Genuinely how does one ascend

[bRY62]

Can someone just compile all of the most basic softmaxxes you can do into a small comment. I'm sick of scrolling on tiktok and seeing "top 3 things to do to ascend" then its just the most basic shit everyone already fucking does. What are the best? Easiest? Most expensive?

 

[RecessedCels]

Looksmaxxing is an inside joke . Only surgery will actually do something

 

[bRY62]

Looksmaxxing is an inside joke . Only surgery will actually do something

Seriously

 

[RecessedCels]

Seriously

Yeah mate

 

[bRY62]

Looksmaxxing is an inside joke . Only surgery will actually do something

Nah dog there's gotta be like small lifestyle changes to help you look better. Like skincare etc (idfk) anything bro there has to be something

 

[RecessedCels]

Nah dog there's gotta be like small lifestyle changes to help you look better. Like skincare etc (idfk) anything bro there has to be something

Well those work but they're super obvious and everyone knows them

 

[bRY62]

Well those work but they're super obvious and everyone knows them

well thats what im asking for. im not a complete incel and im tryna learn the ways

 

[incelincel]

well thats what im asking for. im not a complete incel and im tryna learn the ways

listen, you have to use topical ghkcu, it will grow your bones and give you clear skin, make sure the percentage isn’t higher than 1%, or youll die. Also make sure to thumbpull and do masai jumps daily to become a 6’5 terraslayer

 

[vinceqmaxin]

Looksmaxxing is an inside joke . Only surgery will actually do something

Peptides and injections are not surgery btw and if you take them at like 17-18 they actually work don't you know pneumo he sofmaxed for year and then hardmaxed with needles

 

[TrueGuerilla]

listen, you have to use topical ghkcu, it will grow your bones and give you clear skin, make sure the percentage isn’t higher than 1%, or youll die. Also make sure to thumbpull and do masai jumps daily to become a 6’5 terraslayer

You're funny bro i likes ya

 

[TrueGuerilla]

Anyways pinning does ascend. It just depends on the age. I'm saying the obvious shit here, but it's just more effective.

 

[TrueGuerilla]

Fuck bro this was my 100th post

 

[Hellstrom]

Newgens, there is no ascension. You either have it or not, if "softmaxxing" ascended you then you didnt even need an ascension in the first place JFL. We are chuds for eternity