God nerfed me.

[JohnnyRamone]

It has to be some kind of sick joke. He made me 6'5-6'6 and then gave me shitty hair genetics. I hate frauding, but I may just have to buy a wig. Women wear makeup. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

shitty hair genetics is the worst, my hair is totally awful so i grew it out extremely long and straighten it like a faggot, that's the only way my hair can look half good

 

[i believe in angels]

tfw god nerfed me by making me a 6'9 chad millionaire with 150 IQ and a 9 inch cock and then gave me shitty chest hair genetics...

just fuck my life dude

 

[Vermilioncore]

I was nerfed toooooo
I was born 6’6 with a 9 inch dick and a lot of money and a nice face card but I have horrible eyelash genetics