German numbers still break my brain to this day

[Thinking_CEL]

Who tf had the brilliant idea to say the last number first and then the first number

Jfl sometimes someone is telling me numbers to write down and I still get confused

Cause it’s like if u have 25 in 99% of countries u say twenty-five

In Germany five-twenty

@StraightHeadJames @Volksstaffel this shit real confusing tbh

 

[uksucks]

Tf are you talking about

 

[Tusseleif]

You should see Danish numbers

 

[Volksstaffel]

Who tf had the brilliant idea to say the last number first and then the first number

Jfl sometimes someone is telling me numbers to write down and I still get confused

Cause it’s like if u have 25 in 99% of countries u say twenty-five

In Germany five-twenty

@StraightHeadJames @Volksstaffel this shit real confusing tbh

Only confusing for those without German high IQ

It's like a natural defence against foreigners

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Tf are you talking about

The numbers faggot the way u say them

They are pretty easy to learn but it’s confusing since when speaking u always expect to say the first thing ur gonna write not the second

So when someone says to me two-thirty or zweiunddreißig in German especially if In a long list of numbers it fucks with my order of writing

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Only confusing for those without German high IQ

It's like a natural defence against foreigners

Yeah tbh I fuck up a lot with it and I notice right away but sometimes I have to erase some shit since I always expect to write the first thing someone says first not after they say the second number shits so confusing innit

 

[Dathomirian Zabrak]

German is worst language ever

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Who tf had the brilliant idea to say the last number first and then the first number

Jfl sometimes someone is telling me numbers to write down and I still get confused

Cause it’s like if u have 25 in 99% of countries u say twenty-five

In Germany five-twenty

@StraightHeadJames @Volksstaffel this shit real confusing tbh

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Only confusing for those without German high IQ

It's like a natural defence against foreigners

Another thing that’s confusing but u get used to it is how Germans hate the (space) button

You just say shit like Autoparkplatz all together making all together like it’s one weird ass word

Jfl meanwhile niggas think German has long words they aren’t even long niggas just glue them together

 

[Thinking_CEL]

U sound like this UKRANIAN refugee girl I had a crush on

 

[St.TikTokcel]

U sound like this UKRANIAN refugee girl I had a crush on

Klinefelter's. ober

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Klinefelter's. ober

The accent nigga

 

[St.TikTokcel]

The accent nigga

Yet to know an ukrop that knew more than 2 words of english tbh

 

[bimaxmaxxer]

Weil wir's können!

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Weil wir's können!

 

[bimaxmaxxer]

5g für 200? Das ist ja desperate bro. Du kannst locker über 10g für unter knapp 150 bekommen. Das sind eigentlich die Standartpreise wenn du kein Alman bist der sich abzocken lässt.

 

[sub5outsider]

arent the french like that too

 

[Thinking_CEL]

arent the french like that too

Idk how French number are but I heard they are some weird math shit that’s probably even more confusing

 

[Hernan]

arent the french like that too

no, dutch is.

 

[Thinking_CEL]

no, dutch is.

Tbh I saw some Dutch ppl in the train and they are understandable

It’s like how Spanish is to someone who speaks Portuguese u can’t speak it but the words are similar so it’s understandable

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Yet to know an ukrop that knew more than 2 words of english tbh

The German I mean they don’t speak English

 

[St.TikTokcel]

The German I mean they don’t speak English

Weird. All of them are ruskimaxxed here. Pogovorit paruski pazalsta.

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Bro i swear man I've been in this country for 7 years i speak the language everyday And i still have to think about it sometimes