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Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidential. The persons and events in this thread are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
In this thread I'm gonna cover my first 2 STRONGEST experiences with alcohol as a ND short Colombian.
Last friday I got fucking drunk as hell because I finally had a reason to celebrate. I fucking approved the hardest subject of my entire career, and I was chilling with the friends of a friend (Great mistake).
I'm not gonna lie bro, I have 0 inhibition. But mix being low inhib with NON DIAGNOSED AUTISM, beer, schnapps and weed and you're gonna get a "GET BLACKBALLED FROM SOCIAL GROUPS BOMB"...
How the fuck did I think it was a good idea to fucking drink and smoke recreational drugs at the same time that I'm hanging out with +6 neurotypical people that I don't even know... The thing is that, this group of people that I'm talking about were friends from a friend that I met last semester.
According to normal people: Some of the individuals in the group are "Alternate".
(In Colombia, the "alternative" persona is a sociocultural label defining those who reject the mainstream, constructing their identity through independent music, vintage fashion, progressive ideas, and a strong desire for authenticity in contrast to the traditional.)
Mmmmmhhhhh...
I think I already posted a thread about tall cuckolds... Yep, I just checked my account to confirm this info (I am the terror of TALL Cuckolds.)
How motherfucking drunk I was nigga? Holy low inhib
Should've streamed that shit... Because what comes after that friday is somewhat worse (But I had fun that day).
Since I am GIGAAUTISTIC, I perceive the world in a EXPONENTIALLY DIFFERENT WAY compared to NT ppl and even other NDs with weaker spectrums.
Fuck man. Last Wednesday after that friday I comitted the Worst MISTAKE of my life?
The moment I fucking thought that I already dominated social skills I realized that I don't fucking know shit about social settings and social dynamics IRL.
I hanged out with the same friend that invited men last friday, but I did something that I didn't expect about myself...
Mf was with another group of NT friends, and when we went to another bar to keep drinking, I started flirting with this tall girl that was giving me IOIs before entering the bar. (This wasn't the mistake), the mistake in my opinion is that because she was a little drunk, I thought that she was flirting with me (When she was being kind I guess? I'm not even sure)... AND just because of that motherfucking interaction I thought that it was a good idea to start flirting with her...
This situation is F*CKED! I started flirting with her infront of the guy who was trying to make something happen with her (They've known for 2 weeks) and apparently EVERYONE FUCKING NOTICED?! Bro, this neurotypical people were fucking drunk as FUCK and they still NOTICE THIS SHIT AND REMEMBER IT?!
On god, I don't fucking know how normal people operate in social settings, I fucking swear that I got her instagram in a very subtle way since I just gave her my phone with the lowest possible brightness and somehow people notice when I'm getting her Instagram. Mum's life this shit isn't fair, mind you that when I was doing all of this I just drank a cup of beer. (Imagine what could happen if I drank more than that). Shit bro, I mean the bartender from that place was trynna make them kiss each other but the girl didn't want to kiss that motherfucker. So my thought process was:
- If she doesn't want to kiss him, then I can flirt with her, right?
FUCKING WRONG MY GUY!, LOGICAL THINKING DOESN'T FUCKING WORK NOR APPLY IN SOCIAL SCENARIOS FOR SOME REASON!
This people is going to eat you alive for real, I thought that by lowering my inhibition I would operate in the exact same way as a NEUROTYPICAL person does. But man, autism had to fucking nerf me from being the biggest Colombian Slayer ever and after all this niggas went to the bathroom/went to another table somewhere in the bar, I decided to leave since I couldn't do shit with that girl.
Never felt more of a Chud in my life, I had a perfect 3:0 Win/Loss Ratio of flirting with girls with boyfriends until that interaction.
Didn't go to uni the day after because of how fucking BRUTAL that interaction was...
Today, friday again, I was hanging out with my friends from my same career, and phsycologist and some mathematicians. Again drinking alcohol but no weed.
Nigga, we had to sit for like some good 1-2 hours to VOD Review the whole interaction from Wednesday. I literally made the guy that invited me lose some status because of my failed interaction... Never felt more guilty of something because that nigga is a social machine and I made him lose status just for being NeuroDivergent.
All my friends including the pshycologist were trying to convince me to stop trying to flirt with girls that have boyfriends, and the best advice they gave me was that if I'm going to keep doing it, I should flirt with the girl 1 on 1 to avoid tension in social groups (Finally learning real shit on social dynamics). The guy I made lose status told me that they noticed EVERYTHING in that fucking interaction I just narrated. That's truly mind boggling, I thought drunk people didn't notice that or were able to remember shit but now I discovered that they CAN.
Brutal TRAUMAPILL, shit was so fucked up that they made me remember all the fucking trauma I went through in highschool and made me remember how dogshit regular people is to NeuroDivergents on the daily basis.
To finish this thread, the pshycologist nigga told me that I can't do any of those behaviors (Yet) because I'm not as famous or rich as Clavicular (And I'm 5'5 but my psychologist friend is shorter than me and a TRUE SLAYER), neurodivergence nerfs me so hard. What's the fucking point on being the most confident motherfucker if my social ceiling is going to be capped by my brain's neurochemistry?
I hate how normal people have a negative perception of gamers here in Colombia, (I don't know if it's the same in the rest of the world), can literally be a 99th percentile Fortnite Player or Geometry Dash player and people do not care because it "Doesn't compare" to being a 99th percentile athlete... IT'S THE SAME SHIT NIGGA I'M BETTER THAN YALL AT USING MY FUCKING BRAIN INSTEAD OF MY BODY. I'm gymcelled, framemaxxed and looksmaxxed and shit isn't even enough to be perceived as a good social peer?
Fuck this shit nigga. I'm gonna work on a single project of a girl with a boyfriend that is one of the only girls that let me flirt with her in peace 1-1 like my friends adviced me.
Conclusion of the thread: If you're short with a godly face but you're an autist and act as a famous rich guy in bars (Trying to steal girls from other people), society is gonna call you out, if I wasn't so fucking short, I had $600k+ USD liquid and 1M Instagram Followers, OH and if I was Neurotypical, nobody would fucking call me out when trying to steal bitches from other men. The only good thing from this whole thread is that I finally learned shit from real scenarios and real social settings and my friends care about me.
Society is gonna call you out when they think shit is wrong, but if you can OUTSHINE them so hard by being in the literal 99th percentile of humanity they aren't going to say shit
Live, laugh, mog. SLAY.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidential. The persons and events in this thread are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
In this thread I'm gonna cover my first 2 STRONGEST experiences with alcohol as a ND short Colombian.
Last friday I got fucking drunk as hell because I finally had a reason to celebrate. I fucking approved the hardest subject of my entire career, and I was chilling with the friends of a friend (Great mistake).
I'm not gonna lie bro, I have 0 inhibition. But mix being low inhib with NON DIAGNOSED AUTISM, beer, schnapps and weed and you're gonna get a "GET BLACKBALLED FROM SOCIAL GROUPS BOMB"...
How the fuck did I think it was a good idea to fucking drink and smoke recreational drugs at the same time that I'm hanging out with +6 neurotypical people that I don't even know... The thing is that, this group of people that I'm talking about were friends from a friend that I met last semester.
According to normal people: Some of the individuals in the group are "Alternate".
(In Colombia, the "alternative" persona is a sociocultural label defining those who reject the mainstream, constructing their identity through independent music, vintage fashion, progressive ideas, and a strong desire for authenticity in contrast to the traditional.)
Mmmmmhhhhh...
I think I already posted a thread about tall cuckolds... Yep, I just checked my account to confirm this info (I am the terror of TALL Cuckolds.)
How motherfucking drunk I was nigga? Holy low inhib
Should've streamed that shit... Because what comes after that friday is somewhat worse (But I had fun that day).Since I am GIGAAUTISTIC, I perceive the world in a EXPONENTIALLY DIFFERENT WAY compared to NT ppl and even other NDs with weaker spectrums.
Fuck man. Last Wednesday after that friday I comitted the Worst MISTAKE of my life?
The moment I fucking thought that I already dominated social skills I realized that I don't fucking know shit about social settings and social dynamics IRL.
I hanged out with the same friend that invited men last friday, but I did something that I didn't expect about myself...
Mf was with another group of NT friends, and when we went to another bar to keep drinking, I started flirting with this tall girl that was giving me IOIs before entering the bar. (This wasn't the mistake), the mistake in my opinion is that because she was a little drunk, I thought that she was flirting with me (When she was being kind I guess? I'm not even sure)... AND just because of that motherfucking interaction I thought that it was a good idea to start flirting with her...
This situation is F*CKED! I started flirting with her infront of the guy who was trying to make something happen with her (They've known for 2 weeks) and apparently EVERYONE FUCKING NOTICED?! Bro, this neurotypical people were fucking drunk as FUCK and they still NOTICE THIS SHIT AND REMEMBER IT?!
On god, I don't fucking know how normal people operate in social settings, I fucking swear that I got her instagram in a very subtle way since I just gave her my phone with the lowest possible brightness and somehow people notice when I'm getting her Instagram. Mum's life this shit isn't fair, mind you that when I was doing all of this I just drank a cup of beer. (Imagine what could happen if I drank more than that). Shit bro, I mean the bartender from that place was trynna make them kiss each other but the girl didn't want to kiss that motherfucker. So my thought process was:
- If she doesn't want to kiss him, then I can flirt with her, right?
FUCKING WRONG MY GUY!, LOGICAL THINKING DOESN'T FUCKING WORK NOR APPLY IN SOCIAL SCENARIOS FOR SOME REASON!
This people is going to eat you alive for real, I thought that by lowering my inhibition I would operate in the exact same way as a NEUROTYPICAL person does. But man, autism had to fucking nerf me from being the biggest Colombian Slayer ever and after all this niggas went to the bathroom/went to another table somewhere in the bar, I decided to leave since I couldn't do shit with that girl.
Never felt more of a Chud in my life, I had a perfect 3:0 Win/Loss Ratio of flirting with girls with boyfriends until that interaction.
Didn't go to uni the day after because of how fucking BRUTAL that interaction was...
Today, friday again, I was hanging out with my friends from my same career, and phsycologist and some mathematicians. Again drinking alcohol but no weed.
Nigga, we had to sit for like some good 1-2 hours to VOD Review the whole interaction from Wednesday. I literally made the guy that invited me lose some status because of my failed interaction... Never felt more guilty of something because that nigga is a social machine and I made him lose status just for being NeuroDivergent.
All my friends including the pshycologist were trying to convince me to stop trying to flirt with girls that have boyfriends, and the best advice they gave me was that if I'm going to keep doing it, I should flirt with the girl 1 on 1 to avoid tension in social groups (Finally learning real shit on social dynamics). The guy I made lose status told me that they noticed EVERYTHING in that fucking interaction I just narrated. That's truly mind boggling, I thought drunk people didn't notice that or were able to remember shit but now I discovered that they CAN.
Brutal TRAUMAPILL, shit was so fucked up that they made me remember all the fucking trauma I went through in highschool and made me remember how dogshit regular people is to NeuroDivergents on the daily basis.
To finish this thread, the pshycologist nigga told me that I can't do any of those behaviors (Yet) because I'm not as famous or rich as Clavicular (And I'm 5'5 but my psychologist friend is shorter than me and a TRUE SLAYER), neurodivergence nerfs me so hard. What's the fucking point on being the most confident motherfucker if my social ceiling is going to be capped by my brain's neurochemistry?
I hate how normal people have a negative perception of gamers here in Colombia, (I don't know if it's the same in the rest of the world), can literally be a 99th percentile Fortnite Player or Geometry Dash player and people do not care because it "Doesn't compare" to being a 99th percentile athlete... IT'S THE SAME SHIT NIGGA I'M BETTER THAN YALL AT USING MY FUCKING BRAIN INSTEAD OF MY BODY. I'm gymcelled, framemaxxed and looksmaxxed and shit isn't even enough to be perceived as a good social peer?
Fuck this shit nigga. I'm gonna work on a single project of a girl with a boyfriend that is one of the only girls that let me flirt with her in peace 1-1 like my friends adviced me.
Conclusion of the thread: If you're short with a godly face but you're an autist and act as a famous rich guy in bars (Trying to steal girls from other people), society is gonna call you out, if I wasn't so fucking short, I had $600k+ USD liquid and 1M Instagram Followers, OH and if I was Neurotypical, nobody would fucking call me out when trying to steal bitches from other men. The only good thing from this whole thread is that I finally learned shit from real scenarios and real social settings and my friends care about me.
Society is gonna call you out when they think shit is wrong, but if you can OUTSHINE them so hard by being in the literal 99th percentile of humanity they aren't going to say shit
Live, laugh, mog. SLAY.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidential. The persons and events in this thread are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
