Got into fight with crazy dudes at work (storytime)

notgraycel245969

notgraycel245969

In order to sleep, you must pretend to be asleep
Joined
Feb 9, 2024
Posts
2,325
Reputation
2,092
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

1766955905581


I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

1766956195533


I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
 
  • +1
  • Woah
Reactions: ilian, nvr3noug6, afroheadluke and 16 others
I would be carrying a pepper spray instead of a knife since they are many but if they pull out a gun its over :feelskek:
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost, volentuz and 3 others
He got owned by a 18 year old :lul: Be careful and definitely carry something with you
 
  • +1
Reactions: ilian, BWCisLAW, datboijj and 3 others
True story
 
Last edited:
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz, moongazer and 1 other person
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
probably arm yourself and pop stimulants to be alert. good storytelling too i can visualise the scenario well :fuk:
 
  • +1
  • Love it
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz, moongazer and 1 other person
probably arm yourself and pop stimulants to be alert. good storytelling too i can visualise the scenario well :fuk:
with what do i arm myself? Taking preworkout is a good idea
 
  • +1
  • Love it
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW, volentuz and 2 others
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
Pole fn
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz, notgraycel245969 and 1 other person
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
Carry a gun
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost, volentuz and 1 other person
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost, volentuz and 1 other person
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost and 2 others
Get one obviously bro its not hard
Georgia country laws is particularly strict about that. Also this poorcel crazy bastards dont have money to buy a gun anyway so
 
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost and 2 others
Do I carry a knife with me ?
optimally a gun, i dont have acces to a gun rn so i usually just carry a knife thats fast to deploy, like switchblade for example, make sure blade is long enough and it needs to be a somewhat quality knife, good and easy opening mechanism i usually just carry it in the pocket of my dominant hand, just choose a place where you can pull and stab in less than 0.5 seconds. If you can you should obviously bring larger and more deadly weapons with you, axe, machete, strong metal things whatever right. And you have to make sure they dont have a gun, if they have one youre fucked, so you should try to pay attention to their hand actions and behaviour, make sure its not an open field position and that you can get away easily.
 
  • +1
  • Love it
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz and notgraycel245969
optimally a gun, i dont have acces to a gun rn so i usually just carry a knife thats fast to deploy, like switchblade for example, make sure blade is long enough and it needs to be a somewhat quality knife, good and easy opening mechanism i usually just carry it in the pocket of my dominant hand, just choose a place where you can pull and stab in less than 0.5 seconds.
yep thats what I was thinking. Whats a prison time for self defense but stabbing a person? here probably years
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW, YHWH's ghost and 2 others
sound like a story from the slums of tirana
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz and notgraycel245969
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW, volentuz and 2 others
yep thats what I was thinking. Whats a prison time for self defense but stabbing a person? here probably years
idk tbh in my country there has recently been a stabbing (not even really self defense) the person got almost killed and the guy got 3-4years so not too bad, obviously you dont want to use your weapons or rather avoid fighting at all, even tho im always perpared to fight i rather try to deascalte, because i struggle controlling my emotions and i dont want to get life setences or some bs. Also even if oyu dont get to prison having this in like your profile thingy is bad in general for stuff like job search. You might call me a bitch for this but if you can i would rather run away then do something stupid and get in a fight.
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, volentuz and notgraycel245969
the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?
depending on the laws and stuff in your country you might aswell just try to sue them for violence and discrimination at the workplace, that really depends on how stuff works in your country tho, but espacially if its a big company that could be a good idea, but at the same time i have no idea.
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW and notgraycel245969
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
then u woke up
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW and notgraycel245969
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6, BWCisLAW and ZyzzReincarnate
o shit dam bro
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW and notgraycel245969
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
Not worth the cortisol spike
 
  • +1
Reactions: BWCisLAW, car12345 and notgraycel245969


hit em w this move next time

yeah bro in a cramped room we barely had space to wrestle
also what am i supposed to do in this position. Its basically over here
1766959166657
 
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6 and BWCisLAW
have brass knuckles on
 
  • +1
Reactions: car12345, BWCisLAW and notgraycel245969
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
Yes, carry a knife. You don't have to use it but carry it.
 
  • +1
Reactions: notgraycel245969
stalk his ass and beat the shit outta him when hes alone. and yes carry the knife
 
  • +1
Reactions: notgraycel245969
This crazy guy double my age (im 18) starts being aggressive to me for no actual reason, he kicks me in the leg and comes close to my face. I push him really hard, he almost falls but he gets caught by something. He wants to meet with me outside, I said I can't right now because I have job to do but when I'm finished we can talk.

15-20 minutes pass and I go to bathroom, before I open the bathroom door I see him follow me into the cramped room. He then asks me when do I finish work, before I finish my sentence this coward son of a bitch sucker punches me. we wrestle for good 15 seconds and I eventually have him in this position:

View attachment 4475866

I think Im in control, completely ignorant of my surroundings.

Then his namby-pamby milksop friend chokes me from behind and takes me to the ground. I'm left completely defenseless, the vision fading before my eyes.

View attachment 4475888

I heard someone yell "close the door" and door closed. That means they had third associate in the room. completely and utterly disgusting. They got fired at least but this doesn't end here. They will probably wait for me somewhere and have revenge coz they got fired. Do I carry a knife with me ? I already told my friends and we are ready to fuck the up but the workplace says not to take this further and won't tell me their names. genuinely what to do in this situation?


@samgrattlescouilles @nsk4ll @xyukeeee @notagreycell @nvr3noug6
short story so we wont say DNR
 
  • Love it
Reactions: notgraycel245969
stalk his ass and beat the shit outta him when hes alone. and yes carry the knife
How to find him? I only know his name nothing else and they wont tell me surname coz of “muh laws”
 
  • +1
Reactions: nvr3noug6
How to find him? I only know his name nothing else and they wont tell me surname coz of “muh laws”
Well, if that’s the case, it’s not worth wasting time. However, you might be able to access his socials if you go through your boss’s or coworker’s facebook/insta by using his name.
 
  • +1
Reactions: notgraycel245969

Similar threads

talcel
Replies
13
Views
136
omnipresence_
O
Jiaxi
Replies
13
Views
292
Jiaxi
Jiaxi
enriquecuador
Replies
94
Views
884
zygosmasher12
zygosmasher12
RealSurgerymax
Replies
10
Views
127
childishkillah
childishkillah

Users who are viewing this thread

  • notgraycel245969
Back
Top