General cel theory

[Deleted member 62012]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

I think you need to go to sleep or post more. This is some funny stuff

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Now after reading this again I understand the humor. This is some genuinely funny stuff man. Pity it wont get engagement.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Bmp

 

[Deleted member 62012]

In our free market there are no people but simulacra of demands and supplies

cels and oids

this is the only pill you need

 

[Deleted member 131140]

In our free market there are no people but simulacra of demands and supplies

cels and oids

this is the only pill you need

You are a true Marxist

 

[Deleted member 62012]

Tagging some cels:

@GabachoCopium @MANLETprettyBOY @Tabula Rasa @moredatesmorerapes

 

[Deleted member 62012]

Tagging some more cels
@Cleetus Cornfield @Rabbi @sigmamogger @Wombles

 

[Deleted member 113294]

Amazing thread. You are one of the greatest theorists of our generation.

 

[sigmamogger]

Tears to my eyes

 

[Deleted member 62012]

What is the religious opinion on this?

Christiancels:
@PrinceLuenLeoncur
@BrendioEEE

Muslimcels:
@SecularIslamist
@Narcissus🥀
@shia.jihadist
@Egyptianmogger

 

[Deleted member 62012]

General cel theory > "Incel ideology"

 

[Deleted member 138585]

Now after reading this again I understand the humor. This is some genuinely funny stuff man. Pity it wont get engagement.

Why do you have that Jewish cuck FDR as your avi

 

[Deleted member 130915]

this is a good post. I’d like to offer you a position at Brown(s) University as a lecturer on Cel Theory

 

[GabachoCopium]

im a cel

 

[White_Bwoi]

Volcel reporting for duty,
funny one Marx

 

[puniteking]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

 

[puniteking]

 

[Deleted member 62012]

im a cel

Volcel reporting for duty,
funny one Marx

Cels of all countries unite!

 

[Deleted member 130748]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

What cel are you?

 

[Deleted member 62012]

What cel are you?

I'm in solidarity with all of the cels so volcel

 

[Deleted member 62012]

China is getting cel-spaghettified​