk there fking roasties making me throb i need one of those holes to take me on a shopping spree and gimme that bareback treatment back at her place

Yup lmao JBs ain’t doing none of that

 

[WaterGod]

Yup lmao JBs ain’t doing none of that

Yeh fk those broke ass nigga JBs they want all that when they broke af whilst also not doing any bareback shit. Acting all HQNP starfish sex nigga. MILFs mog

 

[wollet2]

literally just talk to milfs and compliment them its so easy

 

[WaterGod]

literally just talk to milfs and compliment them its so easy

fuarr are they that desperate. Are there chads that still go for milfs

 

[wollet2]

fuarr are they that desperate. Are there chads that still go for milfs

they value a young guys guts to go talk to them since most are soy beta cucks

 

[mulattocel]

literally just talk to milfs and compliment them its so easy

Facts, just act confused when they tell you their age. Blondie from this morning couldn’t resist that one

 

[wollet2]

Facts, just act confused when they tell you their age. Blondie from this morning couldn’t resist that one

machiavelli tyep shit

 

[mulattocel]

machiavelli tyep shit

Gotta be just a lil psycho to make to this shit work

 

[mulattocel]

@PseudoMaxxer

 

[User28823]

idk how to spit rizz

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

@PseudoMaxxer

Feels like Christian morning

 

[mulattocel]

idk how to spit rizz

Rizz is for the youngins. Milfs require that raw, alpha bull confidence

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Grossly underrated and copers here will try and shame you for slaying “roasties”. Nigga, every non-virgin is a roastie. Fuck what they talkin bout.

At least a milf will let you rawdog, swallow, AND let you cum on their face with enthusiasm. Young bitches think it’s dEgRAdiNg.

Fuark, do they let you cum inside too?

Most of them must have ended their periods and aren’t fertile anymore.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Rizz is for the youngins. Milfs require that raw, alpha bull confidence

What did you say to the blonde mommy to get her number, spit some sauce coach

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Shooter shoot wherever, whenever, nigga. The worst she could say is she’s married then you keep it pushing. A YN ain’t supposed to feel a damn thing.

What if they know your mom?

And what do you say to approach milfs?

I can spit game to young girls but have no idea to pull up to a milf and make her take me seriously since I’m so young (20yo) and look super young even underage

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

And it’s more black and white in the sense you either secure the bag or don’t. No in-between grey area the young hoes play in.

What if she gives you her number?

What do you text her? Do you talk about random stuff or are straight to business saying “are you up to meet at 7pm at your place to fuck” or is that too much?

 

[mulattocel]

Fuark, do they let you cum inside too?

Most of them must have ended their periods and aren’t fertile anymore.

Of course dawg

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Facts, just act confused when they tell you their age. Blondie from this morning couldn’t resist that one

Wdym? How…I need deeper explanations…

 

[mulattocel]

What if she gives you her number?

What do you text her? Do you talk about random stuff or are straight to business saying “are you up to meet at 7pm at your place to fuck” or is that too much?

Gotta lead casually at first. Usually I have her schedule and availability established before I get the number. Then I conform like water and ease into the nasty.

 

[mulattocel]

Wdym? How…I need deeper explanations…

“Oh you’re 40?? Could’ve fooled me, I swore you were my peer”

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Fuark, do they let you cum inside too?

Most of them must have ended their periods and aren’t fertile anymore.

Bruh isn't that at like age 55+

 

[mulattocel]

What did you say to the blonde mommy to get her number, spit some sauce coach

Saw her reading a book and used that as a convo piece. Then I asked her simple personal questions that revealed her relationship status and availability. Before I knew it, she was offering ME her number.

 

[Deleted member 141642]

Milfs mog ngl

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Saw her reading a book and used that as a convo piece. Then I asked her simple personal questions that revealed her relationship status and availability. Before I knew it, she was offering ME her number.

Actually mirin blenchod

Milf game is ideal because they'd just say " I'm too old for you sweetie "

At worst

Probably flattered asf reguardless if you're good looking as they're past prime

They miss that attention

@PseudoMaxxer we gotta start milf maxxing

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Saw her reading a book and used that as a convo piece. Then I asked her simple personal questions that revealed her relationship status and availability. Before I knew it, she was offering ME her number.

Bro you know ball holy fuck, mogs me to death.

Can you explain what types of questions revealed her relationship status and availability?

And what was the starting hook you used in the approach?

I know this varies a lot but I need some example cuz I know nothing about milfs

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Gotta lead casually at first. Usually I have her schedule and availability established before I get the number. Then I conform like water and ease into the nasty.

So you ask questions about her work and when she’s free first?

How would that convo look like word for word????

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Actually mirin blenchod

Milf game is ideal because they'd just say " I'm too old for you sweetie "

At worst

Probably flattered asf reguardless if you're good looking as they're past prime

They miss that attention

@PseudoMaxxer we gotta start milf maxxing

Bro I swear down if @mulattocel helps me decipher his convo and tells me exactly what he said I’ll approach 2/3 milfs by next week

Where do you usually find them? @mulattocel

I’m scared local once will see my mom and know I’m her son and tell her I’m fucking them

 

[mulattocel]

Actually mirin blenchod

Milf game is ideal because they'd just say " I'm too old for you sweetie "

At worst

Probably flattered asf reguardless if you're good looking as they're past prime

They miss that attention

@PseudoMaxxer we gotta start milf maxxing

9 times outta 10 that’s just a smokescreen to see if you’re still game enough. I’ve knocked down that wall numerous times just being unrelenting and making it obvious age don’t mean shit to me.

 

[mulattocel]

Bro you know ball holy fuck, mogs me to death.

Can you explain what types of questions revealed her relationship status and availability?

And what was the starting hook you used in the approach?

I know this varies a lot but I need some example cuz I know nothing about milfs

“Is that a good book?” Then I expanded from there, yadayada…she mentioned her profession as a high school teacher, her daughter, I asked questions about those, found out daddy is no longer in the picture and that she has a tight schedule(and a tight pussy too, as a result), and let the pieces fall naturally in place.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

“Is that a good book?” Then I expanded from there, yadayada…she mentioned her profession as a high school teacher, her daughter, I asked questions about those, found out daddy is no longer in the picture and that she has a tight schedule(and a tight pussy too, as a result), and let the pieces fall naturally in place.

Fuark, I’m gonna look up some video on how to pick up milfs too bro.

Expect a thread where I explain how I approached one in the next week

 

[mulattocel]

So you ask questions about her work and when she’s free first?

How would that convo look like word for word????

It’s that simple bro. You’ll feel it when you’re in that hot seat

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

It’s that simple bro. You’ll feel it when you’re in that hot seat

Where do you find them mostly?

 

[mulattocel]

Bro I swear down if @mulattocel helps me decipher his convo and tells me exactly what he said I’ll approach 2/3 milfs by next week

Where do you usually find them? @mulattocel

I’m scared local once will see my mom and know I’m her son and tell her I’m fucking them

If they know your mom, that makes it even hotter lol