Going to start stretching and pumping my cock. How do i explain devices to my mum??!

[Deleted member 6113]

i have average piece. But wanna pooomp it up. inb4 cope, let me pump.
I had a pocket pussy for 2 weeks, which i threw out from paranoia of my sweet mother finding that devil silicone. Dear god, what if she finds a fucking bathmate, no way to explain it... Uhh im tryna extend my cock?? tf.

 

[defaya]

tell her the sex will be better

 

[Bignuts]

Tell her you're a dicklet. I'm sure she will understand

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Tell her you're a dicklet. I'm sure she will understand

I also have gigantic nuts. Ive had bignuts since a toddler tbh.

 

[Deleted member 6113]

tell her the sex will be better

 

[getra]

Just hide it well

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Just hide it well

Daily use i can see myself slipping up. But the fear of explaining would probably be a strong enough motivation to stay on the ball.

 

[getra]

Daily use i can see myself slipping up. But the fear of explaining would probably be a strong enough motivation to stay on the ball.

Lock your door when you do it

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Lock your door when you do it

In shower, no? im not gonna jelq. Wear an extender and bm in shower.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Say that its a weird cup or a vacuum cleaner

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Say that its a weird cup or a vacuum cleaner

Maybe low t if i dont tell her its a cock pump.

 

[Acnno]

tell her she can use it for her clit

 

[Gonthar]

Buy a vacurect, doesn't look like a penis pump, it she finds it you can say it's a bong or something.