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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
 

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brutal no-replypill 😭
 
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U LOOK CUTE BUT MAYBE BE HUMBLE BHAI
 
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You look good but you kinda have that unusual, alien look

Idk if that is good or bad
 
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ur staring too much bhai
 
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Did he finally debloat
 
Is it the eye color or my bear perfect skin?
I would say cheekbones and nose, and whaterever youre doing with mouth, doesnt help either

Only in 4. Picture your mouth look normal


How did you get that skin btw? Tret?
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
Be humble bro, or u might get humiliated some day. And you aren’t 6% bf, you’re like 11-12% jfl
 
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Be humble bro, or u might get humiliated some day. And you aren’t 6% bf, you’re like 11-12% jfl
I'm below 10. Let's be real.
 

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keeping coping u mtn:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
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Genuine question, since you ascended have you spoke to a girl?
Kissed?
Fucked?
Been approached?
 
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Alright 11 is tops imo. I was holding some water in these pics. But fully. Dried out I literally look sub10
You’re 11-12%. Bro me telling u this isnt me insulting you. Im trying to help you out that theres still a long way ahead
 
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Genuine question, since you ascended have you spoke to a girl?
Kissed?
Fucked?
Been approached?
1. Yes lots of times. 2 and 3 no cuz my nose hasn't healed fully I dint wanna damage it while kissing and shit. And 4 yes approached but not in a way she asks my number. Just normal convo or asking something in general. Women are mostly pretty nervous around me. Especially when they see my beautiful pumped arms. They become extra nervous.
 
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Genuine question, since you ascended have you spoke to a girl?
Kissed?
Fucked?
Been approached?
IRL I do stand out easily. Cuz I already have tretmaxxed skin texture when I put some bb cream it becomes Ken doll like. I defo stand out from other normies.
 
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Htb
 
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Genuine question, since you ascended have you spoke to a girl?
Kissed?
Fucked?
Been approached?
I am also hacked. I mean how many people do U see hwk are jacked in daily life. I don't see many. Sometimes at the beach I see 2 or 3 guys who are pretty jacked but REst is either overweight or damn skinny
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
This nigga doesn't even use his green contacts to get women he puts them in to post on org 💀
 
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u look good nigga but just stop posing like some lvl 80 autism fag
 
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How tall r u handsome fag?
But I love in Netherlands so it might be over without my contacts. Cuz I fraud avg height here. While ideal here is 6ft2
 
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IRL I do stand out easily. Cuz I already have tretmaxxed skin texture when I put some bb cream it becomes Ken doll like. I defo stand out from other normies.
Imagine if you had this tier leanness
1722875874167
 
How tall r u handsome fag?
I am using some methods to grow few inches taller in my 20s. It's most likely cope. But I'm gonna try it out. I'll run 4 cycles of Mk677. Intermittent fast. Eat high protein, so eggs meat and cheese for calcium and fish for vitamin D. I also supplement lots of vitamin D. Sprinting is also important but I am too lazy. Sleep is most important I try to sleep out.
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
Where is the girl?
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
If Arab girl see u using make up and contact. Its over.
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
when is your ass gonna stop jotting your chin, looks autistic af
 
the average person next to you is a sub5
 
Yahhh. A god has ascended. A god is born. It's funky. The cutest flamingo on earth. He will reach 6bf soon enough and slay all the stacies in Middle Earth. One by one. Slow but steady.
Lmao ur pig nose really makes u hard to look at idk why u haven’t fixed ut
 
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LOL "ascended"
 

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