Friend blueballed me regarding height.

[Lulleko]

So I was talking with this guy and mind you we're practically the same height, anyways the discussion devolves into height and he tells me he's been measured to 188 cm, so I go full autist mode and correct him that he's in fact 183 cm and it's over, he kept denying it and mentioning how a doctor took the measurement.
So a light of hope sparkles inside me and I hurry home like an indian running to the nearest street to take a dump, thinking that maybe, just maybe all those subliminals and jumping from high height like a gorilla induced a growth spurt, so I grab the tape, fix my posture and.......damn it I'm still stuck at 183 cm. What a fucking nigger.

 

[asdvek]

Blue ball is what happens when you edge and don't ejaculate, tf does it have to do with height

 

[Lulleko]

Blue ball is what happens when you edge and don't ejaculate, tf does it have to do with height

It's a metaphor.

 

[Mister Fuwy]

It's a metaphor.

 

[highschoolmaxxer]

Blue ball is what happens when you edge and don't ejaculate, tf does it have to do with height

JFL