Funny sterotype about senior level white guys in tech

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99% of white guys in tech grind a few years as ICs then bail to management.
Or just retire early on stock grants.

Upper management is mostly Jewish, White, or Indians. Asians usually rare because of bamboo ceiling and for senior technical roles it's usually Indians and Asians.

The rare whitecels who stick around in pure technical roles. They fall into two archetypes.


They are either like Linus Torvalds types. Permanent dark polo, quarter zip or T shirt, slightly overweight, oofy doofy at first glance but don't get it twisted. These niggas have mental issues. They are like nuclear reactor make a single mistake and they turn red and verbally rape you in a code review.

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They are like John McAfee. Tattoos, shows up looking hungover or like he just rolled out of his bed. Zero corporate polish wild and extreme takes on evrything, write insane but brilliant code then disappear suddenly for a few days but still ships somehow before deadline

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John Mcafee type is what im trying to achieve tbf

Why would i wanna be brilliant at code if i look like chud
 
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99% of white guys in tech grind a few years as ICs then bail to management.
Or just retire early on stock grants.

Upper management is mostly Jewish, White, or Indians. Asians usually rare because of bamboo ceiling and for senior technical roles it's usually Indians and Asians.

The rare whitecels who stick around in pure technical roles. They fall into two archetypes.


They are either like Linus Torvalds types. Permanent dark polo, quarter zip or T shirt, slightly overweight, oofy doofy at first glance but don't get it twisted. These niggas have mental issues. They are like nuclear reactor make a single mistake and they turn red and verbally rape you in a code review.

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Or

They are like John McAfee. Tattoos, shows up looking hungover or like he just rolled out of his bed. Zero corporate polish wild and extreme takes on evrything, write insane but brilliant code then disappear suddenly for a few days but still ships somehow before deadline

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99% of white guys in tech grind a few years as ICs then bail to management.
Or just retire early on stock grants.

Upper management is mostly Jewish, White, or Indians. Asians usually rare because of bamboo ceiling and for senior technical roles it's usually Indians and Asians.

The rare whitecels who stick around in pure technical roles. They fall into two archetypes.


They are either like Linus Torvalds types. Permanent dark polo, quarter zip or T shirt, slightly overweight, oofy doofy at first glance but don't get it twisted. These niggas have mental issues. They are like nuclear reactor make a single mistake and they turn red and verbally rape you in a code review.

View attachment 4790840


Or

They are like John McAfee. Tattoos, shows up looking hungover or like he just rolled out of his bed. Zero corporate polish wild and extreme takes on evrything, write insane but brilliant code then disappear suddenly for a few days but still ships somehow before deadline

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2nd type are first type who got tired of that shit
 
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99% of white guys in tech grind a few years as ICs then bail to management.
Or just retire early on stock grants.

Upper management is mostly Jewish, White, or Indians. Asians usually rare because of bamboo ceiling and for senior technical roles it's usually Indians and Asians.

The rare whitecels who stick around in pure technical roles. They fall into two archetypes.


They are either like Linus Torvalds types. Permanent dark polo, quarter zip or T shirt, slightly overweight, oofy doofy at first glance but don't get it twisted. These niggas have mental issues. They are like nuclear reactor make a single mistake and they turn red and verbally rape you in a code review.

View attachment 4790840


Or

They are like John McAfee. Tattoos, shows up looking hungover or like he just rolled out of his bed. Zero corporate polish wild and extreme takes on evrything, write insane but brilliant code then disappear suddenly for a few days but still ships somehow before deadline

View attachment 4790843
Surprise Asians don't be here @PEENO08
 
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They are either like Linus Torvalds types. Permanent dark polo, quarter zip or T shirt, slightly overweight, oofy doofy at first glance but don't get it twisted. These niggas have mental issues. They are like nuclear reactor make a single mistake and they turn red and verbally rape you in a code review.
sounds like my uncle, hes some senior engineer wigga and genueninly crashes out over anything and just wears hugo boss
 
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Looking forward to be a McAfee tbh
 

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