
tongue
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Everyone knows of the infamous Casanova, THE slayer of 18th century maidens all over Europe. So you best be sure I was a lil freaked out when I found out he looked like this
HOW THE FUCK did this fucking subhuman become the biggest slayer in Europe at the time. Look at that ugly son of a bitch
- norwooded to hell and back
- collapsed maxilla
- bugmen eyes
- chin/zygos 404 missing
- fashion coper (worst kind of copers)
At least he had nice skin, my nigga probably bathed in whatever equivalent of retin-A they had back in 18th century Venice.
I always thought of Casanova as a young twinky north Italian prettyboy. So just guess how my world turned upside down when I found out Casanova was this tall
That's the equivalent of todays 6'5. Casanova was actually AN OGREMAXED BRUTE. Holy shit just imagine this dude strolling through San Marco Piazza some 3 heads taller than any other male.
AN ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, he could probably pick up famished Italian jailbait with ONE HAND.
NO WONDER he was such a GIGASLAYER.
How will I ever cope with this new found knowledge???
LOOKS THEORY = DESTROYED
JUST BE LARGE THEORY = EVERYTHING
OGREMAXING = LIFE

HOW THE FUCK did this fucking subhuman become the biggest slayer in Europe at the time. Look at that ugly son of a bitch
- norwooded to hell and back
- collapsed maxilla
- bugmen eyes
- chin/zygos 404 missing
- fashion coper (worst kind of copers)
At least he had nice skin, my nigga probably bathed in whatever equivalent of retin-A they had back in 18th century Venice.
I always thought of Casanova as a young twinky north Italian prettyboy. So just guess how my world turned upside down when I found out Casanova was this tall

That's the equivalent of todays 6'5. Casanova was actually AN OGREMAXED BRUTE. Holy shit just imagine this dude strolling through San Marco Piazza some 3 heads taller than any other male.

AN ABSOLUTE UNIT of a man, he could probably pick up famished Italian jailbait with ONE HAND.

NO WONDER he was such a GIGASLAYER.
How will I ever cope with this new found knowledge???

LOOKS THEORY = DESTROYED
JUST BE LARGE THEORY = EVERYTHING
OGREMAXING = LIFE