Got a confirmed slay tonight. Wish me luck boyos (will send slay tape)

[dimocel]

shes okay for an asian girl, hopefully not makeup cel. im proud of u

Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s also morphing that frontal of her mtb but I’ll take it, first slay off tinder

 

[dimocel]

@donald joe

 

[drahcir]

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First slay from Tinder coming up tonight
Me: 18yo 5.5/10 5’11 before anyone asks
Lmk things to say to her I’ll record it

“wanna come have fun with me” this niggas about to get his liver harvested

 

[dimocel]

“wanna come have fun with me” this niggas about to get his liver harvested

Nogga I audibly laughed at this shit fuck I love you guys

 

[Zaied]

I will be waiting nigga mention me

 

[dimocel]

I will be waiting nigga mention me

Added to the tags list bhai

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I lo

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First slay from Tinder coming up tonight
Me: 18yo 5.5/10 5’11 before anyone asks
Lmk things to say to her I’ll record it

I love it

 

[dimocel]

I lo

I love it

Thank you boyo. I am extremely nervous as this is my first tinder slay I don’t know what to do

 

[Sulfuras]

no way in hell that worked
either you have the easiest slay of your life or Dimitri and Vasiliy come to your house to harvest your organs

 

[dimocel]

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no way in hell that worked
either you have the easiest slay of your life or Dimitri and Vasiliy come to your house to harvest your organs

JFL BRO MY LIVER WILL BE GONE BY TONIGHT. DOESNT EVEN MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE IM HOPPING ON TREN SOON ANYWAYTTTTTT

 

[LA_vxmpk1NG]

Tell her you have an STD mid ejaculation then get the hell out of there

 

[Sulfuras]

JFL BRO MY LIVER WILL BE GONE BY TONIGHT. DOESNT EVEN MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE IM HOPPING ON TREN SOON ANYWAYTTTTTT

idk why you are nervous nigga
you would have to smear shit all over yourself for her not to want to fuck

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Thank you boyo. I am extremely nervous as this is my first tinder slay I don’t know what to do

I had my first 3-4 weeks ago. I believe in you brother


Tbh I spoke to her for a whole month I met up with her in another city she drove me to her place we watched films she cooked for me we spoke and shit she tickled my arms we played around for hours then I got her honey by dry bumping her cos I wanted sex then I whipped out my dick she gave me a handjob then she grabbed me upstairs sucked me dih then I slayed her.

Fun times.


This is how it should be brother


I may have another WHYTE girl willing to meet up next week (I am to busy to meet her this week)

 

[dimocel]

I had my first 3-4 weeks ago. I believe in you brother


Tbh I spoke to her for a whole month I met up with her in another city she drove me to her place we watched films she cooked for me we spoke and shit she tickled my arms we played around for hours then I got her honey by dry bumping her cos I wanted sex then I whipped out my dick she gave me a handjob then she grabbed me upstairs sucked me dih then I slayed her.

Fun times.


This is how it should be brother


I may have another WHYTE girl willing to meet up next week (I am to busy to meet her this week)

You’re awesome bro fucking CONGRATS FOR YOUR FIRST SLAY. I wish mine was as poetic as that. And amazing job not getting attached and going right to the next. Followed

 

[mangotimer]

tales

 

[dimocel]

tales

It’s fine if you think that I’m going to show proof of my user next to her so dw. Will also get a tape

 

[mangotimer]

It’s fine if you think that I’m going to show proof of my user next to her so dw. Will also get a tape

can i cum tribute her

 

[dimocel]

can i cum tribute her

Feel free bhai

 

[mangotimer]

Feel free bhai

thank you