Going to a party in 3 days. What routine should I do to debloat?

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I've got a bunch of bananas for potassium. If someone could give an exact step by step routine of what to do on each day leading up to it to maximise the debloat for the night of the party, that would be perfect.
 
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No debloat for your obesity
 
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honestly it's not so much about doing stuff to debloat, it's rather what you don't do that bloats you. stay off the high sodium foods, shitty carbs etc. eat cleanly. whole foods, fruits, meat, fish, nuts etc just basic shit and then you can add some potassium stuff on top of that if you want to, but that's the base. icing your face and shit can help too. sleeping on an extra pillow etc
 
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honestly it's not so much about doing stuff to debloat, it's rather what you don't do that bloats you. stay off the high sodium foods, shitty carbs etc. eat cleanly. whole foods, fruits, meat, fish, nuts etc just basic shit and then you can add some potassium stuff on top of that if you want to, but that's the base. icing your face and shit can help too. sleeping on an extra pillow etc
Thanks for the only actual serious answer :ogre:
 
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honestly it's not so much about doing stuff to debloat, it's rather what you don't do that bloats you. stay off the high sodium foods, shitty carbs etc. eat cleanly. whole foods, fruits, meat, fish, nuts etc just basic shit and then you can add some potassium stuff on top of that if you want to, but that's the base. icing your face and shit can help too. sleeping on an extra pillow etc
Though does it matter when I eat the high potassium foods like bananas to maximise the debloat around the time of the party?
 
honestly it's not so much about doing stuff to debloat, it's rather what you don't do that bloats you. stay off the high sodium foods, shitty carbs etc. eat cleanly. whole foods, fruits, meat, fish, nuts etc just basic shit and then you can add some potassium stuff on top of that if you want to, but that's the base. icing your face and shit can help too. sleeping on an extra pillow etc
what does sleeping on an extra pillow do?
 
what does sleeping on an extra pillow do?
I'm pretty sure it stops fluid from building in your face while sleeping since your head will be more elevated with 2 pillows
 
bro water fast for crazy debloat, just drink black coffee, tea and water.
ong its the most effective way
 
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honestly it's not so much about doing stuff to debloat, it's rather what you don't do that bloats you. stay off the high sodium foods, shitty carbs etc. eat cleanly. whole foods, fruits, meat, fish, nuts etc just basic shit and then you can add some potassium stuff on top of that if you want to, but that's the base. icing your face and shit can help too. sleeping on an extra pillow etc
Fruits and nuts being food is an oxymoron. Food is nourishing to the body. They are poison.
 
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Raw carnivores such as my self who eat 1 time a day do not know what bloating is
 
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I've got a bunch of bananas for potassium. If someone could give an exact step by step routine of what to do on each day leading up to it to maximise the debloat for the night of the party, that would be perfect.
Go raw carnivore, 3 days is needed to deactivate the randle cycle so you got enough time if you start now
 
How to stop hunger then?
tea supresses it a little bit, but just drink alot of water and dont think about it, ofc u will be hungry but u gotta have discpline.
i have done water fasting many times its not that bad
 
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It should be done on the last day, hes gonna be half dead if he fasts for 3+ days
what u talking about? google water fasting.
i have done it for 4 days without a problem, and the debloat is crazy
 
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Though does it matter when I eat the high potassium foods like bananas to maximise the debloat around the time of the party?
I'd assume optimizing your potassium to sodium ratio within 24 hours or so of the party would be ideal. Too close and you might not see the benefits yet and too early and they might be gone if you start eating poorly again before the party
 
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Fruits and nuts being food is an oxymoron. Food is nourishing to the body. They are poison.
okay lol the science says otherwise. and our ancestors ate these foods too if you're concerned about that shit
 
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no salt no sugar no garlic no onions no seedoils and drink water like crazy
 
Bruh this is the first time I'm hearing no garlic and onion. What's wrong with them?
I mean you can eat it but don't overdo it cause inflammation=>bloat
 
I've got a bunch of bananas for potassium. If someone could give an exact step by step routine of what to do on each day leading up to it to maximise the debloat for the night of the party, that would be perfect.
You alrdy have the potassium and likely dont eat a high sodium diet so the sodium levels are fine. You should deficit and lower your carbs + exercise.
 

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