Getting IOIs from faking high status while walking the city

[MikeMew'sBitch]

I dress like a high class white man and often feign talking on my iphone 12 while walking through the city. Yesterday i was wearing my suede blue chukka boots, slim fit jeans, blue leather belt, tight grey t-shirt and ray ban aviators while pretending to be talking on the phone, apple sign on the phone was clearly visible alerting everyone in the vicinity that i am indeed using an iphone.
I had a fake cig in my mouth which i made by rolling a piece of white printing paper, coloring the filter section with orange (non toxic) crayon and glued it with non toxic glue (dont want to fucking poison myself while smoking fake cig nigga). Its the same cigarette ive been using for a year, i just put in in my mouth and pretend im smoking, i just have to keep distance from people so they dont realize its fake and painted.
Was getting IOIs most of the time from good looking 25+ roasties, gonna keep doing this shit, ill just add a fake gold watch and might even make a realistic lookign cuban cigar nigga

 

[Deleted member 13332]

I dress like a high class white man and often feign talking on my iphone 12 while walking through the city. Yesterday i was wearing my suede blue chukka boots, slim fit jeans, blue leather belt, tight grey t-shirt and ray ban aviators while pretending to be talking on the phone, apple sign on the phone was clearly visible alerting everyone in the vicinity that i am indeed using an iphone.
I had a fake cig in my mouth which i made by rolling a piece of white printing paper, coloring the filter section with orange (non toxic) crayon and glued it with non toxic glue (dont want to fucking poison myself while smoking fake cig nigga). Its the same cigarette ive been using for a year, i just put in in my mouth and pretend im smoking, i just have to keep distance from people so they dont realize its fake and painted.
Was getting IOIs most of the time from good looking 25+ roasties, gonna keep doing this shit, ill just add a fake gold watch and might even make a realistic lookign cuban cigar nigga

fuck i got competition

 

[Looks234]

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Was getting IOIs most of the time from good looking 25+ roasties

stopped reading there

 

[Deleted member 10042]

The problem here is broke people wanna look rich and rich people wanna look broke

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I dress like a high class white man and often feign talking on my iphone 12 while walking through the city. Yesterday i was wearing my suede blue chukka boots, slim fit jeans, blue leather belt, tight grey t-shirt and ray ban aviators while pretending to be talking on the phone, apple sign on the phone was clearly visible alerting everyone in the vicinity that i am indeed using an iphone.
I had a fake cig in my mouth which i made by rolling a piece of white printing paper, coloring the filter section with orange (non toxic) crayon and glued it with non toxic glue (dont want to fucking poison myself while smoking fake cig nigga). Its the same cigarette ive been using for a year, i just put in in my mouth and pretend im smoking, i just have to keep distance from people so they dont realize its fake and painted.
Was getting IOIs most of the time from good looking 25+ roasties, gonna keep doing this shit, ill just add a fake gold watch and might even make a realistic lookign cuban cigar nigga

"But money is cope bro "

 

[Prettyboy]

Imagine doing this as a manlet jfl

Tall guys wearing normal clothing automatically imply to others that they are at least upper middle class, especially around univerity campuses

Tall + north atlantid + button up shirt / suit + chinos = automatic financebro chad halo

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Imagine doing this as a manlet jfl

Tall guys wearing normal clothing automatically imply to others that they are at least upper middle class, especially around univerity campuses

Tall + north atlantid + button up shirt / suit + chinos = automatic financebro chad halo

yeh im getting haloed a bit from my 6'1 height and gymcelled body but my face is shit and im NW2.5

 

[Prettyboy]

yeh im getting haloed a bit from my 6'1 height and gymcelled body but my face is shit and im NW2.5

Shave it off for the senior jewish investment banker halo