going to a nightclub tonight, give advice on approaching women

[middayshowers]

you fucks have probably spent hundreds of hours reading about this so if anyone could give me a tl;dr that would be appreciated

 

[Deleted member 685]

Take this

Fucking cuck camera

 

[Pietrosiek]

dont go there

 

[IWantToMax]

Bump.
Good luck btw

 

[Rumpelshitskin]

if you see any looking go dance near them its simple

 

[bonesoverblood]

you fucks have probably spent hundreds of hours reading about this so if anyone could give me a tl;dr that would be appreciated

If you have to approach, you are doing it wrong.

All you have to do bro, is stand in the middle of the crowd, near the DJ booth.

Depending on the club, the girls will be drunk and low-inhib, so all you really have to do is let her fuck you.

 

[chadpreetcel123]

step 1 : be good looking

step 2 : there is no step 2

 

[Catawampus]

If you have to approach, you are doing it wrong.

All you have to do bro, is stand in the middle of the crowd, near the DJ booth.

Depending on the club, the girls will be drunk and low-inhib, so all you really have to do is let her fuck you.

Just fuck behind the DJ booth theory

 

[Timelessbrah]

> Don't approach directly, go dance to the places with he highest density of people and identify the groups you want to get involved.
> The point is to dance near a group of girls and see their reactions.
> You can go with a friend, witch I recommend in the beginning of the night (because that way they know you have friends)
> You can also dance alone, but this way most people just assume you are some friendless weirdo, so the best time to dance alone is in the end of the night, because this way, the girls might think your friends have left (because it was getting late) and now you have an excuse to go their place and to explain why you are alone (even if you came with friends)
> while dancing near this groups, observe the girls reaction. If they remain neutral, get closer, more intimate, if they react badly to it, back of to another group/take a piss to the WC/drink something/go dance near another group, or wait a bit and go to action again. If the girl reacts positively, don't worry, meet her friends and wait.
> While it is possible to dance very close to some girls in the beginning/middle of the night, you still might not get action because it is to soon.
> Wait until the end of the night with the groups you feel you have the highest possibility.
> If you meet a girl in the end of the night and you don't start making out within 5 minutes, it means she wants nothing, so go find another group, get closer and wait 5 minutes.
> This is the best method if you are sub Chad, just need to have luck.

I might in the future do a full guide to making out and get laid from a nightclub if you want to. I do the thing above described at my local college bar and get the best results for my face.

 

[middayshowers]

> Don't approach directly, go dance to the places with he highest density of people and identify the groups you want to get involved.
> The point is to dance near a group of girls and see their reactions.
> You can go with a friend, witch I recommend in the beginning of the night (because that way they know you have friends)
> You can also dance alone, but this way most people just assume you are some friendless weirdo, so the best time to dance alone is in the end of the night, because this way, the girls might think your friends have left (because it was getting late) and now you have an excuse to go their place and to explain why you are alone (even if you came with friends)
> while dancing near this groups, observe the girls reaction. If they remain neutral, get closer, more intimate, if they react badly to it, back of to another group/take a piss to the WC/drink something/go dance near another group, or wait a bit and go to action again. If the girl reacts positively, don't worry, meet her friends and wait.
> While it is possible to dance very close to some girls in the beginning/middle of the night, you still might not get action because it is to soon.
> Wait until the end of the night with the groups you feel you have the highest possibility.
> If you meet a girl in the end of the night and you don't start making out within 5 minutes, it means she wants nothing, so go find another group, get closer and wait 5 minutes.
> This is the best method if you are sub Chad, just need to have luck.

I might in the future do a full guide to making out and get laid from a nightclub if you want to. I do the thing above described at my local college bar and get the best results for my face.

this is a pretty fucking good guide ngl wish i'd read this before i went out

update to this post: I returned home at 3AM and did not talk to a single female that wasn't in the friend group I went with. I don't think I got a single IOI either. I got mogged so fucking hard, too many 6'2+ fucks walking around. ngl, beyond over. ngl was an enjoyable night though

 

[.👽.]

this is a pretty fucking good guide ngl wish i'd read this before i went out

update to this post: I returned home at 3AM and did not talk to a single female that wasn't in the friend group I went with. I don't think I got a single IOI either. I got mogged so fucking hard, too many 6'2+ fucks walking around. ngl, beyond over. ngl was an enjoyable night though

At least u had fun. I was never in a club so i cant imagine just randomly dancing with women or talking with them.

 

[Pietrosiek]

step 1 : be good looking

step 2 : there is no step 2

 

[Deleted member 4612]

this is a pretty fucking good guide ngl wish i'd read this before i went out

update to this post: I returned home at 3AM and did not talk to a single female that wasn't in the friend group I went with. I don't think I got a single IOI either. I got mogged so fucking hard, too many 6'2+ fucks walking around. ngl, beyond over. ngl was an enjoyable night though

How tall are you btw?

 

[Timelessbrah]

this is a pretty fucking good guide ngl wish i'd read this before i went out

update to this post: I returned home at 3AM and did not talk to a single female that wasn't in the friend group I went with. I don't think I got a single IOI either. I got mogged so fucking hard, too many 6'2+ fucks walking around. ngl, beyond over. ngl was an enjoyable night though

One thing I actually notice is that the avg height increases by about 5 cm in the nightclubs, or at least this is my perception. The best is to wear boots for their height advantage. But honestly you don't need to be tall to be noticed, in countries with less hypergamous tendencies (such as mine) you need more drink and more social connects ( and yes having a decent face helps). You need to walk in and know that there will be there at least 1 person you know. Talking to this person, eventually their friends will interject and you can say hi to them and boom you got a new connect. It isn't a real real friend, but someone you know is better than nothing: this new individual is mostly likely drunk af and will introduce you more easly to people he might know - that's it.

Yeahhh I'm really gonna do a full guide on this.

And bro, better luck next time.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

who is this?

 

[middayshowers]

How tall are you btw?

5'9

who is this?

effy stonem

 

[Lorsss]

you fucks have probably spent hundreds of hours reading about this so if anyone could give me a tl;dr that would be appreciated

- wear shoe lifts + boots
- wear light color contacts
- if this does not give you enough confidence, use a low inhib drug like alcohol, mushroom microdose, phenibut etc
- once you are in the club, go behind a girl and grab her hips. she will turn her head to check your looks: if your appearance meets her requirements, she will dance with you