going outside under 6ft is torture

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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
 
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Nigga you have autism
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
so realatble
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
Im 6,3
 
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I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter
So... you're average. Taller than the average woman, and as tall as the average dude. I'm really not seeing an issue here.
 
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so relatable bhai
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
Its brutal man i gotta buy lifts or sum
 
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:p
I’m here to Ruin your day
 
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So... you're average. Taller than the average woman, and as tall as the average dude. I'm really not seeing an issue here.
istg those stats are gaslighting me.
everyone is like 5'11 minimum
 
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especially in a nordic country
 
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istg those stats are gaslighting me.
everyone is like 5'11 minimum
Where do you live? Either you're shorter than you've measured or you live in some Nordic country.
 
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We are the same height. Mose of the 6,2 niggas on this forum are just 5,9 larping.
 
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nigga get out this thread
Screenshot 20260124 130412 Chrome
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
honestly bro, would rather get raped in the ass for hours at a time than go outside at this height
 
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i hope u get into a car crash and get ur femurs shattered
why would you want that for me bro
we're literally in the same boat
 
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Interesting way of admitting you're gay and just want a dick in your ass.

Nice. I've always wanted to visit Australia. Looks amazing.
yeah I live somewhat close to Sydney cbd. it's not a catfish at all, I love visiting Sydney by train :peepoChill:
 
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Nigga i live in the north of germany. Everyone heres at least 6'2
 
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why would you want that for me bro
we're literally in the same boat
ill strap mini c4 to my shins and if i ever see u irl I'll go allahu akbar on u
explosion so u dont die, but just end up disabled and short
 
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You can easily fraud 6' with lifts and proper shoes
 
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ill strap mini c4 to my shins and if i ever see u irl I'll go allahu akbar on u
explosion so u dont die, but just end up disabled and short
would you resist if i tried to rape you?
 
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get lifts dude. Or just embrace the pogo stick. Or just rock stilts like a true jestering carnival chad
 
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get lifts dude. Or just embrace the pogo stick. Or just rock stilts like a true jestering carnival chad
I don't wanna wear lifts otherwise it'll be over for me if I get caught
 
I don't wanna wear lifts otherwise it'll be over for me if I get caught
If you’re under 19 drink raw milk and hgh
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
5'9 barefoot or with shoes, big difference btw
 
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maybe if you weren't so mysterious
I dont even know where you're from
internet anonymity is a wonderful thing eh?
 
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just went out to grab food as a 5'9cel. I'm telling u rn that going outside as a manlet is pure humiliation and torture. I walk around with perfect posture and compare to everyone against me - just to be same height or slightly shorter. it's truly over. dear gandy please make me taller :feelsrope:

I try to cope by making height charts and tierlist, on some shit like "muhh, 5'9 isn't even a falio :soy:"
no man, 6ft or rope.
These girls might aswell just slit my throat with the way they look at my manlet barely 5’9 ass just going outside.

I AM SORRY FOR EXISTING QUEEN:feelswah::feelsrope:
 
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Nigga i live in the north of germany. Everyone heres at least 6'2
I doubt this.

In Bavaria, the average is actually pretty close to 5‘11-6 amongst young Germans.
Statistics match up pretty well with my anecdotal observations.
 
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barefoot
with shoes im like 5'10
idk bro i grew 3cm by fixing exterior pelvic tilt i was 5'9 previously it wasnt so bad gang :lul: tbf my area is very ethnic, in shoes i heightmogged basically 95% of the population
 
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