Going to some trendy place for dinner

[Bryce]

Ugh. I hate trends. I'm sure the check will be over $100 for the middest food ive ever tasted.

 

[Bryce]

@Node they serve fat people food here

 

[filipbrah]

100$ for mid ass burger and fries in newspaper

 

[Mogs Me]

When I lowkey order everything off the menu in a Michelin 5 star restaurant and the waiter starts talm bout sum bill so I lowkey tell bro to cause a distraction

 

[Bryce]

When I lowkey order everything off the menu in a Michelin 5 star restaurant and the waiter starts talm bout sum bill so I lowkey tell bro to cause a distraction

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When I'm planning my dine and dash escape but I lowkey forget I'm a 700lb shabbos goy on this 3rd aggravated DUI

 

[Iblame2023]

yo big fan man!

Can you follow me?!

 

[Bryce]

yo big fan man!

Can you follow me?!

The lion does not follow, he leads.

 

[Mess]

Bring a detatched bloody finger and place it on your plate after eating.
Boom, the check is fully compt.

 

[savage21]

yo big fan man!

 

[james_2006]

Fancy restaurants are for retards

 

[Bryce]

Fancy restaurants are for retards

It's not fancy

 

[savage21]

Bring a detatched bloody finger and place it on your plate after eating.
Boom, the check is fully compt.

Pubes in the dish method>>>

 

[Iblame2023]

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[james_2006]

It's not fancy

I meant like trendy shit but you get what I mean

 

[eㅤㅤ]

i once went to a trendy airbnb with a girl. i paid like 400€ for 2 nights for a room in the netherlands with a shower in the middle.
worst money i ever spent

 

[Petsmart]

those over 300 lbs eat free @Node

 

[Mogs Me]

Bring a detatched bloody finger and place it on your plate after eating.
Boom, the check is fully compt.

When you spot a curly hair in your dish but the chef is bald

 

[Mess]

When you spot a curly hair in your dish but the chef is bald

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But your waitress be looking like this so it's all good:

 

[Troo_]

where at

 

[Troo_]

where at

or maybe it'll dox you idk

 

[Mogs Me]

those over 300 lbs eat free @Node

How the bro who is wider than he is taller looks at you after he sees a sign talm bout if you can pass through the narrow gap ur food is on the house

 

[Node]

@Node they serve fat people food here

 

[Petsmart]

But your waitress be looking like this so it's all good:

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but then u peep Chef in the back

 

[Bryce]

where at

Would you like my home address and IP with that

 

[Troo_]

Would you like my home address and IP with that

only if it wouldn't be too much to ask for