Got fingered in my ass at the club

[Deleted member 32285]

This forum is turning more gay day by day

 

[emeraldglass]

Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.

I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)

I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good

Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)

I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)

Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).

She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)

Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..

Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger

So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)

Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.

At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.

View attachment 2434242

this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:

View attachment 2434256

translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think

Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.

I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs

I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)

View attachment 2434287

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Tagging the yakhis

@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer

This is what you get for being a degenerate and fucking in a room full of gays while keeping your guard down.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Why wait till after you ascend? It’s better than rotting on your weekends, you’re only young once

But I'm ugly now.

 

[AspiringMogger]

But I'm ugly now.

Maybe, but do you want to be an autistic under socialised good looking guy? The more you go out now the more you’ll be determined to ascend and the better socialised you’re going to become when ascended (if it ever happens)

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Maybe, but do you want to be an autistic under socialised good looking guy? The more you go out now the more you’ll be determined to ascend and the better socialised you’re going to become when ascended (if it ever happens)

Ascencion is my only current goal. All I work towards.

 

[AspiringMogger]

Ascencion is my only current goal. All I work towards.

Improve your social skills

 

[Deleted member 24444]

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Mirin inhib levels to even go to these places. I'd never set foot in these shitholes in my life. Also all this time I thought you were in the UK jfl.

But yeah, unfortunately in degen places shit like this can always happen, so might as well steer clear of them.

LMAO no way this nigga got fingered and took it right

 

[Deleted member 24427]

nigga check for AIDS and HIV he probably finger fucked like 50 guys that day and you were the 51st guy

 

[Deleted member 22623]

nigga check for AIDS and HIV he probably finger fucked like 50 guys that day and you were the 51st guy

Thanks for the concern my guy but I exaggerated in the thread, his fingertip was touching my ass for 1 second max.. I would be the unluckiest person in the world if I would contract HIV from that

 

[2d v2]

you really had someone put his finger up your ass and did nothing? I would have gone out to the main room, grabed a bottle, and smashed it on his head

 

[Deleted member 22623]

you really had someone put his finger up your ass and did nothing? I would have gone out to the main room, grabed a bottle, and smashed it on his head

And then what exactly? Have the bouncers restrain me until the cops come and take me in? Glass bottles can do severe damage, worst case I end going to jail and lose my career..

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

 

[Deleted member 3902]

gay ass nigga

 

[Deleted member 22627]

Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.

I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)

I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good

Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)

I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)

Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).

She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)

Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..

Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger

So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)

Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.

At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.

View attachment 2434242

this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:

View attachment 2434256

translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think

Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.

I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs

I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)

View attachment 2434287

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Tagging the yakhis

@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer

Average .org user night out.

 

[mecha72]

Nah very rare for me to get approached

Also getting your asshole fingered at a club is an incel trait

Cuck a nigger would have given them a orbital maxilla and mandible fracture

 

[mecha72]

Just the places I go to I guess are pretty degen

There are lots of normie clubs and bars, but theyre pretty boring and I’m not chad enough to bang the HQNP staceylites with daddy’s money who go to those places anyway

Hqnp doesent go to clubs

 

[Deleted member 22623]

Cuck a nigger would have given them a orbital maxilla and mandible fracture

Sad thing I’m not a nigger then

 

[Deleted member 22623]

Hqnp doesent go to clubs

Yes they do, just don’t the places you go to

 

[Whatashame]

How did his finger feel in your ass?

look at this fella

 

[Whatashame]

Not posting my pics on the forum anymore for personal reasons, sorry

THe only one I send pics and vids to is @Akhi, he can vouch i am MTNish

bruh its legit in your avi jfl

 

[Whatashame]

whats your height? isnt everyone in copenhagen tall af

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.

I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)

I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good

Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)

I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)

Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).

She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)

Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..

Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger

So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)

Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.

At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.

View attachment 2434242

this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:

View attachment 2434256

translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think

Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.

I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs

I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)

View attachment 2434287

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Tagging the yakhis

@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer

Dnr that biography

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.

I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)

I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good

Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)

I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)

Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).

She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)

Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..

Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger

So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)

Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.

At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.

View attachment 2434242

this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:

View attachment 2434256

translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think

Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.

I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs

I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)

View attachment 2434287

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Tagging the yakhis

@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer

Caged so hard

 

[Bvnny.]

Lol nigga that's gay lmao that's sum gay ass shit my man, you gae fr fr

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Lol nigga that's gay lmao that's sum gay ass shit my man, you gae fr fr

ironic

 

[donttrust]

my dream come true

 

[Bvnny.]

ironic

(That was the joke, my man)

 

[RedRiser]

This has to be the funniest shit ive read in the last 3 months lmfao

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Just the places I go to I guess are pretty degen

There are lots of normie clubs and bars, but theyre pretty boring and I’m not chad enough to bang the HQNP staceylites with daddy’s money who go to those places anyway

Do guys only go to the bar to bang the chicks there?

 

[Zonar]

Not a single letter after reading the title.

 

[Deleted member 22623]

Do guys only go to the bar to bang the chicks there?

Idk what most guys go to bars for, I think it’s different

I normally just go out to have fun

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Jokes on that guy, who had to deal with a smelly finger

 

[Deleted member 22623]

Jokes on that guy, who had to deal with a smelly finger

My unwashed hairy asshole is reserved for chico

 

[Deleted member 14262]

This is gonna get pinned by tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 22623]

This is gonna get pinned by tomorrow

@TRUE_CEL finally i will have achieved something in my life

 

[Michael Myers]

@TRUE_CEL finally i will have achieved something in my life

Not after you reacted my post!

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Idk what most guys go to bars for, I think it’s different

I normally just go out to have fun

Tbh i don't get this.
Whenever I go to a club i always regret it afterwards (except when I get a slay from it which never happens).

Fucking up my sleep and health for degeneracy that's not even that enjoyable.

 

[Deleted member 14262]

And then what exactly? Have the bouncers restrain me until the cops come and take me in? Glass bottles can do severe damage, worst case I end going to jail and lose my career..

He's right if someone puts a finger up your arse killing them would be acceptable

 

[Deleted member 14262]

Thanks for the concern my guy but I exaggerated in the thread, his fingertip was touching my ass for 1 second max.. I would be the unluckiest person in the world if I would contract HIV from that

So it was just on your asshole? Not inside?

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Being NT is life. What's your rating btw?

 

[_MVP_]

LoL

 

[Lindros]

Guy did that to me when I was 12, some paedo EDP445/Onision shit

 

[Lindros]

(That was the joke, my man)

u fine af ngl

 

[chosen-one]

N

Yesterday marks the beginning of the end for me.

I went to an undisclosed underground techno club in central Copenhagen yesterday. I waited in line for 10 mins with my friend, and we paid entrance of about 125DKK each (around 25$)

I didn’t know what to expect, but she told me the people were nice and the drugs were good

Fast forward an hour of us dancing, we decide to chill a bit in the smokers room. My friend told me she would go to ask random guys for cocaine, and I told her I would just sit and have a smoke. I ask these two women sitting in a leather couch for a lighter, one of them looks like a swamp hag and the other is a cute lawyer with nice tits and a firm ass (although roastie on this forum due to her being 30)

I was pretty fucked, but after 10 mins of talking she asks in Danish “so are you gonna kiss me or what” (tbh I didn’t plan to initially due to being with my friend, but I thought fuck it to myself since she hadn’t returned anyway)

Let me tell you that this woman was extremely fucking horny. As I kissed her she pulled my hand to her panties and asked me to rub her (I estimate there were about 15 other ppl in the room, but all of them were fucked so yeah).

She tells me that there is a fucking sex room in the club… (wtf)

Tbh at this point I wanted to just go home with her, but she insisted we fucked in that room..

Fast forward to me drunkenly stumbling into the sex room with my sock lifts, and I realise something.. this putrid chamber is just 3 close quarter rooms filled with gays sucking and fucking each other, and there is a 50 year old guy in a latex suit getting railed by a nigger

So.. at this point I just want to leave the club, my mood had died completely. But she really insists and keeps pulling me to her, whispering stuff like “this has always been my fantasy”, “just focus on me and not them” (jfl at this bitch, there is a guy standing literally 1m from the leather bed we are in jerking his dick)

Anyway, I am a trooper, so I pull down my pants and tell her to suck me off while I close my eyes. After 5 mins I am finally starting to get into it, and I can feel my erection getting strong enough to pound her. I pull her head away, and this is where it goes horribly fucking wrong. As I lay down and penetrate her missionary, this guy who was jerking his cock jams his finger in my asshole. I yell out. In a higher pitch that I would like to admit. I turn around and push him and ask what the fuck he is doing. This faggot just smirks at me.

At this point I almost completely sobered up, and I realise from my friends texts that I have been gone for over an hour as it was 4 am.

View attachment 2434242

this bitch I was gonna fuck keeps telling me that she’s sorry and bla bla, and this faggot has already left, so I decide to just go meet my friend and tell her what happened and I’m going home. She is a nice girl, but let me tell u she is dumb as a brick. this is what she fucking writes me today:

View attachment 2434256

translation: “I don’t hope your boundaries were crossed at the club…” nigger I had my asshole fingered wtf do u think

Anyways.. if something ever good came out of this night, it was the fact that I met a 23 y/o Syrian/turkish mix girl on the way home, who was extremely cute. She approached me at the metro and asked if I was going in the same direction as her drunk friend, since she wanted to make sure she got home safely. I told her I was going in the opposite direction, to which she said she was as well.

I chat with her on the way home, and she is actually extremely nice and clever as well (which is a huge turn on for me) and we end up sitting in a park at 6am making out and smoking her cigs

I wrote her today asking her if she wanted to eat together, but she told me she had plans with her friends, but that we would do something one of these days (idk if it will happen, prolly not but we will see)

View attachment 2434287

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Tagging the yakhis

@poopoohead @Akhi @ascension @TRUE_CEL @AspiringMogger @rand anon @SurgeryEnjoyer

Nordic hoes smh