Girl texts me for my birthday

[Lil_KINJA]

Holy shit. I was ldaring and recieved a text from a Stacy acquaintance

her: Hey hey... my fb is telling me it's your b-day today... well... Happy birthdaaaaaayyyy!!!
my response: Do I get anything?
her: I don't know... I don't know... Maybe you should come to [capital city] sometime and we'll see....

I haven't even responded yet!

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

Mods ogre him for bragging

 

[androidcel]

 

[Deleted member 470]

pics or didn't happen

 

[Lil_KINJA]

Mods ogre him for bragging

Bragging? Are you Insane Im a 27 year old virgin, this Is might be my only chance at getting laid in life!

pics or didn't happen

You wouldn't understand it's not in english language.

 

[Balkancel]

Huge if true. My birthday was like 2 weeks ago and even my own mother and family forgot. They all remembered the next day

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

Bragging? Are you Insane Im a 27 year old virgin, this Is might be my only chance at getting laid in life!


You wouldn't understand it's not in english language.

Keep bragging chad

 

[Lil_KINJA]

Huge if true. My birthday was like 2 weeks ago and even my own mother and family forgot. They all remembered the next day

Can relate, tho. I'm ldaring my birthdays lately, and I'm not even a introvert.

Keep bragging chad

I'm planning to post pics of myself just to dispel these acussations. I'm a skinny-fat hapa btw.

 

[Balkancel]

Can relate, tho. I'm ldaring my birthdays lately, and I'm not even a introvert.



I'm planning to post pics of myself just to dispel these acussations. I'm a skinny-fat hapa btw.

Should try and fuck this bitch bro.

 

[Insomniac]

I'm a skinny-fat hapa btw.

you’re hapa but a stacy wants you to fuck her?

This is very unsettling.

 

[Vanillestorms]

Jfl means nothing bro tbh

 

[Thushespokeofit]

?

 

[Insomniac]

?

¿

 

[nattycel]

Is she retarded ? why does she keep repeating the same thing

hey hey

i don't know i don't know

 

[Lil_KINJA]

you’re hapa but a stacy wants you to fuck her?

This is very unsettling.
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Yes, as hard as it is to comprehend. She even has blond hair and looks like a sorority girl. But this is the in Balkans. Btw, I don't look anything like Rodger, I have a more high-trust horsey face like Shinzo Abe.

Jfl means nothing bro tbh

I agree, it's a possibility.

Is she retarded ? why does she keep repeating the same thing

hey hey

i don't know i don't know

She always does this when she text's me first. It almost sounds like she's nervous.

 

[Deleted member 1546]

fuck off bragger. but happy birthday anyways

 

[BrettyBoy]

fuck off bragger. but happy birthday anyways

It really gets to my head when people brag, man.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Fuck you phaggot!

 

[Balkancel]

I long for the day I get a text from a girl

 

[Deleted member 685]

I'm happy for you bro good job

 

[Zeta ascended]

Can pm you a picture of my dick and you send it to them pls

 

[Deleted member 1546]

It really gets to my head when people brag, man.

Just straight up pisses me off tbh

 

[ChoSeungHui]

Some mexican hacked her account and is gonna mug u or rape u calling it

 

[BrettyBoy]

Just straight up pisses me off tbh

Same.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

Just straight up pisses me off tbh

Same.