Give me some easy, DIY, painless ways to kms

[2025cel]

Who's white?? I said I have 80  rupees. Does that sound white to you???

Rupees = Rs = Russian society = Prussian society = Prussian society of Ethiopia = India

 

[TheSon]

Who's white?? I said I have 80  rupees. Does that sound white to you???

What is that

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Not gonna dox myself

but I live in Juinagar Navi Mumbai near the NMMC overhead water tank

Just drink Mumbai River water , you'll be in gandy heaven in no time.

 

[2025cel]

What is that

Prussian Society Of Ethiopia Aka India

 

[Methylphenidate]

Just drink Mumbai River water , you'll be in gandy heaven in no time.

Ah yes. The mumbai river. Truly the pinnacle of water resources.

Nigga tell me something with a good success rate and is semi painless atleast

 

[2025cel]

Fuark this nigger sucide and shit #HeilSkibidi Swallow It and Choke Upon it Result of death = null

 

[sover]

Ah yes. The mumbai river. Truly the pinnacle of water resources.

Nigga tell me something with a good success rate and is semi painless atleast

yo stop playing i need you on org when i tweak

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Ah yes. The mumbai river. Truly the pinnacle of water resources.

Nigga tell me something with a good success rate and is semi painless atleast

I literally said ! Nose dive into concrete from a bridge

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Fuck everyone in thsi thread aside from op

 

[Methylphenidate]

I literally said ! Nose dive into concrete from a bridge

Okay. How and when do I get out of my house without parents noticing bhai saab

 

[2025cel]

I literally said ! Nose dive into concrete from a bridge

Oof, Oof tbh kinda hit floor then not be dead? Gandy heaven disappear after 5 seconds of hitting concrete nigga? OOF

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Okay. How and when do I get out of my house without parents noticing bhai saab

Your parents don't work?

 

[Methylphenidate]

Fuck everyone in thsi thread aside from op

Why do u think that? Thanks though

 

[Kater Maxxing]

Elliot rodger

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Oof, Oof tbh kinda hit floor then not be dead? Gandy heaven disappear after 5 seconds of hitting concrete nigga? OOF

Incel luck tbh

 

[Methylphenidate]

Your parents don't work?

Its like almost 11 am here

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Why do u think that? Thanks though

Idk why you would encourage someone to commit suicide

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Its like almost 11 am here

If you endured your life fo so long you can wait till the next day surely.

 

[2025cel]

Idk why you would encourage someone to commit suicide

Cause it is based and sigma pilled #SkibidSigma Swallow it and choke upon it Great golden arabian blue whale!

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Idk why you would encourage someone to commit suicide

What is so bad about your life that you want to kill yourelf?

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Idk why you would encourage someone to commit suicide

It's an act of kindness

 

[Kater Maxxing]

Just rape a foid then kys afterwards atleast you won't die virgin

 

[Methylphenidate]

If you endured your life fo so long you can wait till the next day surely.

The next day is a Saturday. Then a Sunday. Both parents will be home.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

It's an act of kindness

Kys

 

[Methylphenidate]

What is so bad about your life that you want to kill yourelf?

My brain. I fried it. I've been trying to make myself happy without digital content for the past 2-3 years I keep failing.

 

[2025cel]

The next day is a Saturday. Then a Sunday. Both parents will be home.

well, They don't let you go out while they are in the house?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

My brain. I fried it. I've been trying to make myself happy without digital content for the past 2-3 years I keep failing.

Thats it? Your killing yourself because you cant go without a phone?
99.9% of people would kill themselves if the crieteria was them not being able to not use their phone

 

[Methylphenidate]

well, They don't let you go out while they are in the house?

No. Then I wouldn't feel like dying would I? My parents are protective.

 

[RICHCELDOM]

I'm entertained tbh.

Please make another thread like this next week.

 

[Methylphenidate]

Thats it? Your killing yourself because you cant go without a phone?

I have shit to do. I'll literally be a brainless homeless dude if I keep going. Dying is better.

 

[Methylphenidate]

I'm entertained tbh.

Please make another thread like this next week.

I'll make one from gandy heaven saar

 

[persuss]

 

[2025cel]

No. Then I wouldn't feel like dying would I? My parents are protective.

Sry man I can't relate that terribly. You also might be very young and have multiple siblings too

 

[Methylphenidate]

Sry man I can't relate that terribly. You also might be very young and have multiple siblings too

No? Im basically 16 and have like one sibling. What are u talking abt

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

I have shit to do. I'll literally be a brainless homeless dude if I keep going. Dying is better.

Okay, almost everyone is addicted to their phone, so should they kill themself as well?

 

[2025cel]

No? Im basically 16 and have like one sibling. What are u talking abt

Tbh I have 0 siblings and my parents are very old(ancient) Sry but #GetMogged

 

[persuss]

Okay, almost everyone is addicted to their phone, so should they kill themself as well?

phones are amazing you can watch shit like this

 

[slay6r]

Im serious pls tell me if u know any. I have like 80 rupees on me so I can't buy chemicals and shit.

RUPEES? yeah i don’t blame u bro jfl

 

[Methylphenidate]

Okay, almost everyone is addicted to their phone, so should they kill themself as well?

If they can't fix it then yeah. Im in school and stuff I gotta study and shit. I had an exam today, I read like 4 pages and had a 13 hr screen time the two days before. It's crazy. I can't seem to stop. Of course I wouldn't kms if I got addicted as an adult because id be free and probably have a job Or something

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Harambe reincarnated

 

[2025cel]

If they can't fix it the yeah. Im in school and stuff I gotta study and shit. I had an exam today, I read like 4 pages and had a 13 hr screen time the two days before. It's crazy. I can't seem to stop. Of course I wouldn't kms if I got addicted as an adult because id be free and probably have a job Or something

I think I know the cure for this, But without me acting it out irl myself. I think it would be very hypocritical for me to give you advice especially considering it's this scenario

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

If they can't fix it the yeah. Im in school and stuff I gotta study and shit. I had an exam today, I read like 4 pages and had a 13 hr screen time the two days before. It's crazy. I can't seem to stop. Of course I wouldn't kms if I got addicted as an adult because id be free and probably have a job Or something

Okay so what, i have the same thing, it literally doesnt matter

 

[2025cel]

i was successful(once) Of completely eliminating all forms of social interaction(including internet) for 2 months, Then I relapsed terribly!

 

[persuss]

Okay so what, i have the same thing, it literally doesnt matter

 

[Methylphenidate]

Okay so what, i have the same thing, it literally doesnt matter

You're not indian and 5'8. Be grateful. As an Indian u gotta studymax. That's literally the most important socially valued thing here. I can't do that. I've tried. It just resulted in me being extremely depressed and crying for hours.

 

[Methylphenidate]

i was successful(once) Of completely eliminating all forms of social interaction(including internet) for 2 months, Then I relapsed terribly!

2 months is amazing. But I wouldn't eliminate social interactions.

 

[2025cel]

You're not indian and 5'8. Be grateful. As an Indian u gotta studymax. That's literally the most important socially valued thing here. I can't do that. I've tried. It just resulted in me being extremely depressed and crying for hours.

Wait, You said you were 5ft 11 and avoiding coffee jfl

 

[arfac]

I need a 100℅ success rate. Don't wanna wake up in a hospital. Are there any? I don't have money too

Enlist as a military officer and when you have a loaded practice weapon just do it.

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

You're not indian and 5'8. Be grateful. As an Indian u gotta studymax. That's literally the most important socially valued thing here. I can't do that. I've tried. It just resulted in me being extremely depressed and crying for hours.

5 8? Your complaining over 5 8?

 

[Methylphenidate]

Enlist as a military officer and when you have a loaded practice weapon just do it.

But I can't wait. Takes too much time. Im tired already. I will do that if I fault to do it soon though.