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WRITTEN MOSTLY BY ME, NOT A COPY PASTE FROM CHATGPT
So basically as we all know fashion and clothes don't mean shit when ur subhuman and will NEVER recompensate the lack of bones but also as an attractive guy you can't be caught wearing some shit like this
So here's a full in depth guide on how to dress well and appealing <3:
The Ultimate Fashionmaxxing Guide
So of course before doing all of this get to know your style, and which pieces you like, you have plenty of choices thanks to the internet, if you like one piece let the internet let you go down the rabbit hole of the style associated with the piece, you can do that by searching fashion on tiktok and liking what u like search terms like #streetwearootd, #grungefits, #techwear, #vintagefits, #academiaaesthetic. etc. also the goat PINTEREST rot on there for a while and get to know what you like. There are a lot of styles to pick from you'll defo find something you end up liking <3
Styles i recommend you look at:
High-Status & Sophisticated:
old money / ivy league, quiet luxury, italian sprezzatura, parisian gentleman, british sartorial, socal yacht club
Rugged & Masculine:
heritage workwear, americana / western, rugged outdoor / cabin core, gorpcore, blue collar, lumberjack / woodsman
Modern & Urban:
scandinavian minimalism, techwear, streetwear, athleisure, normcore, japanese repro, model-off-duty
Creative & Intellectual:
dark academia, light academia, artsy / writer core, vintage / retro, rockstar, boho
Niche & Subcultural:
goth / alt, mod, preppy, minimalist, skater, punk, coastal grandpa, military / tactical, grunge
Phase 1: The Foundation - Strategy & Self-Assessment
1. Find Your Style DNA:
Stop wasting money on random pieces. Make a private Pinterest board or TikTok favorites. Save 10-15 fits that you like. You'll see a pattern. Follow it as I said before.
2. Know Your Body:
You don't need a perfect V-taper, but you need to know what works.
Slim/Skinny? Don't drown in huge clothes. Go for slim or straight fits, not baggy.
Athletic/Buff? Your shirts need to fit your shoulders and chest without being a tent.
Bigger Build? Embrace straight and relaxed fits. Avoid super skinny anything.
3. Master the Color Palette:
You don't need a rainbow. Start with neutrals: Black, White, Grey, Cream, Olive Green, Navy.
Then, pick 1-2 accent colors you fuck with heavy: Burgundy, Sky Blue, Mustard Yellow.
The 60/30/10 rule is lowkey gospel:
60% of your fit is a dominant neutral (e.g., Black jeans and tee).
30% is a secondary color (e.g., An olive green jacket).
10% is your accent (e.g., A mustard yellow beanie).
Assess Your Lifestyle Your clothes must serve your life. Enumerate your 3-4 key activities, for example, Work, Gym, Casual Social, and Dates. Build your core wardrobe around these, this is optional advice though nobody will die if you larp as sk8
Core Principles:
Quality > Quantity: One $100 wool sweater > 10 $15 polyester ones from H&M. Invest in staples.
Fit is God: A $50 shirt that fits perfectly is worth more than a $500 shirt that doesn't.
Know your measurements: chest, waist, inseam, sleeve length. Keep them in your phone and use them to buy clothes on vinted, grail, depop etc.
Phase 2: The Wardrobe Architecture - The Core Capsule
The Non-Negotiable Staples (The "Basement" Layers):
Blank Tees (White, Black, Grey, Cream): Get the good ones. Heavy cotton, not see-through. This is your canvas AVOID shitty graphic tees from fast fashion.
Quality Hoodies & Sweatshirts: Again, blanks or minimal branding (not in every style though). Grey heather hoodie is splendid my guy.
The Jeans:
-Black Denim: The most versatile pants you'll own.
-Light Wash Denim: For a vintage, relaxed vibe.
-A good pair of baggy or straight-leg jeans.
Cargos / Trousers: Olive green cargos are a must. A pair of khaki or grey trousers can level up a fit instantly.
The Jackets:
-A denim jacket (light or dark wash).
-A varsity jacket or corduroy trucker.
-A puffer vest or jacket for layering.
-Also Leather Jackets
The Shoes: You need a rotation. OF COURSE YOU PICK FOR YOUR STYLE examples:
Chunky Shoes (e.g., Timbs, Vans Knu Skool, DC Shoes.): Perfect for balancing baggy or straight-leg denim.
"Basic Heat" (e.g., AJ4s): Good all-purpose for both loud and simple outfits.
Statement Shoes-e.g., like Nike Flea: Use these only with simple outfits.
Comfy Everyday (e.g., AF1s): The ultimate clean sneaker.
Smart Casual: e.g., leather boots, loafers ( optional)
Phase 3: The Doctrine of Loud vs. Simple & Layering
The Rule: One Loud Piece Per Outfit.
Loud Pieces: Statement jackets, bold-patterned shirts, statement jorts, graphic tees-high quality only, brightly colored trousers.
Simple Pieces: Your blank tees, blank hoodies, basic denim, neutral trousers.
How to Combine:
Loud Top + Simple Bottom
Simple top + loud bottom
Simple Top + Simple Bottom + Statement Shoes/Jacket
Loud Top + Loud Bottom
You will look like a clown.
The Layering System:
Base Layer: Fitted tee or shirt- neutral-colored.
Middle layer: Lightweight cardigan, shirt, or fine-knit sweater.
Outer Layer: Blazer, denim jacket, or trench coat.
Pro Tip: Keep each layer a bit more fitted than the one over it to avoid bulk.
Phase 4: The Finishing Touches - Footwear & Accessories
Footwear:
-Match the Vibe: Don't wear running shoes with a vintage fit. Match your shoes to the aesthetic.
-Keep them Clean: Dirty, beat-up shoes can ruin a whole fit. A magic eraser is your best friend.
Accessories (The Unspoken Game-Changer):
Jewelry: Don't overdo it.
Necklaces: Layer a short, simple chain (16") with a longer one (20"). No giant, gaudy pendants.
Rings: 1-2 per hand max. A simple signet or band.
Earrings: A small stud or hoop. Keep it subtle.
Bracelets: A beaded bracelet or a simple chain. Don't stack 10.
The Essentials:
Hats: A fitted baseball cap or a beanie can complete a fit.
Socks: Nike socks will go through with every fit.
Bag: A minimalist cross-body bag or a cool backpack.
Phase 5: The Tactical Details - Fit, Brands, & Care
The Ultimate Fit Guide:
Couple Of Brand Examples:
For Basics: Uniqlo, Cos, AsColour.
For Streetwear/Skater: Carhartt WIP, Vans, Stüssy, Noah, Palace, Corteiz.
For Thrifting/Vintage: Depop, Grailed, your local thrift store. Look for vintage band tees, Levi's, and Champion reverse-weave.
Care & Storage (Make Your Investment Last):
Item Care Instructions
HOODIES/TEES: Wash inside out in cold water. AIR DRY. The dryer is what ruins your clothes and shrinks them.
DENIM: Wash them as little as possible. When you do, inside out, cold water, air dry. Wash inside-out in cold water, air dry - no dryer.
SHOES: Clean them with a brush and soapy water. Use a magic eraser for midsoles. Shoe trees keep their shape.
Leather Shoes: Clean with a soft cloth, using shoe trees and conditioner.
Silk & Wool Hand wash or dry-clean. Store folded or flat.
keep accessories away from sunlight also
Last But Not Least Some Outfit Ideas for the lazy mfs who don't want to search for their style:
(basically my advice is dress basic and appealing, don't risk being "outstanding" because it could potentially look wierd and controversial if not paired with a correct style)
Also a color guiding ChatGPT cooked up, basically how to not fuck up coloring:
1. The Monochrome:
Extremely Short TLDR:
FIND YOUR VIBE: Go on Pinterest/TikTok. Steal a whole aesthetic you like (streetwear, techwear, academia, etc.). Copy it exactly at first.
BUY THE CORE: Get these basics in SOLID COLORS (no shitty logos graphic t's like band shirt's etc. are fine):
Blank Tees (Black, White, Grey)
A Grey Hoodie
Black Jeans & Light Wash Jeans
Olive Cargos
One clean sneaker (AF1, Vans, NB)
FOLLOW THE ONE RULE: Only ONE loud piece per outfit.
Loud Top = Simple Bottom.
Loud Bottom = Simple Top.
Loud Shoes = Simple Everything.
FIT IS GOD: Clothes should fit YOUR body.
ADD 1-2 ACCESSORIES: A simple chain + a watch/bracelet. That's it.
DON'T FUCK UP COLORS: like mixing navy with black etc
So basically as we all know fashion and clothes don't mean shit when ur subhuman and will NEVER recompensate the lack of bones but also as an attractive guy you can't be caught wearing some shit like this
So here's a full in depth guide on how to dress well and appealing <3:
The Ultimate Fashionmaxxing Guide
So of course before doing all of this get to know your style, and which pieces you like, you have plenty of choices thanks to the internet, if you like one piece let the internet let you go down the rabbit hole of the style associated with the piece, you can do that by searching fashion on tiktok and liking what u like search terms like #streetwearootd, #grungefits, #techwear, #vintagefits, #academiaaesthetic. etc. also the goat PINTEREST rot on there for a while and get to know what you like. There are a lot of styles to pick from you'll defo find something you end up liking <3
Styles i recommend you look at:
High-Status & Sophisticated:
old money / ivy league, quiet luxury, italian sprezzatura, parisian gentleman, british sartorial, socal yacht club
Rugged & Masculine:
heritage workwear, americana / western, rugged outdoor / cabin core, gorpcore, blue collar, lumberjack / woodsman
scandinavian minimalism, techwear, streetwear, athleisure, normcore, japanese repro, model-off-duty
Creative & Intellectual:
dark academia, light academia, artsy / writer core, vintage / retro, rockstar, boho
Niche & Subcultural:
goth / alt, mod, preppy, minimalist, skater, punk, coastal grandpa, military / tactical, grunge
Phase 1: The Foundation - Strategy & Self-Assessment
1. Find Your Style DNA:
Stop wasting money on random pieces. Make a private Pinterest board or TikTok favorites. Save 10-15 fits that you like. You'll see a pattern. Follow it as I said before.
2. Know Your Body:
You don't need a perfect V-taper, but you need to know what works.
Slim/Skinny? Don't drown in huge clothes. Go for slim or straight fits, not baggy.
Athletic/Buff? Your shirts need to fit your shoulders and chest without being a tent.
Bigger Build? Embrace straight and relaxed fits. Avoid super skinny anything.
You don't need a rainbow. Start with neutrals: Black, White, Grey, Cream, Olive Green, Navy.
Then, pick 1-2 accent colors you fuck with heavy: Burgundy, Sky Blue, Mustard Yellow.
The 60/30/10 rule is lowkey gospel:
60% of your fit is a dominant neutral (e.g., Black jeans and tee).
30% is a secondary color (e.g., An olive green jacket).
10% is your accent (e.g., A mustard yellow beanie).
Assess Your Lifestyle Your clothes must serve your life. Enumerate your 3-4 key activities, for example, Work, Gym, Casual Social, and Dates. Build your core wardrobe around these, this is optional advice though nobody will die if you larp as sk8
Core Principles:
Quality > Quantity: One $100 wool sweater > 10 $15 polyester ones from H&M. Invest in staples.
Fit is God: A $50 shirt that fits perfectly is worth more than a $500 shirt that doesn't.
Know your measurements: chest, waist, inseam, sleeve length. Keep them in your phone and use them to buy clothes on vinted, grail, depop etc.
Phase 2: The Wardrobe Architecture - The Core Capsule
The Non-Negotiable Staples (The "Basement" Layers):
Blank Tees (White, Black, Grey, Cream): Get the good ones. Heavy cotton, not see-through. This is your canvas AVOID shitty graphic tees from fast fashion.
Quality Hoodies & Sweatshirts: Again, blanks or minimal branding (not in every style though). Grey heather hoodie is splendid my guy.
The Jeans:
-Black Denim: The most versatile pants you'll own.
-Light Wash Denim: For a vintage, relaxed vibe.
-A good pair of baggy or straight-leg jeans.
Cargos / Trousers: Olive green cargos are a must. A pair of khaki or grey trousers can level up a fit instantly.
The Jackets:
-A denim jacket (light or dark wash).
-A varsity jacket or corduroy trucker.
-A puffer vest or jacket for layering.
-Also Leather Jackets
The Shoes: You need a rotation. OF COURSE YOU PICK FOR YOUR STYLE examples:
Chunky Shoes (e.g., Timbs, Vans Knu Skool, DC Shoes.): Perfect for balancing baggy or straight-leg denim.
"Basic Heat" (e.g., AJ4s): Good all-purpose for both loud and simple outfits.
Statement Shoes-e.g., like Nike Flea: Use these only with simple outfits.
Comfy Everyday (e.g., AF1s): The ultimate clean sneaker.
Smart Casual: e.g., leather boots, loafers ( optional)
Phase 3: The Doctrine of Loud vs. Simple & Layering
The Rule: One Loud Piece Per Outfit.
Loud Pieces: Statement jackets, bold-patterned shirts, statement jorts, graphic tees-high quality only, brightly colored trousers.
Simple Pieces: Your blank tees, blank hoodies, basic denim, neutral trousers.
How to Combine:
Loud Top + Simple Bottom
Simple top + loud bottom
Simple Top + Simple Bottom + Statement Shoes/Jacket
Loud Top + Loud Bottom
You will look like a clown.
The Layering System:
Base Layer: Fitted tee or shirt- neutral-colored.
Middle layer: Lightweight cardigan, shirt, or fine-knit sweater.
Outer Layer: Blazer, denim jacket, or trench coat.
Pro Tip: Keep each layer a bit more fitted than the one over it to avoid bulk.
Phase 4: The Finishing Touches - Footwear & Accessories
Footwear:
-Match the Vibe: Don't wear running shoes with a vintage fit. Match your shoes to the aesthetic.
-Keep them Clean: Dirty, beat-up shoes can ruin a whole fit. A magic eraser is your best friend.
Accessories (The Unspoken Game-Changer):
Jewelry: Don't overdo it.
Necklaces: Layer a short, simple chain (16") with a longer one (20"). No giant, gaudy pendants.
Rings: 1-2 per hand max. A simple signet or band.
Earrings: A small stud or hoop. Keep it subtle.
Bracelets: A beaded bracelet or a simple chain. Don't stack 10.
The Essentials:
Hats: A fitted baseball cap or a beanie can complete a fit.
Socks: Nike socks will go through with every fit.
Bag: A minimalist cross-body bag or a cool backpack.
Phase 5: The Tactical Details - Fit, Brands, & Care
The Ultimate Fit Guide:
| Area | What to Check | The Fix |
|---|---|---|
| Shoulders | Seam should hit right on your shoulder bone. | If it's hanging down your arm, it's too big. |
| Chest | Should be snug but not tight. You should be able to move. | If the fabric is pulling, size up. If it's a tent, size down. |
| Length | T-shirts should hit around the middle of your zipper. Hoodies/jackets can be a bit longer. | If it's too long, it makes you look short. |
| Pants | The waist should fit without a belt, but a belt is always good. The leg opening shouldn't swallow your shoe. | Learn what a "stack" is for jeans. Get them hemmed if they're way too long. |
Couple Of Brand Examples:
For Basics: Uniqlo, Cos, AsColour.
For Streetwear/Skater: Carhartt WIP, Vans, Stüssy, Noah, Palace, Corteiz.
For Thrifting/Vintage: Depop, Grailed, your local thrift store. Look for vintage band tees, Levi's, and Champion reverse-weave.
Care & Storage (Make Your Investment Last):
Item Care Instructions
HOODIES/TEES: Wash inside out in cold water. AIR DRY. The dryer is what ruins your clothes and shrinks them.
DENIM: Wash them as little as possible. When you do, inside out, cold water, air dry. Wash inside-out in cold water, air dry - no dryer.
SHOES: Clean them with a brush and soapy water. Use a magic eraser for midsoles. Shoe trees keep their shape.
Leather Shoes: Clean with a soft cloth, using shoe trees and conditioner.
Silk & Wool Hand wash or dry-clean. Store folded or flat.
keep accessories away from sunlight also
Last But Not Least Some Outfit Ideas for the lazy mfs who don't want to search for their style:
(basically my advice is dress basic and appealing, don't risk being "outstanding" because it could potentially look wierd and controversial if not paired with a correct style)
Also a color guiding ChatGPT cooked up, basically how to not fuck up coloring:
Color Combinations to AVOID (The "Never-Works" List)
These clashes create visual vibration and just look cheap or confusing.- Black & Navy: The #1 rookie mistake. They're both dark neutrals, but they fight each other. It always looks like you got dressed in the dark. Exception: If the shades are VERY distinct and the outfit is intentional (e.g., a black leather jacket over a deep navy tee can sometimes work).
- Brown & Black: This is a very advanced combo. If you don't know what you're doing, it looks muddy and wrong. Leave this to the high-fashion experts.
- Certain Neons Together: Neon Green + Neon Pink, Neon Orange + Neon Purple. You're not a highlighter pack. One neon as an accent is fine. Multiple neons make you look like a cartoon character.
- Clashing Warm & Cool Reds: Don't mix a blue-based cherry red with an orange-based firetruck red. It just looks like you failed to match the color.
God-Tier Color Combinations (The "Always Works" Palette)
These are simple, effective formulas. Stick to these and you literally cannot lose.1. The Monochrome:
- What it is: Different shades of the same color.
- Example: Light Grey Tee + Charcoal Grey Hoodie + Black Jeans. Or, Cream Tee + Beige Trousers + Brown Shoes.
- Why it works: It's the ultimate cheat code for looking put-together and creating a clean, elongated silhouette.
- What it is: Beige/Cream + Olive Green + Brown.
- Example: A Cream oversized tee, Olive Green cargo pants, and Brown leather boots or a brown belt.
- Why it works: It's inherently masculine, natural, and harmonious. It gives off a rugged, capable vibe.
- What it is: Grey + Navy + White.
- Example: A Heather Grey hoodie, Navy jacket, Dark Indigo jeans, and White sneakers.
- Why it works: It's relaxed, trustworthy, and universally flattering. The white sneakers clean up the whole look.
- What it is: A neutral base with one single, bold color as an accent.
- Example 1 (Burgundy Pop): Black jeans, black tee, grey overshirt, and Burgundy sneakers.
- Example 2 (Mustard Yellow Pop): Blue jeans, white tee, and a Mustard Yellow beanie.
- Why it works: It draws the eye to a specific point (like your cool shoes) without being overwhelming. It shows you have style without trying too hard.
- NEVER MIX: Black with Navy.
- ALWAYS SAFE: Monochrome (all shades of one color), Earth Tones (Beige, Olive, Brown).
- FOR A POP: Use one bright color (Burgundy, Mustard, Sky Blue) with a neutral base (Black, White, Grey, Denim).
Extremely Short TLDR:
FIND YOUR VIBE: Go on Pinterest/TikTok. Steal a whole aesthetic you like (streetwear, techwear, academia, etc.). Copy it exactly at first.
BUY THE CORE: Get these basics in SOLID COLORS (no shitty logos graphic t's like band shirt's etc. are fine):
Blank Tees (Black, White, Grey)
A Grey Hoodie
Black Jeans & Light Wash Jeans
Olive Cargos
One clean sneaker (AF1, Vans, NB)
FOLLOW THE ONE RULE: Only ONE loud piece per outfit.
Loud Top = Simple Bottom.
Loud Bottom = Simple Top.
Loud Shoes = Simple Everything.
FIT IS GOD: Clothes should fit YOUR body.
ADD 1-2 ACCESSORIES: A simple chain + a watch/bracelet. That's it.
DON'T FUCK UP COLORS: like mixing navy with black etc
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