Girl-on-Top Sex Positions Are Ideal for Optimizing ATTRACTION

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Because your face fat goes backwards not downwards. Sex with the girl on top is the best for your looks.
 
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Reverse cowgirl mogs
 
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shoving a cocked gun into her mouth in this position would be awkward though
 
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shoving a cocked gun into her mouth in this position would be awkward though

What’s more awkward is having a penis shorter than your gun.

 
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Sounds ideal to me. She’d probably cum faster when she doesn’t see my face.

(“She” is not my sex partner. I don’t have a girlfriend. I’m a virgin.)

Proof that my oneitis finds me ugly:

What about pronebone? It’s my second favorite.
 
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Her on top while choking and slapping her is hot
 
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The problem is your dick gets squished, I don't know...maybe I just had bad luck, my ex-gf was kinda chubby, and I hated this position, didn't try it with other girls...
 
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i remember one of the first few times my ex got on top she looked like shit bending over towards me and she would do this autistic lip biting thing so i told her to stop and she stopped
 
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Sounds ideal to me. She’d probably cum faster when she doesn’t see my face.

(“She” is not my sex partner. I don’t have a girlfriend. I’m a virgin.)

Proof that my oneitis finds me ugly:

May I see your face
 
This is a virgin-only forum.
 
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My dad works in NSA. I'll ask him if one of his buddies could hack an account on here.
Nick Young Wtf GIF
 
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