Full self defense and fighting guide (nerdcels gtfih)

[Deleted member 41371]

Introduction
do you get bullied like a handicapped nigger at school every day?? Worry no longer because I'm here to teach you.
note: this is not a training routine, but a quick solution for untrained vs untrained.



With the new wave of 12-14 year old incels on this forum I have decided to take matters Into my own hands to prevent these poor fagcels from getting bullied they're entire lives.


Pt.1 - Light weight.


The whole reason weight classes exist in fighting sports is the unfairness these two opposite poles have, skinny fags and fat fucks.
Those with a lighter build have an advantage to speed, and agility, your best bet as a skinny fag would be to stay light on your feet and do everything you can to not get grabbed (If your opponent is heavier). From then you can throw some basic kickboxing, low kicks would be the best bet in order to not risk your balance and stability. Forget everything about wrestling, jiujitsu or grappling, if you're 40kg you're dead. So stick to kickboxing.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Pt.2 Heavier weight


Now for all the fatties, focus on using your weight as a weapon, it's the only thing you have. So grappling and wrestling would be a good tactic against skinnier guys, use your horrendous mass to get your opponent to the ground, and from there the possibilities for taking him out are endless.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

 

[s4raw]

Introduction
do you get bullied like a handicapped nigger at school every day?? Worry no longer because I'm here to teach you.
note: this is not a training routine, but a quick solution for untrained vs untrained.



With the new wave of 12-14 year old incels on this forum I have decided to take matters Into my own hands to prevent these poor fagcels from getting bullied they're entire lives.


Pt.1 - Light weight.


The whole reason weight classes exist in fighting sports is the unfairness these two opposite poles have, skinny fags and fat fucks.
Those with a lighter build have an advantage to speed, and agility, your best bet as a skinny fag would be to stay light on your feet and do everything you can to not get grabbed (If your opponent is heavier). From then you can throw some basic kickboxing, low kicks would be the best bet in order to not risk your balance and stability. Forget everything about wrestling, jiujitsu or grappling, if you're 40kg you're dead. So stick to kickboxing.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Pt.2 Heavier weight


Now for all the fatties, focus on using your weight as a weapon, it's the only thing you have. So grappling and wrestling would be a good tactic against skinnier guys, use your horrendous mass to get your opponent to the ground, and from there the possibilities for taking him out are endless.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Then wtf should skinny fat niggas do

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Not a word

Don't care retard

 

[Deleted member 41371]

I like dick

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Then wtf should skinny fat niggas do

Depends on the weight

 

[Feliezzx]

Just break kneecaps with a thigh stomp

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Getting a gun is 5x better

As I previously mentioned, this is for kids that have no access to those facilities, and not everyone lives in anerica

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Just break kneecaps with a thigh stomp

Needs practice or you'll fuck your shit up if you do it incorrectly

 

[Deleted member 57356]

couldnt find the "guide"
just learn how to throw hands lol

 

[Deleted member 41371]

couldnt find the "guide"
just learn how to throw hands lol

It is a guide lol, throw hands doesn't cut it

 

[Deleted member 57356]

It is a guide lol, throw hands doesn't cut it

throw elbows
cuts sooo god

 

[Feliezzx]

Needs practice or you'll fuck your shit up if you do it incorrectly

Practice on your grandma

 

[coispet]

This is a shit guide

BJJ and wrestling + any good striking martial art, either Muay Thai or kickboxing is good

Boxing is extremely useless in a street fight

 

[Betterthanher]

This is a shit guide

BJJ and wrestling + any good striking martial art, either Muay Thai or kickboxing is good

Boxing is extremely useless in a street fight

why boxing useless saar

 

[coispet]

why boxing useless saar

You try punching in a still stance where your legs are restricted against a kickboxing prodigy

 

[Betterthanher]

You try punching in a still stance where your legs are restricted against a kickboxing prodigy

but the chance of getting into a street fight with a kick boxing prodigy is one in a billion

 

[Betterthanher]

but the chance of getting into a street fight with a kick boxing prodigy is one in a billion

and im sure people who are actually good at martial arts would avoid fights

 

[coispet]

but the chance of getting into a street fight with a kick boxing prodigy is one in a billion

Exactly, you should become one

 

[Betterthanher]

Exactly, you should become one

saar yes saar

 

[Deleted member 45760]

This is a shit guide

BJJ and wrestling + any good striking martial art, either Muay Thai or kickboxing is good

Boxing is extremely useless in a street fight

wrestling maybe
BJJ hell no
wrestling would be good for getting back on your feet
do not do some gay BJJ move in a street fight, your opponent's friend will smash your skull in when you're wrestling with the guy

 

[Deleted member 30843]

Not a word

first time i agree with you

 

[Deleted member 41371]

You try punching in a still stance where your legs are restricted against a kickboxing prodigy

Boxers have better footwork and defense than kickboxers, it's better to begin with boxing then expand

 

[Deleted member 64493]

Introduction
do you get bullied like a handicapped nigger at school every day?? Worry no longer because I'm here to teach you.
note: this is not a training routine, but a quick solution for untrained vs untrained.



With the new wave of 12-14 year old incels on this forum I have decided to take matters Into my own hands to prevent these poor fagcels from getting bullied they're entire lives.


Pt.1 - Light weight.


The whole reason weight classes exist in fighting sports is the unfairness these two opposite poles have, skinny fags and fat fucks.
Those with a lighter build have an advantage to speed, and agility, your best bet as a skinny fag would be to stay light on your feet and do everything you can to not get grabbed (If your opponent is heavier). From then you can throw some basic kickboxing, low kicks would be the best bet in order to not risk your balance and stability. Forget everything about wrestling, jiujitsu or grappling, if you're 40kg you're dead. So stick to kickboxing.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Pt.2 Heavier weight


Now for all the fatties, focus on using your weight as a weapon, it's the only thing you have. So grappling and wrestling would be a good tactic against skinnier guys, use your horrendous mass to get your opponent to the ground, and from there the possibilities for taking him out are endless.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

This was awful lol

 

[Deleted member 41371]

This was awful lol

 

[Deleted member 45794]

JFL to the 14 year olds who now think they can fight because they learnt in on .org

 

[Deleted member 64493]

This is a shit guide

BJJ and wrestling + any good striking martial art, either Muay Thai or kickboxing is good

Boxing is extremely useless in a street fight

lol @ mma tards saying boxing is useless

 

[coispet]

lol @ mma tards saying boxing is useless

It’s useless

 

[Deleted member 64493]

It’s useless

Then why is there endless footage of people with clear training winning street fights?
I'd even argue this video is unique in that no other mainstream art would pull this off reliably.

 

[iam good boy]

Introduction
do you get bullied like a handicapped nigger at school every day?? Worry no longer because I'm here to teach you.
note: this is not a training routine, but a quick solution for untrained vs untrained.



With the new wave of 12-14 year old incels on this forum I have decided to take matters Into my own hands to prevent these poor fagcels from getting bullied they're entire lives.


Pt.1 - Light weight.


The whole reason weight classes exist in fighting sports is the unfairness these two opposite poles have, skinny fags and fat fucks.
Those with a lighter build have an advantage to speed, and agility, your best bet as a skinny fag would be to stay light on your feet and do everything you can to not get grabbed (If your opponent is heavier). From then you can throw some basic kickboxing, low kicks would be the best bet in order to not risk your balance and stability. Forget everything about wrestling, jiujitsu or grappling, if you're 40kg you're dead. So stick to kickboxing.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Pt.2 Heavier weight


Now for all the fatties, focus on using your weight as a weapon, it's the only thing you have. So grappling and wrestling would be a good tactic against skinnier guys, use your horrendous mass to get your opponent to the ground, and from there the possibilities for taking him out are endless.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Guns exist

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Guns exist

Not everywhere

 

[iam good boy]

Not everywhere

Even an Indian can get ak 67,and powerful handguns at local poopkistan traders but the quality of the gun materials is shit low sometimes jam occur and squib reload occur and hand explodes the shit out

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Even an Indian can get ak 67,and powerful handguns at local poopkistan traders but the quality of the gun materials is shit low sometimes jam occur and squib reload occur and hand explodes the shit out

You know a lot about India don't you

 

[iam good boy]

You know a lot about India don't you

I know beyond that

 

[tigrxs]

just kick their knee as hard as you can, it will fuck them up badly, they will forever walk with a limp after it

 

[asdvek]

Listen, seriously, I've done fighting for years semi professionally and could've went professional if I wanted to, but you can't fucking learn how to fight online JFL

 

[asdvek]

just kick their knee as hard as you can, it will fuck them up badly, they will forever walk with a limp after it

Well thats a bitch move only do it to mfs that you actually hate, dont do it to friends as a joke or something because it will fuck their knees up in the long term it will hurt like fucking hell when they're older and they will live with that pain wont be able to walk like they used to, there's a reason why kicking the knee is banned in MMA

 

[tigrxs]

Well thats a bitch move only do it to mfs that you actually hate, dont do it to friends as a joke or something because it will fuck their knees up in the long term it will hurt like fucking hell when they're older and they will live with that pain wont be able to walk like they used to, there's a reason why kicking the knee is banned in MMA

obviously dont kick your friends knee, most people would probably know not to

 

[Codeinlover]

Not a word

Not a single soul

 

[asdvek]

obviously dont kick your friends knee, most people would probably know not to

yeah people joke around and shit
kicking knee is no joke it destroys the knee
it will cause a lot of problems in the future

 

[Deleted member 41371]

Listen, seriously, I've done fighting for years semi professionally and could've went professional if I wanted to, but you can't fucking learn how to fight online JFL

I've done Muay Thai for 2 years and now I'm doing mma for 1, and Ive had 5 unprofessional fights, this in my opinion is the best way to fight someone untrained

 

[aerooooo]

Introduction
do you get bullied like a handicapped nigger at school every day?? Worry no longer because I'm here to teach you.
note: this is not a training routine, but a quick solution for untrained vs untrained.



With the new wave of 12-14 year old incels on this forum I have decided to take matters Into my own hands to prevent these poor fagcels from getting bullied they're entire lives.


Pt.1 - Light weight.


The whole reason weight classes exist in fighting sports is the unfairness these two opposite poles have, skinny fags and fat fucks.
Those with a lighter build have an advantage to speed, and agility, your best bet as a skinny fag would be to stay light on your feet and do everything you can to not get grabbed (If your opponent is heavier). From then you can throw some basic kickboxing, low kicks would be the best bet in order to not risk your balance and stability. Forget everything about wrestling, jiujitsu or grappling, if you're 40kg you're dead. So stick to kickboxing.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

Pt.2 Heavier weight


Now for all the fatties, focus on using your weight as a weapon, it's the only thing you have. So grappling and wrestling would be a good tactic against skinnier guys, use your horrendous mass to get your opponent to the ground, and from there the possibilities for taking him out are endless.
EXAMPLE

Reddit - The heart of the internet

www.reddit.com

just hit in the balls

 

[Deleted member 41371]

just hit in the balls

Bitch move

 

[tigrxs]

yeah people joke around and shit
kicking knee is no joke it destroys the knee
it will cause a lot of problems in the future

if you have to be told not to hurt your friends, then you probably dont have many friends to hurt

 

[asdvek]

I've done Muay Thai for 2 years and now I'm doing mma for 1, and Ive had 5 unprofessional fights, this in my opinion is the best way to fight someone untrained

nigga your advice is real shit, just strike their balls whether its punch, kick, knee or anything. no need to overcomplicate, "muh you gotta do this hold their arm then twist it by 73 degrees exactly then get behind them and start humping their ass then do this and that and boom you win the fight" like dont overcomplicate it bro either learn how to fight in a real fight gym or just kick their balls

 

[asdvek]

if you have to be told not to hurt your friends, then you probably dont have many friends to hurt

No actually even softly kicking the knee will do lots, ofc nobody is gonna kick their friend with full force right

 

[Deleted member 41371]

nigga your advice is real shit, just strike their balls whether its punch, kick, knee or anything. no need to overcomplicate, "muh you gotta do this hold their arm then twist it by 73 degrees exactly then get behind them and start humping their ass then do this and that and boom you win the fight" like dont overcomplicate it bro either learn how to fight in a real fight gym or just kick their balls

Nothing overcomplicated here, you're thinking too hard

 

[tigrxs]

No actually even softly kicking the knee will do lots, ofc nobody is gonna kick their friend with full force right

you'd be surprised how many people are stupid enough to do it

 

[asdvek]

you'd be surprised how many people are stupid enough to do it

kicking knee wont hurt that much in that moment or that year, that decade, but in their 40s, 50s, 60s, theyre fucked

 

[tigrxs]

kicking knee wont hurt that much in that moment or that year, that decade, but in their 40s, 50s, 60s, theyre fucked

rampage Jackson said he still walks with a limp because Jon jones kicked his knee

 

[asdvek]

I remember a fighter saying he still walks with a limp because Jon jones kicked his knee

yeah jon jones is a dirty bitch he fights dirty