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my bio teacher is one of those annoying health nuts who happens to be on my ass because I drink energy drinks. Once I brought a monster to her class and she spent 10 whole fucking minutes at 830am lecturing me about how im healthmin by drinking those. today for some reason at the end of the period she was handing out apples. the bitch forced me to take one after I declined because in her words "You probably need it more than anyone else here". BITCH USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AROUND. HALF THE CLASS ARE OVERWEIGHT SUBHUMAN FUCKS WHOS ONLY EXERCISE WALKING TO THEIR CLASSES AND YOU THINK I NEED THE FUCKING APPLE. THIS BITCH MADE THE ASSUMPTION I AVG 400 STEPS A DAY, EXCLUSIVELY EAT MCDONALDS AND SLEEP 45 MINUTES A NIGHT JUST CAUSE I OCCASIONALLY BRING AN ENERGY DRINK TO CLASS.
 
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Fuck her
 
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She wants that dick
 
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energy drinks are low in calories, great to lean down with
 
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She wants u, she wants u to become a monster
 
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my bio teacher is one of those annoying health nuts who happens to be on my ass because I drink energy drinks. Once I brought a monster to her class and she spent 10 whole fucking minutes at 830am lecturing me about how im healthmin by drinking those. today for some reason at the end of the period she was handing out apples. the bitch forced me to take one after I declined because in her words "You probably need it more than anyone else here". BITCH USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AROUND. HALF THE CLASS ARE OVERWEIGHT SUBHUMAN FUCKS WHOS ONLY EXERCISE WALKING TO THEIR CLASSES AND YOU THINK I NEED THE FUCKING APPLE. THIS BITCH MADE THE ASSUMPTION I AVG 400 STEPS A DAY, EXCLUSIVELY EAT MCDONALDS AND SLEEP 45 MINUTES A NIGHT JUST CAUSE I OCCASIONALLY BRING AN ENERGY DRINK TO CLASS.
Me when I can't talk back and confront my teacher so I unleash my incel rage on org ranting about it
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Wow you seem really cranky & ungrateful... Sometimes they mean well even if they sound naggy

I've never had a teacher offer me fruit before

Maybe she wants your banana in return?
 
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she must want everyones banana cause she gave an apple to every person

Top 3 flavour imo they're great

That's not the point

She tried to force you to take one when you rejected it right?

Did she force anyone else to take one?
 
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is she hot? gift her the apple back the next day
 
is she hot? gift her the apple back the next day
Sadly I can't pull the apple out my stomach and no
That's not the point

She tried to force you to take one when you rejected it right?

Did she force anyone else to take one?
I think only one other person said no and she just brushed past them. With me she forced me to take the apple.
 
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What we supposed to do now?
 
my bio teacher is one of those annoying health nuts who happens to be on my ass because I drink energy drinks. Once I brought a monster to her class and she spent 10 whole fucking minutes at 830am lecturing me about how im healthmin by drinking those. today for some reason at the end of the period she was handing out apples. the bitch forced me to take one after I declined because in her words "You probably need it more than anyone else here". BITCH USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AROUND. HALF THE CLASS ARE OVERWEIGHT SUBHUMAN FUCKS WHOS ONLY EXERCISE WALKING TO THEIR CLASSES AND YOU THINK I NEED THE FUCKING APPLE. THIS BITCH MADE THE ASSUMPTION I AVG 400 STEPS A DAY, EXCLUSIVELY EAT MCDONALDS AND SLEEP 45 MINUTES A NIGHT JUST CAUSE I OCCASIONALLY BRING AN ENERGY DRINK TO CLASS.
I bet she isn't hot

and yes these retards forget that being overweight is the worst
 
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my bio teacher is one of those annoying health nuts who happens to be on my ass because I drink energy drinks. Once I brought a monster to her class and she spent 10 whole fucking minutes at 830am lecturing me about how im healthmin by drinking those. today for some reason at the end of the period she was handing out apples. the bitch forced me to take one after I declined because in her words "You probably need it more than anyone else here". BITCH USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AROUND. HALF THE CLASS ARE OVERWEIGHT SUBHUMAN FUCKS WHOS ONLY EXERCISE WALKING TO THEIR CLASSES AND YOU THINK I NEED THE FUCKING APPLE. THIS BITCH MADE THE ASSUMPTION I AVG 400 STEPS A DAY, EXCLUSIVELY EAT MCDONALDS AND SLEEP 45 MINUTES A NIGHT JUST CAUSE I OCCASIONALLY BRING AN ENERGY DRINK TO CLASS.
was hoping this would be a slay story
 
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