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Do you wanna be a jobless Chad for the rest of your human life? Do you never wanna work meaningful amounts of time and go out and slay Ltbs and never work and never struggle? Well this guide is for you I will lay out 2 different plans you can follow so you can realistically never work and live a amazing life
Plan 1
Disabilty
Do you have parents? That love you well this guide is for you purposely get disabled
Now what disability do we select to empathy max while we can still have the freedoms of normal life We are going to do a mental disorder now why? Because you will not be physically disabled and unlike phyiscal ones they cannot be disproven Schizophrenia is perfect because most of you are teenagers and you are going to want to exhibit Schizophrenic traits now what are those? Your going to act slightly crazy dont play it up and go feral or anything but start talking about how you are suspecting your mom of watching you and pull back from family and friends start talking about people you sometimes see and talk too and tell people that you see shadows walk and other things
Step 2
Exhbit said sympotons for about 6 months
Your going to start saying you see shadows and act increasing paranoid and overall crazy but once again take it slow whenever you eventually go to a doctor you want to make sure you follow every single one of there checks and eventually you will get diagnosed with it
Step 3 Payday
Ok now its time to become paid from this but how?
1 Family skip this if your family hates your guts but your family will likely feel sorrow for you since youve essentailly gone mad and will likely help you out fincially Option 2 Goverment assicantance will make sure your not homeless and out on the streets and medically taken care of if you meet a few factors
Medical Documentation (Criteria A): Evidence of symptoms like hallucinations, delusions, disorganized thinking, or grossly disorganized behavior. [1]
Functional Limits (Criteria B): Extreme limitation in one—or marked limitation in two—areas of mental functioning, such as interacting with others, concentrating, or managing oneself
Persistent History (Criteria C): A medically documented history of the disorder lasting at least two years, with ongoing medical treatment and marginal adjustment to environmental changes
Plan 2
Im too lazy to write this right now ill write it if this thread gets some action
Plan 1
Disabilty
Do you have parents? That love you well this guide is for you purposely get disabled
Now what disability do we select to empathy max while we can still have the freedoms of normal life We are going to do a mental disorder now why? Because you will not be physically disabled and unlike phyiscal ones they cannot be disproven Schizophrenia is perfect because most of you are teenagers and you are going to want to exhibit Schizophrenic traits now what are those? Your going to act slightly crazy dont play it up and go feral or anything but start talking about how you are suspecting your mom of watching you and pull back from family and friends start talking about people you sometimes see and talk too and tell people that you see shadows walk and other things
Step 2
Exhbit said sympotons for about 6 months
Your going to start saying you see shadows and act increasing paranoid and overall crazy but once again take it slow whenever you eventually go to a doctor you want to make sure you follow every single one of there checks and eventually you will get diagnosed with it
Step 3 Payday
Ok now its time to become paid from this but how?
1 Family skip this if your family hates your guts but your family will likely feel sorrow for you since youve essentailly gone mad and will likely help you out fincially Option 2 Goverment assicantance will make sure your not homeless and out on the streets and medically taken care of if you meet a few factors
Medical Documentation (Criteria A): Evidence of symptoms like hallucinations, delusions, disorganized thinking, or grossly disorganized behavior. [1]
Functional Limits (Criteria B): Extreme limitation in one—or marked limitation in two—areas of mental functioning, such as interacting with others, concentrating, or managing oneself
Persistent History (Criteria C): A medically documented history of the disorder lasting at least two years, with ongoing medical treatment and marginal adjustment to environmental changes
Plan 2
Im too lazy to write this right now ill write it if this thread gets some action
