Truejoey
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WHY YOU SHOULD FUND MY ASCENSION
I have come to an important realization.
You can’t ascend being broke.
You need MONEY.
I have spent enough time researching further looksmaxxing methods to understand that the path to ascension is not free. Hair, skincare, gym, clothes, nutrition, dental work, surgery and all the other expenses add up FAST.
And unfortunately, I am currently experiencing a severe case of being broke.
I'm 16 years old, and despite that, I've already made a lot of progress in a relatively short amount of time.
6 MONTH PROGRESS
Before:
After:
Six months ago I looked completely different. I've already made noticeable improvements in a short period of time, and I'm nowhere near finished.
This is where YOU come in.
Think of donating to my ascension as an investment in human potential.
Every dollar brings me one step closer to becoming the final form.
$5 = basic maintenance
$10 = skincare
$20 = haircare
$100 = wardrobe upgrade
$500 = serious help
$1,000 = portion of surgery
I am not asking for charity.
I am asking for venture capital.
You invest now while I'm still in the development stage, and one day you can tell people:
«“Yeah, I funded that guy before the ascension.”»
Don't let my potential remain trapped behind a lack of funding.
SEND THE ASCENSION FUND.
The mission is simple:
HGH → roids → more filler → PDO threads → surgery at 18 → CHAD
Obviously, the ascension doesn't happen overnight. I've already made a lot of progress in only six months, and with enough funding, time, and dedication, the final form will eventually be achieved.
History remembers the people who believed early.
Be one of them.
Cashapp: dudemanmanman2
I have come to an important realization.
You can’t ascend being broke.
You need MONEY.
I have spent enough time researching further looksmaxxing methods to understand that the path to ascension is not free. Hair, skincare, gym, clothes, nutrition, dental work, surgery and all the other expenses add up FAST.
And unfortunately, I am currently experiencing a severe case of being broke.
I'm 16 years old, and despite that, I've already made a lot of progress in a relatively short amount of time.
6 MONTH PROGRESS
Before:
After:
Six months ago I looked completely different. I've already made noticeable improvements in a short period of time, and I'm nowhere near finished.
This is where YOU come in.
Think of donating to my ascension as an investment in human potential.
Every dollar brings me one step closer to becoming the final form.
$5 = basic maintenance
$10 = skincare
$20 = haircare
$100 = wardrobe upgrade
$500 = serious help
$1,000 = portion of surgery
I am not asking for charity.
I am asking for venture capital.
You invest now while I'm still in the development stage, and one day you can tell people:
«“Yeah, I funded that guy before the ascension.”»
Don't let my potential remain trapped behind a lack of funding.
SEND THE ASCENSION FUND.
The mission is simple:
HGH → roids → more filler → PDO threads → surgery at 18 → CHAD
Obviously, the ascension doesn't happen overnight. I've already made a lot of progress in only six months, and with enough funding, time, and dedication, the final form will eventually be achieved.
History remembers the people who believed early.
Be one of them.
Cashapp: dudemanmanman2
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