Good lies to tell to friends/family to explain hardmaxxes

[kranerman23123]

what are some good lies? My excuse is that i had to get bimax in order to straighten my teeth and this is true, but even than the perception feels embarrasing. Im annoyed that clavicular made bimax popular as an incel surgery

 

[Mogs Me]

what are some good lies? My excuse is that i had to get bimax in order to straighten my teeth and this is true, but even than the perception feels embarrasing. Im annoyed that clavicular made bimax popular as an incel surgery

Fake sleep apnea

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

what are some good lies? My excuse is that i had to get bimax in order to straighten my teeth and this is true, but even than the perception feels embarrasing. Im annoyed that clavicular made bimax popular as an incel surgery

"Mom, it's called mewing, I hold my tongue on the roof of my mouth and it reconstructs my facial anatomy"

 

[esoterik]

most before/after's ive seen, talking to the people who get them, say that most people dont really question it, and if they do, its not obvious to them that its a osteotomy

 

[toji.]

what are some good lies? My excuse is that i had to get bimax in order to straighten my teeth and this is true, but even than the perception feels embarrasing. Im annoyed that clavicular made bimax popular as an incel surgery

I had an accident at home and had to have surgery on my jaw.

I'm going to have surgery on my jaw due to poor dental treatment. I got an infection from a molar extraction and they have to repair the bone.

I fell while climbing and they had to reconstruct my jaw.

I got into a fight and they broke my jaw.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I had an accident at home and had to have surgery on my jaw.

I'm going to have surgery on my jaw due to poor dental treatment. I got an infection from a molar extraction and they have to repair the bone.

I fell while climbing and they had to reconstruct my jaw.

I got into a fight and they broke my jaw.

Just say you bonesmashed

 

[keife]

what are some good lies? My excuse is that i had to get bimax in order to straighten my teeth and this is true, but even than the perception feels embarrasing. Im annoyed that clavicular made bimax popular as an incel surgery

Js say u got braces and mse
Ppl believe buzzwords

 

[Deleted member 163432]

It depends on what hardmaxxes. Something like bimax can be excused as “muh sleep apnea” “fixing your teeth” or even something like “mewing” Buccal fat removal is the easiest li.
Rhinoplasty on the other hand is almost an impossible lie though.

 

[silently_said]

I have a perfect excuse for bimax it being to correct not wearing braces properly in my teenage years

 

[kranerman23123]

It depends on what hardmaxxes. Something like bimax can be excused as “muh sleep apnea” “fixing your teeth” or even something like “mewing” Buccal fat removal is the easiest li.
Rhinoplasty on the other hand is almost an impossible lie though.

theres no lies for rhino? Not even sleep apnea? My face got hit with a brick? I got hawk nose rhino is pretty much a necessity if I want to fix my convexity.