FUCK MY PARENTS WALKED IN ON ME!!

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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
 
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@kenibba @truejamal @Psocho it's over beyond over
 
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This is some cartoony shit what do you have on your computer bro
 
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This is some cartoony shit what do you have on your computer bro
hentai, youtube, tiktok, discord, cult servers, spotify, models, roids and steam
 
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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
truly a niche experience
 
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hentai, youtube, tiktok, discord, cult servers, spotify, models, roids and steam
You just got open tabs of hentai on your computer?
This is a new level of gooner bru:forcedsmile:
 
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You just got open tabs of hentai on your computer?
This is a new level of gooner bru:forcedsmile:
alot actually, i always open like 30 then close them 1 by 1 so i know i'm not missing out on anything
 
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now ur parents know their son is a little anime faggot.

brutal....
 
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alot actually, i always open like 30 then close them 1 by 1 so i know i'm not missing out on anything
what is your daily screentime on hentaicity
 
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cant have an original experience these days jfl:lul:
 
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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
you got an interesting life XD
 
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too mainstream, i gotta try out every single vid of every single website
what's your daily runner for hentai:feelswat:
I always do hentai city
 
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what's your daily runner for hentai:feelswat:
I always do hentai city
depends on the days, i don't remember any actual video websites but sometime i feel a little old school and beat it on nhentai
 
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absolutely absurd series of events
 
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depends on the days, i don't remember any actual video websites but sometime i feel a little old school and beat it on nhentai
Do you beat on the computer? With normal wifi? Imagine your parents check the wifi history:forcedsmile:
 
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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
Just shut off the computer idiot :rolleyes:
 
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I think it’s time to come clean and start explaining :hnghn:
 
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Do you beat on the computer? With normal wifi? Imagine your parents check the wifi history:forcedsmile:
go on, check my history. i need to bookmark my sources sometime cause they're so niche so idrc.
it would be pretty bad though i completely forgot about that but like wtf can i do about it...
 
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Better than just showing them all your creepy shit
my pc is too far for me to jump and turn it off anyways, i don't have the quick time event brain either.
 
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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
feel fridge GIF


thought he got caught for jerking off dnr fucking who gives a fuck
 
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everything is like the cherry on top:feelskek:
chuddy experience
 
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FIRST OFF MY DAD WALKS IN AND SEES MY MONITOR:

i was tabbed into "Face Determines Everything!” Looksmaxer Exposes Ugly Truth About Success | Clavicular"

so i lean in and get my feet off my desk to quickly minimize and end up of 2 anime girls violently kissing

then i keep clicking and i end up on spotify with a fullscreen cover of a naked woman covered in blood


MY DAD GOES AWAY AND I DON'T HEAR MY MOM COME IN LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER:


i managed to tab into "Thank You Satan - Sv3ridge"

she already sees everything so i tab into discord and ofc i'm livestreaming so you can still see the video but ALSO my faggot discord pfp AND some random male model shit i was sending my friend who was tuned into the live


this time i couldn't do anything so i just had to act like everything was normal and talk to her...
both now basically saw me get up to spam click my mouse through some random bullshit so they prob think i'm a satanic fag.
Jesus
 
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