Gosling Is a Retarded Choice for Ken In the Barbie Movie

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Ryan Gosling isn’t good-looking enough to play Ken.

Men who’re way better than Gosling as options for Ken:

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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Ryan Gosling is like a higher-PSL version of Nicholas Cage.

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Caging at such an awful casting decision. Makes the movie unwatchable. Not that I would’ve watched it otherwise.
 
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@slop slinger what are your thoughts on this?
 
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Gosling will be shattered when he finds out a digital incel called him ugly
 
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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Makes zero sense for a character who’s supposed to be like the best looking guy ever to look so bad that an Asian mogs him.
 
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kikes
 
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Ryan Gosling isn’t good-looking enough to play Ken.

Men who’re way better than Gosling as options for Ken:


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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Ryan Gosling is like a higher-PSL version of Nicholas Cage.

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Caging at such an awful casting decision. Makes the movie unwatchable. Not that I would’ve watched it otherwise.
Another psy-op. Le heckin' inkwell idol becomes a chad.
 
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Makes zero sense for a character who’s supposed to be like the best looking guy ever to look so bad that an Asian mogs him.
It's more likely you are experiencing post-lobotomical ranglings on par with chronic dementia. They would have never picked him were he not as handsome as he is.

Kind regards

slop
 
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Incels will not stop until their unusually specific brand of attractiveness becomes what society in general views as attractive.

Ryan Gosling could easily slay the shit out of the female equivalents of all those men you posted.
 
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ken isn’t supposed to be chad he’s supposed to be a oofy doofy relatable protagonist in a wacky lighthearted adventure movey
 
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ken isn’t supposed to be chad he’s supposed to be a medium ugly relatable protagonist in a wacky lighthearted adventure movey
No, he's meant to be the paradigm of beauty and the epitome of what all women everywhere want.
 
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It's more likely you are experiencing post-lobotomical ranglings on par with chronic dementia. They would have never picked him were he not as handsome as he is.

Kind regards

slop

Incels will not stop until their unusually specific brand of attractiveness becomes what society in general views as attractive.

Ryan Gosling could easily slay the shit out of the female equivalents of all those men you posted.

BECAUSE OF STATUS YOU IMBECILE
 
Incels will not stop until their unusually specific brand of attractiveness becomes what society in general views as attractive.

Ryan Gosling could easily slay the shit out of the female equivalents of all those men you posted.
This lol. He is very high trust looking which is also important not just being attractive
 
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This lol. He is very high trust looking which is also important not just being attractive
It seems that being high trust means a genetic failure.
 
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No, he's meant to be the paradigm of beauty and the epitome of what all women everywhere want.

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You tell me who fits the Ken doll aesthetic best.
 
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Gosling is running NT boy next door game
 
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BECAUSE OF STATUS YOU IMBECILE
He was able to gain status at ALL because of his looks.

It seems that being high trust means a genetic failure.
Yes, I'm sure it seems that way to you.

I'm going to go with the former. The latter is unnatural. If Ken is meant to be the ideal man, and idealness is apposite to unnaturalness, then the former by a landslide.

This lol. He is very high trust looking which is also important not just being attractive
Finally a good user. Please consider posting more. We need you here.
 
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Ryan is very high appeal. High trust innocent looking yet also sophisticated and handsome and decently tall and good frame
 
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I'm going to go with the former. The latter is unnatural. If Ken is meant to be the ideal man, and idealness is apposite to unnaturalness, then the former by a landslide.

Even women agree that Cavill mogs Gosling to obliv.

 
This lol. He is very high trust looking which is also important not just being attractive
Also, I would argue though that Gosling is low trust. Attractive people tend to be low trust by definition since they have a lot of options and so any woman who gets with one will always be in fear he's going to go around fucking other girls.
 
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ken is gook btw
 
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He was able to gain status at ALL because of his looks.


Yes, I'm sure it seems that way to you.


I'm going to go with the former. The latter is unnatural. If Ken is meant to be the ideal man, and idealness is apposite to unnaturalness, then the former by a landslide.


Finally a good user. Please consider posting more. We need you here.
Cope Gosling is subhuman, if he wasn't famous he would just be another White LTN walking the street.
 
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Ryan Gosling isn’t good-looking enough to play Ken.

Men who’re way better than Gosling as options for Ken:

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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Ryan Gosling is like a higher-PSL version of Nicholas Cage.

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Caging at such an awful casting decision. Makes the movie unwatchable. Not that I would’ve watched it otherwise.

Dogshit take

This a comedic role.

You literally posted a bunch of non actors (only pratt would work and he hasnt the ken look anyway)
They will all play the perfect Ken in your homoerotic fantasies, not in a movie
 
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Ryan is very high appeal. High trust innocent looking yet also sophisticated and handsome and decently tall and good frame
Correct except for the high-trust and innocent part. He looks like he would cheat on his girlfriend.

Even women agree that Cavill mogs Gosling to obliv.


So when did "women" become equivalent with a 28yo sjw's twitter account famous for spewing shit online (oh, with 268 likes to boot), who would probably wet her pants in Gosling's presence anyway? Jfl.

Horse-faced asymmetrical pinkoid subhuman. Redditors mog him xd.


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Right, because the phrase "horse-faced asymmetrical pinkoid subhuman" enters womens' minds at all. If Gosling were a fag the guy on the right would be begging for his dick 24/7.
 
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Cope Gosling is subhuman, if he wasn't famous he would just be another White LTN walking the street.
Copes from Lumbridge sewer. How do you think he got famous at all? You simply do not get famous if you are ugly in Hollywood, if looking at his face was not proof enough his looks are insane to women.
 
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Correct except for the high-trust and innocent part. He looks like he would cheat on his girlfriend.


So when did "women" become equivalent with a 28yo sjw's twitter account famous for spewing shit online (oh, with 268 likes to boot), who would probably wet her pants in Gosling's presence anyway? Jfl.


Right, because the phrase "horse-faced asymmetrical pinkoid subhuman" enters womens' minds at all. If Gosling were a fag the guy on the right would be begging for his dick 24/7.
From my male perspective he is High trust. Even though he is attractive he does not look intimidating to me.
 
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From my male perspective he is High trust. Even though he is attractive he does not look intimidating to me.
Trust factor and intimidating factor are different issues.
 
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Copes from Lumbridge sewer. How do you think he got famous at all? You simply do not get famous if you are ugly in Hollywood, if looking at his face was not proof enough his looks are insane to women.

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Wheat Waffles mogs him

WW unironically fits the look of Ken much better than Ryan Cuckling does.
 
Ken is literally the definition of oofy doofy tho so it makes sense
 
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Cope Gosling is chad
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It’s a comedy, you dipshit.

Wtf, are all chinamen this autistic
 
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I'm gonna go watch it this Sunday 😍
 
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Gosling is fucking ugly.
Looks like Bradley Cooper’s or Hrithik Roshan’s incel child.
 
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ppl hatin obviously haven't seen gosling in drive dude Is gigachad and goslingpill is law y these bitches hatin on the homie ryan gosling? this dude mogs and is a milf slayer dude
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It’s because the film portrayed Ken as this incompetent oofy doofy, meanwhile Barbie is this “strong independent woman”. When you take this into account, Gosling was actually the perfect casting choice.
 
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Ryan Gosling isn’t good-looking enough to play Ken.

Men who’re way better than Gosling as options for Ken:

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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Ryan Gosling is like a higher-PSL version of Nicholas Cage.

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Caging at such an awful casting decision. Makes the movie unwatchable. Not that I would’ve watched it otherwise.
Gosling looks like my oneitis’s crush, brutally mogs me
 
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imagine o pry as ken.
Ryan Gosling isn’t good-looking enough to play Ken.

Men who’re way better than Gosling as options for Ken:

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The studio retards decided to cast a recessed, horsefaced subhuman who gets mogged by a fucking Asian guy:

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Ryan Gosling is like a higher-PSL version of Nicholas Cage.

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Caging at such an awful casting decision. Makes the movie unwatchable. Not that I would’ve watched it otherwise.
 
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