0hMan
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Title. Today I was walking outside and I got stopped by some random lady. I heard a voice telling me "HEY" and a tapping on my shoulder, and I thought maybe, just maybe, today would be my lucky day and that some beautiful woman was for some reason asking for my socials. However, this was not the case. I turned around and I saw a middle-aged woman, the age of a young teacher generously, and for some reason she wanted my interest. I took out my headphones, and she tells me that she's with a modeling agency and that I had a "unique look", and she liked the way I was dressed or something. She gives me a card to prove she's not bullshitting, and she asks to take my photo. Albeit confused, I obliged. She makes me fill in my name and my email in her notes app. She also mentions in passing that their company is casting for a movie or some shit, keep that in mind.
I am very confused after this, and my mind begins to wander. "What did she mean by 'unique look'?" "What do the models in the agency look like?" My confusion lasts until I get home, and I am so immersed in my thoughts that I do not even listen to music on my way home, which literally never happens to me unless my phone is dead or something. Anyways, I get home and I look at the modeling website.
IT'S FUCKING BRUTAL.
Literally every single teenage male model either:
It was very brutal, I even felt like crying. My mom noticed I was sad, and I told her what had happened. She thought I was exaggerating, but I pointed out to her that 99% of the male-models were ugly. I tried to get her to admit I was ugly too, but she refused to admit it, and kept making up excuses lol. Fucking brutal man, I'd prefer it if somebody just walked up to me and told me I was a fucking ugly genetic failure.
I am very confused after this, and my mind begins to wander. "What did she mean by 'unique look'?" "What do the models in the agency look like?" My confusion lasts until I get home, and I am so immersed in my thoughts that I do not even listen to music on my way home, which literally never happens to me unless my phone is dead or something. Anyways, I get home and I look at the modeling website.
IT'S FUCKING BRUTAL.
Literally every single teenage male model either:
- Looks deformed, like genuinely deformed. Birth defect sort of shit.
- Looks like a gigamutt, like those images of what people in 2050 will look like.
- Looks simply unattractive.
It was very brutal, I even felt like crying. My mom noticed I was sad, and I told her what had happened. She thought I was exaggerating, but I pointed out to her that 99% of the male-models were ugly. I tried to get her to admit I was ugly too, but she refused to admit it, and kept making up excuses lol. Fucking brutal man, I'd prefer it if somebody just walked up to me and told me I was a fucking ugly genetic failure.
