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Caging noisily at this paragraph
๕ඞChick3ncu1ry
Gymceling everyday
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I was at my gf’s place playing fortnite next to her.
She got a Snapchat notification from one of her friends (who hates me cus i told her that her ex would rather watch porn and pay for cam girls instead of fucking her).
IT WAS A SCREENSHOT OF ME ON BUMBLE.
LMAO.
YOU SHOULDVE SEEN HER REACTION.
She opened her mouth in shock and said “what?”, with tears in her eyes.
I came over to her, to see what was up. That’s when i saw my face on Bumble lmao.
My girlfriend was crying and shouting at me, calling me a cheater.
SO I HAD TO EXPLAIN LOL.
I TOLD HER THAT SOMEONE FROM AN INCEL FORUM WAS DOING A TINDER EXPERIMENT WITH MY PICS.
She didn’t believe me of course and kept crying.
I then had to show her @Zetoch ’s thread:
PNEUMO IS CHAD CONFIRMED, BUMBLE RESULTS
It is this easy when you mog 99.5% of men even with trash phots for a LTB hookup. HTB and plenty of MTB matches that don't ghost, but one HTB unmatched after I asked for footjob and head then I got account warning. followup on this thread...looksmax.org
And explained it was simply coincidental that Zetoch lived quite near us.
Anyway, I got lectured by her for 2 hours.
She kept saying that something would always “pop up” and that i was riddled with red flags.
She reminded me of the time she caught me cheating on her and told me she had permanent trust issues already.
She kept repeating that she’s been embarrassed in front of her friends again lol.
She proceeded to call me a narcissist and self-obsessed and shit like that, because i post myself to dudes on a forum. (She has a point tbf).
So yeah after 2 hours she apologised for getting upset, so we ordered domino’s and we fucked.
She’s on her period atm so i get to cum inside her!!!
(she’s not on birth control).
I also chatted with my boy @Zetoch and we’ve agreed to meet up and go clubbing together.
This is gonna be fun!!!
SO YEAH THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL LMAO. IMAGINE LOSING YOUR GF BECAUSE OF A TINDER EXPERIMENT LOL.
I wouldn’t have really cared tbh, i was tryna hold in my laughter the whole time. The situation was fucking hilarious
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Zoomer Chad confirmed
ShowerMaxxing
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This nigga fucked other girls, goes clubbing and had muh tinder experiment. But I got broke up with because of flirty texts wtf lmak
MoggerGaston
Nobody mogs like Gaston
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The stacylite broke up with me because I voted for a political party she didn't like.
The german alt HTB broke up with me because I didn't get vaccinated for covid.
Only chads can get away with any 'flaws/mistakes'. Guys like us, for us it's over the moment there is one small issue.
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MoggerGaston
Nobody mogs like Gaston
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i still cant believe it honestly.
I had just met the stacylite's entire family and they liked me a lot, went well. She was telling me how she loves me and sees a future together etc. We also had a holiday planned 2 months later, tickets bought, etc.
Then out of nowhere it was like: 'Yo I have doubts if we should be together because our political views dont allign blah blah, I want to breakup'
jfl honestly
dont take women seriously.
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She probably just used that as an excuse to breakup with u
mug
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Read title only jfl what an autist
