greastest purchase of my adult life.

[fr0st]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

good thread, keep it up!

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

No coming back from this one

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

Check out @Dollfucker on .is

He has great advice

 

[ilian]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

brutal, the amount of money u spent on that you could rather spend it on a hooker and get some really pus for that money ngll

 

[ilian]

@MouthBreathingElite

 

[Deleted member 285678]

Mirin, order human sized anime doll and set up AI to talk with her

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

brutal, the amount of money u spent on that you could rather spend it on a hooker and get some really pus for that money ngll

Hes honestly better off buying this lol, he can pull women hes just autistic

 

[fr0st]

brutal, the amount of money u spent on that you could rather spend it on a hooker and get some really pus for that money ngll

I refuse to put my dick in anything lower than stacy.

 

[Clqs]

https://looksmax.org/account/delete

 

[fr0st]

https://looksmax.org/account/delete

im about to delete my virginity in this pussy

 

[swaggers]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

129 dollars just to goon holy crap

 

[fr0st]

129 dollars just to goon holy crap

you dont got motion like me nigga im like epstien

 

[Sceptical]

it gets to a point bro...

 

[LegendaryKennen]

theyre marketed as stamina trainers? fucking lol

 

[fr0st]

it gets to a point bro...

My hatred of women exceeds lust i will find all alternatives as opposed to speaking to them.

 

[fr0st]

theyre marketed as stamina trainers? fucking lol

It's a cardio training device.

 

[Sceptical]

My hatred of women exceeds lust i will find all alternatives as opposed to speaking to them.

doing all this just to get a few jfl reacts from incels isn't worth it bro

 

[fr0st]

doing all this just to get a few jfl reacts from incels isn't worth it bro

Nigga you've seen my threads i actively talk to women just to DNR them to make them feel like shit i dont even do it for reps anymore i just do it for the love of the game

 

[AryanSchizo]

$25 shipping

 

[fr0st]

$25 shipping

times are rough

 

[Sceptical]

Nigga you've seen my threads i actively talk to women just to DNR them to make them feel like shit i dont even do it for reps anymore i just do it for the love of the game

that’s just a coping mechanism for someone who has been ignored, rejected and humiliated all his life by women, it's not too late to change

 

[Deleted member 289892]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

nigga you couldve used me

 

[donpuro]

my biggest fear is be one of y'all one day

ima delete my acc or avoid off topic from now on

 

[asdvek]

High T.

 

[Celto-Germanics]

fucking gross dude. Also suicide if you do this ti buy ones you basically jerk off with. The ones you fuck are 100x better for you. Still fucking gross degenerate shit though.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Another sad, sad, so, so sad thread.

 

[fr0st]

fucking gross dude. Also suicide if you do this ti buy ones you basically jerk off with. The ones you fuck are 100x better for you. Still fucking gross degenerate shit though.

You're celtic why would i listen to you

 

[fr0st]

my biggest fear is be one of y'all one day

ima delete my acc or avoid off topic from now on

yeah you should delete your account faggot nobody will miss you BTFO

 

[fr0st]

that’s just a coping mechanism for someone who has been ignored, rejected and humiliated all his life by women, it's not too late to change

Theres no need to change if foids dont have to i dont either. i literally have lost all empathy of the opposite sex if my mother was raped i would feel no sorrow.

 

[jester]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

on god as soon as i saw the title i knew what you were up to
mirin, i’ll probably do the same when i get my own place

 

[Celto-Germanics]

You're celtic why would i listen to you

Because I’m an esoteric dick maxxer and know that if you simulate gooning your dick shrinks but if you simulate fucking it don’t. Trust me brah. Plus, abstaining is the only real option.

 

[Deleted member 285678]

do you use something to order it discreetly or you dont give a fuck

 

[fr0st]

do you use something to order it discreetly or you dont give a fuck

idk idgaf it probably will be descreet but even if its not the chicks at the post office are giving me ioi so they wont care.

 

[fr0st]

Because I’m an esoteric dick maxxer and know that if you simulate gooning your dick shrinks but if you simulate fucking it don’t. Trust me brah. Plus, abstaining is the only real option.

Where did you hear this

 

[Celto-Germanics]

Where did you hear this

Angion method Janucz he puts out some good stuff.

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

i always thought these hurt

 

[fr0st]

Angion method Janucz he puts out some good stuff.

There is zero empirical evidence that over masturbation or sexual stimulation leads to a smaller penis. if that were the case then all high testosterone men would have short tiny dicks because natually higher test leads to a higher libido and urge to masturbate. on average a military aged male needs to excrete semen 21 days a month or else there will be health complications.

semen retention is just spiritual astrology for men tbh shit is retarded redpill slop

 

[Celto-Germanics]

There is zero empirical evidence that over masturbation or sexual stimulation leads to a smaller penis

Pelvic floor tightening restricts blood flow and lowers erection quality. This can lead to downstream dick losses. This is well documented.

Most high libido people don’t have to worry because they’re naturally hard enough without pelvic tightening in masturbation that it compensates for possible restricted blood flow.
Sexual stimulation stimulates blood flow and allows higher use of the vessels of the organ, which is the only real way you can “grow” an organ without stretching it.

on average a military aged male needs to excrete semen 21 days a month or else there will be health complications.

semen retention is just spiritual astrology for men tbh shit is retarded redpill slop

The whole “you need to jerk off to live” is so stupid as someone who has abstained for YEARS your body just nighttime emits. This is also the same reason why semen retention is retarded because most of the time you don’t even end up retaining if you’re healthy.

 

[Sceptical]

There is zero empirical evidence that over masturbation or sexual stimulation leads to a smaller penis. if that were the case then all high testosterone men would have short tiny dicks because natually higher test leads to a higher libido and urge to masturbate. on average a military aged male needs to excrete semen 21 days a month or else there will be health complications.

semen retention is just spiritual astrology for men tbh shit is retarded redpill slop

@optimisticzoomer

 

[puff]

Yesterday i had an epiphiny that i am now an adult with real money and an apartment. this is the first of many please give me reccomendations i WILL be the GREATEST gooner on the forum 2026 here i cum!

high test thread

 

[ilian]

I refuse to put my dick in anything lower than stacy.

valid take brotha

 

[fr0st]

Pelvic floor tightening restricts blood flow and lowers erection quality. This can lead to downstream dick losses. This is well documented.

Most high libido people don’t have to worry because they’re naturally hard enough without pelvic tightening in masturbation that it compensates for possible restricted blood flow.
Sexual stimulation stimulates blood flow and allows higher use of the vessels of the organ, which is the only real way you can “grow” an organ without stretching it.


The whole “you need to jerk off to live” is so stupid as someone who has abstained for YEARS your body just nighttime emits. This is also the same reason why semen retention is retarded because most of the time you don’t even end up retaining if you’re healthy.

Abstaining from masturbation is only a "thing" because of the modern world. naturally we do not autistically hyper fixate on not masturbating its as simple as "im horny im gonna jerk off"

over masturbation also does not desecrate erection quality im not quite sure where you heard this but the only way you can "decrease" erections is because you have lower test. you are actively associating a stereotype of a low test man (overweight low testosterone decreased libido) to a man who masturbates.

Also i have no idea what you mean with pelvic floor tightening thats the shit you do with kegal exercises. the pelvic floor tightens near climax for a very short period of time unless you are training it. jerking off 3 times a day would result in like less than 10 seconds of pelvic tension it doesnt decrease blood flow lol.

 

[Celto-Germanics]

Abstaining from masturbation is only a "thing" because of the modern world. naturally we do not autistically hyper fixate on not masturbating its as simple as "im horny im gonna jerk off"

Untrue. Masturbation was seen as weak and immoral even in ancient times and you were expected to fuck prostitutes instead (not joking) for certain cultures, or just get married at 16.

Also i have no idea what you mean with pelvic floor tightening thats the shit you do with kegal exercises. the pelvic floor tightens near climax for a very short period of time unless you are training it. jerking off 3 times a day would result in like less than 10 seconds of pelvic tension it doesnt decrease blood flow lol.

When you masturbate unless you’re consciously not doing this you usually are tightening the pelvic floor slightly. This is distinct from kegals because it’s prolonged and unintentional. This will naturally lend itself to prolonged and negative tighness. Also

>didn’t read what I wrote award

The mechanism by which masturbation decreases erection quality is by restricting free blood flow. I reccomend looking into angion and trying the methods yourself and seeing the actual reactions the organ has to diff stimuli. It’s basically irrefutable biomechanics.

 

[fr0st]

Untrue. Masturbation was seen as weak and immoral even in ancient times and you were expected to fuck prostitutes instead (not joking) for certain cultures, or just get married at 16.

I'm sure certain cultures thought this but the majority belief throughout history is not this. also fucking kek if you actually think people werent jerking off because of this retarded subhuman philosophy

When you masturbate unless you’re consciously not doing this you usually are tightening the pelvic floor slightly. This is distinct from kegals because it’s prolonged and unintentional. This will naturally lend itself to prolonged and negative tighness. Also

Like i said before its momentary you are not restricting blood-flow for extended periods of time and it does not decrease blood-flow to the penis. this is simply misinformation.

The mechanism by which masturbation decreases erection quality is by restricting free blood flow. I reccomend looking into angion and trying the methods yourself and seeing the actual reactions the organ has to diff stimuli. It’s basically irrefutable biomechanics.

you say its irrefutable but only say to watch a single person lol. if you look at actual research amongst multiple organizations all evidence points otherwise but im expected to ignore all of that in favor of some autistic shitskin (presumably)


im genuinely confused as to where you are getting this information did you seriously watch a single person and base your entire belief on this to whatever he says?

 

[Celto-Germanics]

im genuinely confused as to where you are getting this information did you seriously watch a single person and base your entire belief on this to whatever he says?

Consistent pelvic tightening from masturbation is a well documented phenomenon from multiple sources but I’m not going to scrounge up studies for gooner discourse I was just trying to help you not ruin your eq gang.

also fucking kek if you actually think people werent jerking off because of this retarded subhuman philosophy

Obviously some people would but I think you overestimate the necessity of Gooning. It is legitimately not as good or necessary as you think it is bro. I’d rather be diamond hard for an hour than goon atp high key.

 

[fr0st]

When you masturbate unless you’re consciously not doing this you usually are tightening the pelvic floor slightly. This is distinct from kegals because it’s prolonged and unintentional. This will naturally lend itself to prolonged and negative tighness. Also

I just looked it up yeah the pelvic muscle only contracts for seconds.

 

[Celto-Germanics]

I just looked it up yeah the pelvic muscle only contracts for seconds.

>google ai review

Nigga….

 

[fr0st]

I just looked it up yeah the pelvic muscle only contracts for seconds.

actually this is completely the opposite stronger pelvic muscle activation helps with stronger and more prolonged erections.

Pelvic-floor muscle rehabilitation in erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation - PubMed

Pelvic-floor muscle rehabilitation was found to be beneficial in erectile dysfunction. However, its effects on symptoms of premature ejaculation, despite intracavernous pressure gains, were much more difficult to assess. The definitive proof of its benefits requires rather difficult-to-design...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[fr0st]

>google ai review

Nigga….

Its not an ai review its an excerpt from a website that they put onto the search.

also heres the study debunking your argument.

actually this is completely the opposite stronger pelvic muscle activation helps with stronger and more prolonged erections.

Pelvic-floor muscle rehabilitation in erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation - PubMed

Pelvic-floor muscle rehabilitation was found to be beneficial in erectile dysfunction. However, its effects on symptoms of premature ejaculation, despite intracavernous pressure gains, were much more difficult to assess. The definitive proof of its benefits requires rather difficult-to-design...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov