Gave a fat freak a cortisol spike

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I play cricket sometimes, anyway I was playing today and the pitch is quite wet (uk weather) I bowled a bad ball and some fat freak hit it and got caught out

He started screaming about how “shit my bowling was” jfl at the freak

At the end when we shake hands I’m gonna whisper “bitch” or something like that to cause another

 

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cricket is so boring

i remember playing against a private school just waiting for the ball to come to me while fielding

 

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cricket is so boring

i remember playing against a private school just waiting for the ball to come to me while fielding

I like it, sometimes it a bit boring but I bat and bowl a lot, canon event is losing against private schools jfl

 

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I like it, sometimes it a bit boring but I bat and bowl a lot, canon event is losing against private schools jfl

Yeah bowling and batting is alright

But fielding is so boring

Never won against a priv school lmao

 

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Yeah bowling and batting is alright

But fielding is so boring

Never won against a priv school lmao

Fielding on the boundary sucks so much