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Green Day renounced their American citizenship before a live London audience Friday. Greenie said, "Fuck America, I’m fucking renouncing my citizenship! I’m fucking coming here! Fuck fuckery fuck!"
Then backstage, his groupies cheered. "YAY! Greenday, you're our heroes!" But ugh, these weren't ordinary fans but British gay men. One approached and persuaded him, "Americans are Nazis just like vaginas! All vaginas are hateful Hitlers, Greenie. And if you're for real, prove it!" He then turned around and pulled his trousers and boxers down to his ankles. "Liberate yourself inside me, Greenie! Don't be a homophobic hypercritical American idiot! Prove to us you're not a bigot!"
But Greenie wasn't gay. He's been milking the faggot fans this whole time for PR. But ugh, it was too late. He had to commit finally. So not only did he give up his American citizenship that night but also his manhood. Because shortly later, another gay man took him from behind.
Green Day has officially gone faggot on Friday in London. And a groupie recorded that faggot sex, which will be leaked online after he gets the price he's asking.