Going to the woods probably isn't a good idea

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I mean, anything can happen there

At night especially

Wild animal attacks too which you absolutely have %0 chance of surviving if you don't have a gun

Humans even worse, animals eat you alive but if you stumbe upon someone trying to lure you and you do and if you get abducted bad things will happen obviously

Like bruh i cant go to the woods

Maybe with bulletproof/stabproof vest, AR-15, night vision goggles, camouflage

Cant imagine going there completely unarmed with shorts and a flip flop

You're just a prey if u go there like that

Because NIGGA THIS IS REAL LIFE

"MUHH BRO THAT HAPPENS IN MOVIES ONLY"

NO JFL IT HAPPENS IRL

AND IT HAPPENS MORE IN REAL LIFE THAN IT DOES IN MOVIES
 
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lowkey i wanna snatch you in the woods
 
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I'm gonna take the trash out and do a lap around the whole town right now to be honest I can't lie
 
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I think many people people get lost in the woods and never come back
Plus imagine seeing some freaky shit there
 
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I think many people people get lost in the woods and never come back
Plus imagine seeing some freaky shit there
People are forgetting the woods are hundreds of kilometers of trees and bushes

If you get lost there ur fucking done
 
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just bring a knife wherever you go, thats what I do
 
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It's unnatural to go alone in some far away big forest. In nature you would be accompanied by +10 buddies.
 
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I mog any nigga in the woods tbh
 
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Niggas scared of going into nature
 
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There are no woods in the netherlands.

I am considered the biggest threat for being a large, young, masculine, slavic man. Women see me as a rapist, men see me as a serial-killer.

Being slavic = being considered a dangerous animal
 
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Literally has zero efficiency and wont do shit in a life threatening situation

So my guts and intestines stay intact
Stay in your cage lil bro
 
I mean, anything can happen there

At night especially

Wild animal attacks too which you absolutely have %0 chance of surviving if you don't have a gun

Humans even worse, animals eat you alive but if you stumbe upon someone trying to lure you and you do and if you get abducted bad things will happen obviously

Like bruh i cant go to the woods

Maybe with bulletproof/stabproof vest, AR-15, night vision goggles, camouflage

Cant imagine going there completely unarmed with shorts and a flip flop

You're just a prey if u go there like that

Because NIGGA THIS IS REAL LIFE

"MUHH BRO THAT HAPPENS IN MOVIES ONLY"

NO JFL IT HAPPENS IRL

AND IT HAPPENS MORE IN REAL LIFE THAN IT DOES IN MOVIES
Some goyslop shit

If you really want to get in the woods go by morning
 
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Literally has zero efficiency and wont do shit in a life threatening situation

So my guts and intestines stay intact
rambo GIF

we need rambo-tier weaponry.

serious-note though:
discrete-carrying a pistol in europe is mogger-tier. blackpillers should all acquire firearms.
 
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rambo GIF

we need rambo-tier weaponry.

serious-note though:
discrete-carrying a pistol in europe is mogger-tier. blackpillers should all acquire firearms.
impossible in Europe
 
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that's what makes it so valuable.
heard some story of a dude that went and bought a semi automatic hanging here in France from the Arabs and he had been followed by cops they arrested him when he got to his house and nobody has heard from him since.
 
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If you live in America there is no animal in the forest that will attack you. People don't give a shit either. You are even more high inhib than me lol
 
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just go in a group
 
if you're trained it will
But you are not trained

You are a teenager

Even if you were a trained, an un-trained guy with pistol will still kill you

And a bear will still maul you

So knives are useless for self defense
 
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But you are not trained

You are a teenager

Even if you were a trained, an un-trained guy with pistol will still kill you

And a bear will still maul you

So knives are useless for self defense
yeah but I'm Chad
 
I mean, anything can happen there

At night especially

Wild animal attacks too which you absolutely have %0 chance of surviving if you don't have a gun

Humans even worse, animals eat you alive but if you stumbe upon someone trying to lure you and you do and if you get abducted bad things will happen obviously

Like bruh i cant go to the woods

Maybe with bulletproof/stabproof vest, AR-15, night vision goggles, camouflage

Cant imagine going there completely unarmed with shorts and a flip flop

You're just a prey if u go there like that

Because NIGGA THIS IS REAL LIFE

"MUHH BRO THAT HAPPENS IN MOVIES ONLY"

NO JFL IT HAPPENS IRL

AND IT HAPPENS MORE IN REAL LIFE THAN IT DOES IN MOVIES
Jfl couldn't be me

I prowl my local woods like a predator, doesn't matter what time of the day it is

I am the danger lmao
 
Jfl couldn't be me

I prowl my local woods like a predator, doesn't matter what time of the day it is

I am the danger lmao
Thats only bc nobody else is there and there are no wild animals

Where I live, in Indian forests, there are literally tigers here bhaii
 
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Thats only bc nobody else is there and there are no wild animals

Where I live, in Indian forests, there are literally tigers here bhaii
I saw quite a few deer, foxes, squirrels, I think I even saw a wolf once but if there were tigers here I would probably stay inside too:forcedsmile:
 
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