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Im just gonna day drink and jerk off @iblamexyz
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then go to a functionIm just gonna day drink and jack off @iblamexyz
Me too sounds funIm just gonna day drink and jack off @iblamexyz
sounds like a good idea to redeem myself from yesterday, my friends cancelled last minute on going out so i was just drunk in my accom with nothing to do at nightthen go to a function
and look for a drunk girl
if u want alk suggestions i woul prodly give u some![]()

shiiisounds like a good idea to redeem myself from yesterday, my friends cancelled last minute on going out so i was just drunk in my accom with nothing to do at night
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Corona mogs, i like guinness but i feel like it makes you full really quickly iykwimshiii
well here ar emy perseonal preferences:
beer: corona, guinesse, stigl, any japaniese beer
Strong alk: malibu, vodka 360, bacardi rasberri, azul tequila, capitan morgan, jd wiskhey, jägermeister, blue buzz balls
Mixes: vodka+ redbull, wiskhey+ cola, tequila + lime juice, bacardi rasberry+ rasaberry sirup, sour wiskey, prostar coctail
On its own: malibu, any buzzball, any liqour, grey goose vodka
always drink w a friend
and pls go to a function/club
do it for me
for me therwe was no function this weekend![]()
hell yeahIm just gonna day drink and jerk off @iblamexyz
BasedIm just gonna day drink and jerk off @iblamexyz
U doing the same today?Based
holy shitCorona mogs, i like guinness but i feel like it makes you full really quickly iykwim
I got a bottle of jagermeister in my fridge with some redbulls so i might do some jagerbombs later and try get my mate to come over at night to pre. And then hopefully go to the club
Almost yesU doing the same today?
Mogs that’s what I do every other day anywayIm just gonna day drink and jerk off @iblamexyz
Its decently sunny for me right now as well, might go to the beer garden soon after ive finished some of my coronasMogs that’s what I do every other day anyway
@iblamexyz @Psocho @joao23 i got some jagermeister and redbull in my mini fridge, should i do some jagerbombs and go to my lecture hungover tomorrowbump tbh

I have alot of Heineken here on my frigobar, but i don't like@iblamexyz @Psocho @joao23 i got some jagermeister and redbull in my mini fridge, should i do some jagerbombs and go to my lecture hungover tomorrow![]()
Ive got a lot of coors i might drink them tooI have alot of Heineken here on my frigobar, but i don't like
worst feeling, don’t recommend@iblamexyz @Psocho @joao23 i got some jagermeister and redbull in my mini fridge, should i do some jagerbombs and go to my lecture hungover tomorrow![]()
basedIm just gonna day drink and jerk off @iblamexyz
im considering on aqualyx, how was it dealing with the bloat the first time u did it?worst feeling, don’t recommend
I just jacked off to my memories
and im reading philosophy rn
Gonna do aqualyx either tonight or tomorrow I don’t know
horribleim considering on aqualyx, how was it dealing with the bloating the first time u did it?
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Nice boyo, do you not have school rn tho?worst feeling, don’t recommend
I just jacked off to my memories
and im reading philosophy rn
Gonna do aqualyx either tonight or tomorrow I don’t know
uh it’s the weekend?Nice boyo, do you not have school rn tho?
I am now daydrunkDaydrinking is peak
SameI am now daydrunk
everything is done.
mogs@iblamexyz i forget that day drinking makes u tired and i had a fatass nap for like 3 hours, had a nigga like:
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Yeah ngl my room smells like blueberry raspberry vape juice now, even though i had the window openmogs