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Methylphenidate

Methylphenidate

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I need a 100℅ success rate. Don't wanna wake up in a hospital. Are there any? I don't have money too
 
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Playboi carti quandale dingle maxx
 
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Playboi carti quandale dingle maxx
Im serious pls tell me if u know any. I have like 80 rupees on me so I can't buy chemicals and shit.
 
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Bump, I wanna know too.
 
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Vanity of vanities all is vanity
 
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@Clavicular
 
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Just imagine yourself in 6'12 body an you wanna do kms
 
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just go to a high place and jump trying to fall headfirst. impossible to survive.
 
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go up to a police officer looking like a crack head and Pretend to take out a gun, the end.
 
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just go to a high place and jump trying to fall headfirst. impossible to survive.
Not true I survived @celman
 
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I believe there’s a specific type of jellyfish you can get stung by which will make you drop dead , if you’re bothered
 
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just go to a high place and jump trying to fall headfirst. impossible to survive.
It would hurt a lot though. I want to stop feeling pain, not hurt myself even more. I wanna die a peaceful natural death, but unfortunately im not old.
 
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Also i thought u stopped posting cunt :lul:
 
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I believe there’s a specific type of jellyfish you can get stung by which will make you drop dead , if you’re bothered
I have 80 rupess. That's less than a dollar. I can't afford jellyfish. Thanks though.
 
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then you are useless even for dying
You mean I'm useless even to death? Woah that's kinda deep bro

r/I'm14andthisisdeep
 
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It would hurt a lot though. I want to stop feeling pain, not hurt myself even more. I wanna die a peaceful natural death, but unfortunately im not old.
i literally hurts for a millisecond, at such a high altitude you only feel the impact and it's all over
 
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i literally hurts for a millisecond, at such a high altitude you only feel the impact and it's all over
That's scary. Not because im ending my life/ emotions or anything. The pain that I think I'll face is too much. And im scared of heights and shit.
 
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1736527714143

The pain that I think I'll face is too much. And im scared of heights and shit.
 
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Y u tryna kys, i thought u were moving on
I can't. I tried. I fried my brain too much. Im supposedly like 133 iq according to some online iq test but my neurotransmitters or whatever are shit.
 
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I can't. I tried. I fried my brain too much. Im supposedly like 133 iq according to some online iq test but my neurotransmitters or whatever are shit.
Keep trying ur not allowed to die yet :)
 
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I can't. I tried. I fried my brain too much. Im supposedly like 133 iq according to some online iq test but my neurotransmitters or whatever are shit.
JFL FUCK THOSE NIGGER TESTS LEGIT GAVE ME 83 FUCK YOU NIGGE RJEW
 
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Keep trying ur not allowed to die yet :)
I've been trying. It just gets sadder and sadder. I either wanna grow up/ become free physically, or just die right now. And growing up takes time ad shit, I can't wait.
 
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I can't. I tried. I fried my brain too much. Im supposedly like 133 iq according to some online iq test but my neurotransmitters or whatever are shit.
yo whats wrong with lookmaxx phone app i cant JFL anymore 😢
 
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JFL FUCK THOSE NIGGER TESTS LEGIT GAVE ME 83 FUCK YOU NIGGE RJEW
Nigga I did it twice. I did only like 20 questions the first time and got 97 ☠️☠️ what the fuck did u answer 😭 nigga clicked outside the box or something
 
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Stop this pathetic attention grabbing. Jump off a bridge nigga
 
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Stop this pathetic attention grabbing. Jump off a bridge nigga
The great arabian blue whales art coming thee with great speed yet..
 
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Stop this pathetic attention grabbing. Jump off a bridge nigga
I don't need attention nigger. I didn't force you to click. And jumping off bridges is risky because it's not guaranteed to kill you.
 
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I don't need attention nigger. I didn't force you to click. And jumping off bridges is risky because it's not guaranteed to kill you.
Make sure there is concrete not water below
 
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just go to a high place and jump trying to fall headfirst. impossible to survive.
I wouldn't actually try if I could, but my parents would find out in a few minutes if I leave my home and go to the top floor of my shitty apartment.
 
You got a new software update or what nigga?
wdym, elaborate further chap? Stating the facts that I had a "software update or what" doesn't really make a whole lot of sense, at least to me blud.
 
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Nigga i can find you a 100% success rate area just tell me where u live and ima hop on Google maps
Not gonna dox myself

but I live in Juinagar Navi Mumbai near the NMMC overhead water tank :feelsez:
 
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20,000 people already roped this year so stop making a ceremony here nigga ! Either do it or I'll bonesmash your temples!
 
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