GIACOMO CASANOVA

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Everyone knows of the infamous Casanova, THE slayer of 18th century maidens all over Europe. So you best be sure I was a lil freaked out when I found out he looked like this

Giacomo casanova


HOW THE FUCK did this fucking subhuman become the biggest slayer in Europe at the time. Look at that ugly son of a bitch

- norwooded to hell and back
- collapsed maxilla
- bugmen eyes
- chin/zygos 404 missing
- fashion coper (worst kind of copers)

At least he had nice skin, my nigga probably bathed in whatever equivalent of retin-A they had back in 18th century Venice.

I always thought of Casanova as a young twinky north Italian prettyboy. So just guess how my world turned upside down when I found out Casanova was this tall

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That's the equivalent of todays 6'5. Casanova was actually AN OGREMAXED BRUTE. Holy shit just imagine this dude strolling through San Marco Piazza some 3 heads taller than any other male.
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AN ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, he could probably pick up famished Italian jailbait with ONE HAND.
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NO WONDER he was such a GIGASLAYER.
How will I ever cope with this new found knowledge???
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LOOKS THEORY = DESTROYED
JUST BE LARGE THEORY = EVERYTHING
OGREMAXING = LIFE
 
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Height theory strikes again
 
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ngl I was expecting to get more reactions out of this thread
 
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Is height the most dimorphic trait?
 
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He had a extremly good face, but painter was jelous and painted him ugly.

Is over forinventedhistorycels
 
looks like Jordan pererson
 
Everyone knows of the infamous Casanova, THE slayer of 18th century maidens all over Europe. So you best be sure I was a lil freaked out when I found out he looked like this

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HOW THE FUCK did this fucking subhuman become the biggest slayer in Europe at the time. Look at that ugly son of a bitch

- norwooded to hell and back
- collapsed maxilla
- bugmen eyes
- chin/zygos 404 missing
- fashion coper (worst kind of copers)

At least he had nice skin, my nigga probably bathed in whatever equivalent of retin-A they had back in 18th century Venice.

I always thought of Casanova as a young twinky north Italian prettyboy. So just guess how my world turned upside down when I found out Casanova was this tall

View attachment 250472

That's the equivalent of todays 6'5. Casanova was actually AN OGREMAXED BRUTE. Holy shit just imagine this dude strolling through San Marco Piazza some 3 heads taller than any other male.
venc_bannermobile.jpg


AN ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, he could probably pick up famished Italian jailbait with ONE HAND.
Man-Holding-Up-Little-Girl-with-One-Hand-on-Beach--90711.jpg


NO WONDER he was such a GIGASLAYER.
How will I ever cope with this new found knowledge???
201U9y1.gif


LOOKS THEORY = DESTROYED
JUST BE LARGE THEORY = EVERYTHING
OGREMAXING = LIFE
U said jail baits nice u r baaed
Height theory strikes again
Look at those beautiful European cities
Now show me something similar to that in india u copeing subhuman curry
Respond curry @AbandonShip filth
 
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He was slayer
Standards of beauty were totally different back then and he fitted the satndards , plus height and insane game
 
He was slayer
Standards of beauty were totally different back then and he fitted the satndards , plus height and insane game
This + they portrayed him
worse than he looked
 
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They used to draw faces stylized back then they weren’t accurate

Great example is Chopin who was drawn in that classical style and then later photographed

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I never knew he's that tall. He had first sexual experience when he was 11
 
mogged by a 18th century nigga .
 
i bought his autobiography and meant to read it soon. i think he also fucked his sister and daughter. the guy's sexual appetite was insatiable even more so than byron and wilde
 
It was status and money
 
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It's very likely that many of his sexual adventures were fake, it's nothing new really, men have been bragging about banging girls left and right since ancient times, no different than modern PUAs who also come up with all sorts of stories.
Some of that stuff is probably real, like having sex with maids, servant girls, etc. -the lower classes were less inhibited by sex back then, and nobles could easily have fun with these working class girls because of their huge status, the parts about him having fun with high-class and noble women are less believable though, he claims to have seduced them only through his "wit"(or game, rizz whatever you want to call it).
 
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