General cel theory

[Depresso]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

I think you need to go to sleep or post more. This is some funny stuff

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Now after reading this again I understand the humor. This is some genuinely funny stuff man. Pity it wont get engagement.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Bmp

 

[Depresso]

In our free market there are no people but simulacra of demands and supplies

cels and oids

this is the only pill you need

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

In our free market there are no people but simulacra of demands and supplies

cels and oids

this is the only pill you need

You are a true Marxist

 

[Depresso]

Tagging some cels:

@GabachoCopium @MANLETprettyBOY @Tabula Rasa @moredatesmorerapes

 

[Depresso]

Tagging some more cels
@Cleetus Cornfield @Rabbi @sigmamogger @Wombles

 

[Cleetus Cornfield]

Amazing thread. You are one of the greatest theorists of our generation.

 

[sigmamogger]

Tears to my eyes

 

[Depresso]

What is the religious opinion on this?

Christiancels:
@PrinceLuenLeoncur
@BrendioEEE

Muslimcels:
@SecularIslamist
@Narcissus🥀
@shia.jihadist
@Egyptianmogger

 

[Depresso]

General cel theory > "Incel ideology"

 

[Deleted member 138585]

Now after reading this again I understand the humor. This is some genuinely funny stuff man. Pity it wont get engagement.

Why do you have that Jewish cuck FDR as your avi

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

this is a good post. I’d like to offer you a position at Brown(s) University as a lecturer on Cel Theory

 

[GabachoCopium]

im a cel

 

[White_Bwoi]

Volcel reporting for duty,
funny one Marx

 

[puniteking]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

 

[puniteking]

 

[Depresso]

im a cel

Volcel reporting for duty,
funny one Marx

Cels of all countries unite!

 

[Alias!]

All *cels want *oids

Incels → Foids

Volcels → Stacy foids

Femcels → Chad moids

Sugar baby cels → Rich moids

*cels → *oids​

Intersectional cel theory

All people are cels and chase oids and want to know where all of the oids are at.

All people are also oids and want to run away from all of the cels pursuing them.

Oids blue pill the cells while trying to get in on the oids they cel.

Chain cel theory

If all cels chase oids and all oids also cel some oids while escaping their cels then you have long cel chains.

Cel spaghetti mate theory

A society with multiple cel chains and cannot move is in a spaghetti mate and its over.

What cel are you?

 

[Depresso]

What cel are you?

I'm in solidarity with all of the cels so volcel